No shipping info here. Sure, there’s the whole technicality of not having been able to order one … or the aspect that I didn’t even try to because it was already too late when I saw it, but still!
I’m leaving for Australia on Tuesday and clearly my Fuko won’t arrive before then. I hope whatever’s in it won’t starve/die/rot if it’s sitting around unopened for a couple of weeks.
Mine still days processing. I have noticed the first few to arrive are usually not the wierd good or wierd bad ones. So still processing implies greater likelyhood of something great like a roomba or something odd like a pallet of hubmen or something awful like a foot. Or at least this is my theory.
Just got my notice with the obligatory 2.2 lbs shipping weight…
I’d being willing to trade the severed leg I’m going to receive for some Kozy Soles High Top Slippers.
Shipped and currently chillin’ in Hutchins, TX. Same placeholder size and weight as everyone else. Either that or we’re all getting the same, relatively light weight Fuku.
My Fuko shipped. And, lucky me, it’s set to arrive three days after I leave the country. Ah, well. At least I can open it when I return on the 31st and start the new year off with some highly anticipated disappointment.
dysfunctional-tragic-vodka (best name ever) is 30 minutes away as of 5AM; just across town. What this equates to in smartpost time is anyone’s guess. No change in the 2.2 lb initial weight.
Finally got a placeholder update now that it’s in-state: 14.7 lbs, 17x17x17. Delivery date also moved up to Tuesday. The USPS has lost several of my packages recently, though, so I’m a little nervous.
I think this is the heaviest mystery package (BOC/Fuku/Fuko) I’ve ever been sent. (Not the largest though; my first BOC included a cheap golf driver.)
Delivery moved up again to today. And I’m working from home today due to weather, so I can stalk my postal worker if it’s not delivered to my doorstep. YESSS.
It’s in my town, rather early, but still says 12/16 for delivery and still has placeholder dimensions and weight (or will I get the 1st ever exactly 1kg fuko)
Min updated to 10X10X14 and 3.7lbs.
Shipped last Friday, and saying it would show up this Friday, but now says Thursday, and if the trucks hit just right, it could be Wednesday.
@fantom2993 I looked at the Hutchins facebook page for things to do- the top attraction was the fire station. Second was the police station. Maybe they’re taking a ride on a fire engine?
At least yours has shipped… mine still says “processing” how am I supposed to be disappointed if it never ships? and now I see from the other thread I didn’t get the severed leg. Meh…
Mine shipped today and is due 12/19! (Right now it is in Hutchins, TX, so wave if you see it.) It is interesting that some shipped a week ago, or perhaps even before. I’m not in a rush, just hoping for quality, and I am looking forward to getting it.
So Mine went from Tacoma (where I live) to Kent (30 min away) to get shipped back to me on the updated date of Wednesday. But the truly disappointing stuff is those dimensions and weight.
Supposed to get it today at 2.9lbs. Arrived at my local usps yesterday. First ever fuku. Let’s see if I can be as disappointed as all those girls were that left with me after the bar
My oblong-galvanic-sugarcane was suppose to be here Friday the 16th then bumped up to Thursday but being nearish Lake Erie (in PA) am expecting some bad stuff!
Am filled with dread/excited at update 17x17x17 and 31lbs!
And so it begins. I’m actually surprised it took this long for this thread to appear.
Well if one is shipped to me it would likely take an act of the
Popemeh since I didn’t get one LOL@Kidsandliz
Screw everyone. On principle.
Ok as Goat I blame myself for bitching, and I apologize.
SHIPPED!!!
@Ignorant Uh, I believe this belongs in the drunk thread.
@Barney I figured that’s what this was.
ARRIVED!!!
@Ignorant
Pics or it didn’t happen.
@PlacidPenguin
/image my fukobukuro
@PlacidPenguin not very difficult
https://meh.com/forum/topics/fukobukuro-2-reveal-thread#570f316bde9d8544026894a0
I’ll take my bonus points now
Dear meh - due to @ignorant 's huuugggeeee lie, perhaps change the shipping address on his fuko to me? LOL
Not sure why @PlacidPenguin deleted the comment that this
was replying to.
@Ignorant
Not sure what you’re talking about.
@Ignorant That comment is still there…
@PlacidPenguin
@Kidsandliz no, no it isn’t.
@Ignorant Oh I see it is your comment that is still there that I was thinking was the old
goatpenguin@Ignorant
/@narfcake cat in denial T-shirt
@Ignorant
OK fine, have some bonus points.
@PlacidPenguin too late I don’t want them anymore.
@Ignorant
Your loss.
