Microfiber Comforter

  • Microfiber comfort you can feel! Assorted colors you can see!
  • Polyester fill is compartmentalized for evenly distributed non-lumpy warmth
  • Medium warmth for winter, spring, and that in-between season we call “spwingter”
  • Between the color (White, Chocolate, Khaki, Ivory, Blue, or Brick) and size (Twin, Full/Queen, King) options on this thing, you might need a calculator to figure this out
  • Model: no model number (these comforters exist in a non-linear post-Euclidean space beyond human mathematics)
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Winter is still here.

The hard earth yields no sustenance. The crows grow skeletal with hunger.

Tell me about it! Brrr! Only another month or so of chilly cozy nights before spring gets here!

Winter is still here. No birds sing. No flowers bloom.

Now that’s not true, silly! I saw a couple of blossoms in my garden the other day! And the cardinals have been cheeping like the dickens at my bird feeder! Good thing this medium-weight comforter is good for springtime weather, too!

Winter is still here. The stores grow bare. Only the dregs remain.

That reminds me, I better get a move on if I’m gonna use all this firewood! There’s nothing like making s’mores in the comfort of your own living room!

Winter is still here. Darkness falls early and stays late. The north wind chills all hope.

Ooh, speaking of cool, I still have to try that recipe for spearmint hot chocolate! Not long before it’ll be too warm out for that! Hey, have you seen that Oprah magazine with that recipe in it?

Uh, yeah. It’s right here. Those snowflake pastries look pretty good, too.

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