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2-Pack: 360 Electrical Habitat 3-Outlet Braided Extension Cords With 2 USB Ports

Braided cables with 3 outlets and 2 USB ports on the end
They sorta look like dice, right?
(The outlet part, not the cable part)
Are they Mac compatible: Until Apple invents a special outlet for Apple products only, yes

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Most times of the year, we’d pitch these as something handy for your desk at work or in your home office. They provide a few outlets to charge your phone, your laptop, your tablet, and whatever else you need to get through the day.

But now? In December? They’re holiday accessories. You know, for plugging in all your Christmas lights and Dancing Santas and whatnot around the house.

But, remember, just because you’re busy holiday-ifying your little world doesn’t mean you shouldn’t take some time to relax.

Don’t forget to:

Unwind! (The Christmas lights. You know, for the tree, for around the house, and for the outside of the house too.)
Just hang! (The aforementioned Christmas lights on your tree, around the house, and on the outside of the house too.)
Chill! (Because you’re outside in the cold, on a ladder, hanging Christmas lights.)
Relax! (Your grip on the ladder a little bit. You’re only one rung up.)
Take it easy! (On the curse words. Your neighbors can hear.)
Wake and bake! (Christmas cookies. For the bake sale at your kid’s school.)
Soak in some alcohol! (No, not you. The dried fruit. For the fruit cake exchange you do with your family every year.)
Take a seat! (As in: the driver’s seat. For the five-hour drive to grandma’s. God, the traffic is HEAVY today! Good luck!)

What does all this have to do with these braided cords with outlets on the end? Pretty much nothing.

But please: buy them anyway.

2-Pack: 360 Electrical Habitat 3-Outlet Braided Extension Cords With 2 USB Ports

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