No shipping info here. Sure, there’s the whole technicality of not having been able to order one … or the aspect that I didn’t even try to because it was already too late when I saw it, but still!
Label Created:
14x9x6
2.2Lbs
@lichme Same.
@ACraigL Same.
@lichme Same! I am already disappointed! I can’t wait for it get here and disappoint me even more.
Still have the placeholder dimensions and weight.
I blame @f00l for the fact that I’m actually anticipating my box shipping.
Everyone knows that that’s when the dread resumes building up.
@PlacidPenguin
@f00l sadly caused
So much anticipation.
@f00l is sorry.
@thardesty
@ACraigL
I’m leaving for Australia on Tuesday and clearly my Fuko won’t arrive before then. I hope whatever’s in it won’t starve/die/rot if it’s sitting around unopened for a couple of weeks.
/giphy in the box
@rv617
If it does rot, then the box will at least truly be mediocre.
@rv617 I expect it will chew it’s way out. Do you have homeowner’s insurance?
@rv617 Your neighbors will probably watch it for you.
@PlacidPenguin I think mediocrity is a safe bet in any event.
@sammydog01 I do. But now you have me worried that the contents of my Fuko will eat the dogs.
@Barney Those actually look a little like my neighbors.
@rv617 You must live in my neighborhood.
Shipped. It’ll be here in a week and a day. Meh wants to make sure I have my disappointment for xmas (and my severed leg)
@kassh 2.2 lbs = no leg. You’re welcome… (since I am sure you’d thank me for the gift of early disappointment).
@jason2483 @kassh
Those are just the placeholders. They (usually) get updated as the package travels.
@jason2483 The last time I had one, the weight changed later during shipping (it increased at the last minute)
Mine still days processing. I have noticed the first few to arrive are usually not the wierd good or wierd bad ones. So still processing implies greater likelyhood of something great like a roomba or something odd like a pallet of hubmen or something awful like a foot. Or at least this is my theory.
@CaptAmehrican yes i am looking forward to my first fuku.
@CaptAmehrican It seems to me that the first ones are good and you get your hopes up only to be crushed by disappointment.
@sammydog01 @CaptAmehrican
I have mixed results with getting them late.
Promised to arrive on the 15th.
@DrunkCat
Hey, that’s the same day as this.
@DrunkCat Same
Woohoo, shipped!
Hmmm…
Email from FedEx saying box was given over. Orders page and package tracking app don’t reflect that.
Anyways…
So I’m past the first few steps regarding fukos.
Now comes steps 4, 5 and 6 which are :
( I feel like someone edited the above post to fix the second part of my last.)
Turns out, the reason that my package tracking app didn’t update me that my fuku shipped was because I had listed the wrong shipper.
To continue my list.
Mine has shipped. The servered leg should arrive to my house next Thursday the 15th
@Ignorant servered?
Just got my notice with the obligatory 2.2 lbs shipping weight…
I’d being willing to trade the severed leg I’m going to receive for some Kozy Soles High Top Slippers.
Shipped!! Estimated for 12/16 but my mehs usually get here (NJ) a couple days earlier. Can’t wait for my box-o-crap!
Shipped, estimated 14th-16th. MD.
2.2 lbs, 14x9x6
/giphy so many legs
Shipped and currently chillin’ in Hutchins, TX. Same placeholder size and weight as everyone else. Either that or we’re all getting the same, relatively light weight Fuku.
@Akom well said.
/giphy applause
Updated size and weight:
Dimensions 35x12x12 in.
Weight 21.5 lbs / 9.75 kgs
21.5 Lbs of junk! I’m guessing cans of cat food.
My Fuko shipped. And, lucky me, it’s set to arrive three days after I leave the country. Ah, well. At least I can open it when I return on the 31st and start the new year off with some highly anticipated disappointment.
@rv617
@f00l the Goat is so
Sorry about sunny trip
To Australia.
@f00l I know. It’s awful, ain’t it?
Processing. Reload page. Processing. Reload page. Processing.
/giphy sigh
@sammydog01
Refreshing the page always makes things go faster.
On the way! Same weight, same wait, same waste.
@Mehrocco_Mole
If you think it’s a waste, I’ll take it off of your hands for $11 so that you could make a profit.
@PlacidPenguin Ummm… I meant waste of time waiting for the weight to update. Yeah, that’s it, waste of time.
Still processing…should I be worried?
@dagirlgenius maybe.
