2-for-Tuesday: Snap Activity Trackers
- You get two of these fitness bands: one for you, one for a friend whose laziness will make you look good by comparison
- Count steps, track calories burned, measure sleep
- App works with Android or iOS
- Does not work with androids because their bodies don’t work the same way as people
- 90% of orders should arrive by Christmas. Gamble if you want.
- Model: 3PLUS-S01K
Challenge Your Rival Starter Pack
Wouldn’t it be nice if good intentions came with the motivation you need to carry them out, like toys with batteries included? Yeah, that’s not the world we live in. You can talk a good game about being more active, but the only part of you that gets any exercise that way is your big mouth.
We’re going to make it easy for you to keep your resolve to keep that New Year’s resolution. First, these Snap Activity Trackers are ridiculously cheap. That takes away any finance-based excuse for counting your steps, tracking your calories burned, and monitoring your sleep.
More importantly, we’re sending you two of them. Team up with some other aspiring athlete of your acquaintance to tag-team laziness into the turnbuckle. You guys can compare stats, hold each other accountable, award each other prizes, that kind of thing. Harness the power of two great human emotions: jealousy and embarrassment.
A note of caution, though: that friend of yours with the “13.1” sticker on his or her car? The one who owns more than one terrycloth headband? The one who told you what “pronation” meant? Don’t team up with him or her. It’ll crush your spirit. Find another lifeless slug even more sedentary and indolent than you are, so you can feel like Steve Prefontaine in comparison. It shouldn’t be too difficult. There are a lot of us out here.
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