Whats the biggest thing you've ever demanded from customer service?

MrGlass went on a bit of a rant said
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Often, companies aren't as awesome as Meh. Occasionally I get royally pissed off at said companies, and become a bit of an ass. This does not happen when an item is a day late or something is slightly broken. But, when I have to waste hours on phone support essentially performing voodoo on electronics (Microsoft), encounter a ridiculously stupid corporate failing/policy (Sleepys), or have a customer service rep tell me something that is blatantly false (Verizon, 3 times), I go a bit off the rails. I don't go crazy yelling & cursing, but I do end up demanding shit get made right.

Yesterday I ordered a microwave from Lowe's, listed as 'available for in store pickup today'. Today I called the store, and found out that the item is actually not available in stores and requires special order (with 24 hour minimum just to confirm availability), and my microwave won't be available for at least 2 weeks. When I asked how a special order item could possibly be listed as available in store, I got a speech about how it was an estimate, that they are not legally liable (one person actually said that there is an asterisk next to it because theres fine print. There isn't) if there are mistakes, etc. When I pointed out that this estimate was guaranteed to be off by weeks, and they responded by repeating that it was just an estimate..... I went a bit off the rails.

Its now a few hours later. I have filed a formal complaint with a senior Lowes customer rep, as well as the better business bureau. I demanded that they expedited ship the item so that it gets here in the next few days. And I don't feel wrong in doing all this. However, as I sit here eating my microwave mac n cheese recipe that I adapted for sous vide (verdict: pretty tasty!), I realized that I just demanded they spend a ton of money to make me happy. This is not the most ridiculous thing I have gotten (I once got verizon to compensate me 4 hours at my hourly rate for time I wasted thanks to them), but it might end up being the highest priced one.

So now I'm wondering, what ridiculous things have mehtizens, demanded from customer service reps? And most importantly, did you actually get it in the end?