@dagirlgenius yep
@dagirlgenius
Not really. Since:
@PlacidPenguin Thanks for the reassurance!
dysfunctional-tragic-vodka (best name ever) is 30 minutes away as of 5AM; just across town. What this equates to in smartpost time is anyone’s guess. No change in the 2.2 lb initial weight.
@meh_loki 2 years?
@Barney No thanks, I already have some years laying around from the 90s.
Huge update! Changed to 2.3 lbs. Meh.
Out for delivery. Looks like I’m one of the “lucky” first recipients.
Mine should arrive by next Thursday. Slowww
/giphy judicial-pudgy-pistachio
Come on you beautiful bag of dissapointment. It’s a straight shot!
I’d move to Hutchins TX to make it faster to get these but… Dallas area… Gross!
@kassh
Texas = Tacos.
@kassh Slingshot?
@f00l I live in TACOma. We have a 24 hour Mexican joint.
@kassh Wait a minute now…watch your mouth! Lol. Dallas is awesome!
It shipped it shipped due next Saturday
Shipped 12/9 - same placeholders as others.
Due: Sat 12/17/2016 by end of day
SAINT PAUL, MN US
elaborate-flirtatious-doctor
placeholder for me as well. Arriving Friday the 16th
/giphy killer-springy-unicorn
Shipped 12/9, still a placeholder, estimated delivery 12/15.
/giphy incompetent-purple-hair
Would a leg weigh 4.5 lbs? That’s what my Fuko weighs now. I’m a thinking it’s too light. I’m not sure whether to be sad or relieved.
@Barney I just looked at the dimensions, 14 X 10 X 10. I’m out. Whew!
@Barney It could fit diagonally.
@sammydog01 Nah, or should I say gnaw?
Updated to an underwhelming:
14x11x10 in
2.9Lbs
updated to
24x13x12 in
7.3 Lbs
@medz Looks like a leg to me!
@Barney
@medz Well, if that is what you really want, I hope you get it.
Still placeholder size and weight, schedule delivery… next Thursday
Stupid east coast…
/giphy perfunctory-simple-flea
Shipped 12/9. Arriving “12/17” in Des Moines. Except only SmartPost takes that long. UPS would have it here tomorrow. #cheapshippingischeapnotfast
/giphy mangy-bared-wealth
@Breakmedown You want to pay UPS prices? Not me, I’ll wait.
@Barney when it comes to bags of disappointment, I’m in no hurry at all.
Updated to a what-the-heck will fit in an 8"x8"x8" box weighing only 1.8 lbs!?
@mp126
/giphy diamonds
@Akom @mp126 lots of texas air
I’m scared. It’s really close to my house, yet it still has the placeholders.
Last time this happened (that the placeholders didn’t update), I got a big box.
Of course, that was a fuku, so the case is slightly different.
Hence my being worried…
Updated to Wednesday delivery with a weight of 3.8 pounds.
I’m actually really relieved right now.
@PlacidPenguin
@f00l the Goat is to
Blame that you feel so relieved.
All apologies.
@f00l
I know. I’m not supposed to be relieved when it comes to fukos.
32x11x11 @ 12.5lbs… gonna be a big baby, wife is gonna kill me
Mine’s still processing.
My first Fuko is on the way, FedEx says 4 lbs, 11x11x11. Due 12/13!
@metro0308 Mine is the same!
1.9 lbs in a 9x9x9 box. Prepared for lots of disappointment.
23.4# in a 17x17x17 box…Thank God it’s not an entire pallet. I had no idea they’d done that before!
@dagirlgenius Ha! Pallets don’t come by smartpost so you are not out of the woods yet.
Mine just updated. Delivery is tomorrow.
@Barney
@f00l is to blame that
You will soon receive fuko
Blame @f00l tomorrow.
@f00l And did you notice that I sing on key?
@Barney
@f00l is to blame that
You sing on key. And you have
Wonderful red hair.
@f00l Naturally curly.
@Barney
@f00l wonders about
@Barney: Good voice, really short,
Curliest red hair?
@f00l Barney and Sandy
@Barney Thought you might have
/image curly purple hair
@compunaut
Yes
/8ball Do I have curly purple hair?
Hmm…
22x17x5 in weighing in at 10.5 lbs, hoping it’s not the leg
Mine is still in Texas. I hope it’s not because it’s leaking ooze or something like that.
Mine ballooned up to 2.8 lbs and 10x10x10. Guessing I got a stinker. At least the delivery date moved up, now scheduled for Tuesday.
@ACraigL
Wanna trade boxes?
@PlacidPenguin Um, I’ll let you know
@ACraigL
Offer void if you open your box.
