2-for-Tuesday: VIOlife Power Banks with USB Fans

  • You get two power banks with little fan attachments, and we upped the quantity limit to 10 so you can have 20 of 'em
  • The fans can also run on the USB ports in your laptop or whatever
  • 2600mAh in each power banks can run the fans for eight hours, or give your phone about a full charge (depending on the phone)
  • If you get 20, then your phone can last basically forever (depending on the phone)
  • Or you can just have 20 tiny fans blowing on you
  • Model: VBF01H (Let’s go with “Very Best Fans: #01 Happy”)
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Calling all fanbois

If you’ve been around for the last couple months, you’ve seen these before - a couple decent-sized USB power banks with fans. We’ve sold well over 10,000 of them on Meh alone.

When we find a product like that, something that we can sell several thousand of just about every time we put it up for sale, we’re hit with a challenge: how do you keep giving people what they want to buy, what we’re able to get, and what is still a good deal without it being dead boring selling the same things constantly?

The true answer is, you can’t. Right now, just as you’re reading this sentence, someone (or, more likely, several hundred someones) are groaning and saying “these again?” Even some of you who are buying this, who agree that it’s a good enough deal to jump in on, still aren’t excited by the event.

So what do we do? Well, let’s call this an experiment - we let you buy an absurd number of them. Normally we limit quantities to 3, to try to spread around the deal, and try to stop resellers from starting up stores based on our deals. But today we’re saying screw that. Want 5 2-packs? Have at it. 10 2-packs? Sure, go right ahead. More than that? Uh, we think you may have a problem. So, no, this isn’t a limitless, no restrictions, one-person-buys-everything-we’ve-got sale. But for the first time ever, we’re going to let you pick up 10 2-packs, or 20 power banks. Pass them out to all your friends, plug one into every outlet in your house, keep one in every bag you own.

Does that make it exciting for you? Are you quivering with joy, dancing around the room, shouting from your window about our amazing event? No. No you’re not. Because, in the end, they are still some cheap power banks with a fan. We never said we were doing this for you. It’s definitively more interesting for us, though, and isn’t keeping us happy what really matters?

So far today...

  • 74198 of you visited.
  • 38% on a phone, 6% on a tablet.
  • 5935 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 2230 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $15403 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

Which items are you buying?