Water-Based: For versatility, easy clean-up, and use with silicone toys.
Silicone-Based: For durability, water resistance, or longer-lasting slickness.
The silicone will need soap and water to clean up, and it can stain fabrics. On the other hand (heh) it lasts a lot longer and doesn’t dry out.
Specs
Product: 4-Pack: Maxim Premium Personal Lubricant (Silicone or Water-Based, 4.4oz)
Model: MX24001, MX24002
Condition: New
What’s Included?
OR
Price Comparison
$56-$60 (for 4) on Amazon
Water-Based | Silicone
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Dec 30
Looooooooooooooob
Is this by better than WD40?
@MarkML No, it’s by Maxim.
@MarkML depends. Can you pass a captcha test?
You may have failed CAPTCHA but on the upside, you’re less of a human.
@mediocrebot maybe you are a Sheep.
Meh buyers must think they’re pretty slick.
Merry Backdoormas!
/showme a naughty black hole
@somf69
@mike808 @somf69 Thanks for the chuckle!
The Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile should use this instead of oil.
That’s an interesting spin on “pure H2O”
@craigthom Maybe they should use dihydrogen mono oxide.
@craigthom @mycya4me Not to quibble, but ‘dihydrogen mono oxide’ (hydroxic acid) is generally referred to as ‘dihydrogen monoxide’.
@craigthom @mycya4me @rpstrong Get the facts on this dangerous stuff.
https://www.dhmo.org/
@mycya4me @rpstrong @yakkoTDI I was commenting about the long list of ingredients that aren’t water.
@craigthom @mycya4me @rpstrong @yakkoTDI Pure H2O does not necessarily mean it’s the only ingredient, just that the H2O itself is pure.
Besides, if it really were 100% water, it wouldn’t work very well as lube!
@craigthom @mycya4me @PooltoyWolf @rpstrong If it were 100% water is also would not conduct electricity.
@craigthom @mycya4me @rpstrong @yakkoTDI Part of me wants to know what someone is doing in bed that warrants conductive lube…
@PooltoyWolf I was wondering the same
@craigthom @mycya4me @rpstrong @yakkoTDI thisade my day
This should fix my squeaky door.
@AaronLeeJohnson That’s a euphemism I haven’t heard before.
@AaronLeeJohnson You mean the back door? I know, I know; “shut the front door”
Stocking butt stuffers!
Money is pretty tight around the holidays. Will this help?
@warpedrotors It is a pretty slick deal.
“Queue”, not “cue”.
@kensey ¿Que?
Meh got a deal since Maxim’s big customer went to jail.
/showme stockpiling baby oil for a party
This isn’t from Diddy’s inventory I hope?
Pass.
@mike808 I’ve always wondered. Does that chick suggest that one should hack up some flem to spit on a dick? Shouldn’t it be just, “tuah?”
@goldnectar @mike808 the hawk makes it so she won’t ever need today’s deal
Vienerschlider - from the makers of Doctor Porkenheimer’s Boner Juice.
Water-Based: For versatility, easy clean-up, and use with silicone toys.
Silicone-Based: For durability, water resistance, or longer-lasting slickness.
The silicone will need soap and water to clean up, and it can stain fabrics. On the other hand (heh) it lasts a lot longer and doesn’t dry out.
@ParadisePete So it has nothing to do with where you fall on the scale of little mermaid vs seven-of-nine.
Just today I was told to go F myself, imagine my luck
Butt . . . the Meh button image!
meh greasing a few palms around the holidays. ho ho ho
Being an inflatable wolf myself, I appreciate the ‘toy friendly’ option.
Incredible value. I have 8 bottles of the silicone now, and at this point my lube supply will probably outlast my butthole.
@chudgar I love that you have 2 comments in the meh forum and this is one of them