Finally got a placeholder update now that it’s in-state: 14.7 lbs, 17x17x17. Delivery date also moved up to Tuesday. The USPS has lost several of my packages recently, though, so I’m a little nervous.
I think this is the heaviest mystery package (BOC/Fuku/Fuko) I’ve ever been sent. (Not the largest though; my first BOC included a cheap golf driver.)
Delivery moved up again to today. And I’m working from home today due to weather, so I can stalk my postal worker if it’s not delivered to my doorstep. YESSS.
16.2 lbs
17x17x17
eeeek!
Arrived at my fedex Saturday night, says it will be here tomorrow (Tuesday 12/13)
@paula
Be scared. Be very scared.
It’s in my town, rather early, but still says 12/16 for delivery and still has placeholder dimensions and weight (or will I get the 1st ever exactly 1kg fuko)
@kassh
My disappointment has increased to 14x11x10 and to 3.1lbs. Definitely not big enough for a cut off foot. Sadly.
It updated to 9x9x9 and 2.4 lbs, and it’s out for delivery.
That looks like more of a placeholder than the real placeholder.
Re severed joke leg:
Confusing w two “REVEAL” threads and one “leg announcement” thread, but all please see this:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/brand-new-fuko-reveal-thread-because-barney-said-so#584ebd6b1a63dc00543e300d
Min updated to 10X10X14 and 3.7lbs.
Shipped last Friday, and saying it would show up this Friday, but now says Thursday, and if the trucks hit just right, it could be Wednesday.
Mine is still in a corner of the Fedex warehouse in Hutchins, TX.
@sammydog01 It’s keeping mine company. Here’s to hoping they get “friendly” and we end up with little fuklets.
@fantom2993 only if they fuk u
@CaptAmehrican I’m game.
@fantom2993 That sounds adorable!
@fantom2993 Mine is still cooling its heels in Hutchins. Yours too?
@sammydog01 Yep, guess it decided to stay over an extra day. Must be a really nice fedex hub.
@fantom2993 I looked at the Hutchins facebook page for things to do- the top attraction was the fire station. Second was the police station. Maybe they’re taking a ride on a fire engine?
@sammydog01 Hutchins sounds like a helluva party town! No wonder those little bastards done wanna leave.
@fantom2993 I’m starting to think there some pretty special hookers in Hutchins.
@sammydog01 They updated mine to Monday delivery. Guess it finally ran out of $1 bills to give the strippers.
@fantom2993 Mine is coming tomorrow. It’s only 3.4 pounds but at least it’s not across the country.
At least yours has shipped… mine still says “processing” how am I supposed to be disappointed if it never ships? and now I see from the other thread I didn’t get the severed leg. Meh…
Ok shipped!
Mine is looking kinda hefty…
22.9 lbs / 10.39 kgs
Dimensions 35x12x12 in.
Exciting…
1 Meh bag
1 Meh puck thing
1 Key chain
1 Marvel cup
1 Scarface laptop thingy
2 Non fit bit activity trackers
@cdickson this is the shipping thread, you’re looking for the reveal thread: https://meh.com/forum/topics/brand-new-fuko-reveal-thread-because-barney-said-so
I’m digging the black bag.
It is now 15.6 pounds and arriving Thursday
Mine shipped today and is due 12/19! (Right now it is in Hutchins, TX, so wave if you see it.) It is interesting that some shipped a week ago, or perhaps even before. I’m not in a rush, just hoping for quality, and I am looking forward to getting it.
Left Fedex to where? (I live in Tacoma)
@kassh Probably on its way to your local post office. (Sometimes it takes the long, long route.)
@Barney
Kinda jealous that smartpost packages get to see scenic places for a cheap sum.
@Barney It actually left for Kent Wa (30 mins away) to smart post office to be sent back to Tacoma
@kassh As long as you get it, that’s what counts.
The last update was on 12/8 where it went to the FedEx facility in Texas. So either it’s stuck there, or it missed the scan leaving Texas.
Still shows delivery 3 days from now, but still…generic weight and dimensions.
So Mine went from Tacoma (where I live) to Kent (30 min away) to get shipped back to me on the updated date of Wednesday. But the truly disappointing stuff is those dimensions and weight.
@kassh good things come in small packages.
Supposed to get it today at 2.9lbs. Arrived at my local usps yesterday. First ever fuku. Let’s see if I can be as disappointed as all those girls were that left with me after the bar
My oblong-galvanic-sugarcane was suppose to be here Friday the 16th then bumped up to Thursday but being nearish Lake Erie (in PA) am expecting some bad stuff!
Am filled with dread/excited at update 17x17x17 and 31lbs!