12-Pack: Bang Lemon Drop Sweet Tea Energy Drinks (16 oz)

  • These are not usually a dollar per can
  • No carbs, no calories, no gluten
  • Just a ton of caffeine and something called “Super Creatine”
  • Model: 84N6-TH3-DRUM
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Buy Some Dang Bang

In honor of this 12-Pack of Lemon Drop Sweet Tea BANG Energy Drinks (finally, a BANG flavor that makes sense!) and “Game Over, Man” (two hilarious designs shedding some light on the dark truth about your favorite video game characters, available now from Mediocritee), we present:

A Miserably Stupid Mario Joke

Thus concludes:

A Miserably Stupid Mario Joke

Think you can do better? (Or worse?) Then go ahead and post your joke in the comments.

And don’t forget: these designs are currently for sale over on Mediocritee!

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