You have 90 days Meh, or I am leaving.

@MrGlass How did it work with the one deal a day model over at woot? Oh right, they totally ignored it that day. Simple.

@f00l Meh-Off! is very original.

@f00l What about “Get it off Meh!”?
/giphy get it off meh!

@thejackalope more attempts
/giphy get it off meh!

@thejackalope
/giphy get it off meh!

@thejackalope
/giphy "get it off meh!"

@thejackalope
/giphy jackalope

@f00l
/giphy magical and mischevious

@ELUNO how about a “Sales Meh-dley”

@sammydog01 That’s the current woot-off. We can all agree Meh is better than current Woot.

@sammydog01 yeah they used to be much betterer, a decade ish ago.

@shawn December 15, 2016. Meh’s first ever Meh-Off!

You two are so clever.

At what time @Shawn?

Clearly at 11:59pm EST, @sohmageek

/giphy one minute before?

@shawn did Siri forget?

“How can we miss you when you won’t go away?”

@PocketBrain Speaking of which, just made my first Morningsave purchase.
elated-springy-marble
It’s in Yemen.

@rv617 did you miss the thread where the aMeh.ricans and Meh.xican Meh.tizens related stories of kind things they’d done recently? i think you might qualify for top honors there

@Yoda_Daenerys I did not miss that thread. I think I got a blue bee for flying to Denver to rescue a couple of puppies from a puppy mill.

@PocketBrain You’re not even the first in this thread.

@PocketBrain I thought Mehrathon was the winning name, even though we haven’t had one yet.

@heartny I like that one!

@baqui63 Search on page shows only one occurrence of that word.

@PocketBrain

Hmmm… I’m tempted to suggest that someone edited the previous posts to remove that word, but since we all know that no one would have done such a thing, I’ll simply say that I must have imagined it and apologize.

@RiotDemon I had coworkers who were obsessed with woot, but I never paid it any attention because they were always showing off stuff like giant boxes of wisps they got for cheap. So I have no idea what any of this wootoff nonsense is.

@Phatmass @RiotDemon I’ve never been to woot, never heard of it until I got to meh, and am not a historian. I don’t even know why I bothered to read this thread, or reply. And in 90 days, I will have forgotten I did so. I suggest others do the same. Cheers.

@RiotDemon @HemlockTea a WootOff was (is?) where one item is sold until it sells out, then they go onto the next item immediately after, and so on and so on.

Many F5 keys have been worn out by Woot! users for this raisin.

if Meh. does this i propose we’ll (why did i use “we”?) need to be sure each item also has a limit switch built in so others can buy it at a different time, and VMP can get even more later on in the day, for each item, but all running concurrently.

@shawn and friends need a new challenge

@Yoda_Daenerys

(why did i use “we”?)

@Yoda_Daenerys that sounds terrible. I don’t want to be staring at the website all day. It’s bad enough already.

@Pavlov Did you mean “mehtherfucker”?

@Thumperchick

/giphy that’s the ticket

@Pavlov
@Thumperchick
The ticket outta here? All right! generous souls!

@thismyusername i have some fuji batteries i can sell you, they’ve only leaked a little.

oh yea, i have re-charged them a few times too, even though they are not rechargables, so i’ll give 'em to you for a good price

@actionjbone This thread shows up on the front page, so… granted, I guess.

@PocketBrain Then I guess I’m the only person in this thread to get what I wanted.

@jbartus

@f00l @Snapster may be able to help you with that, although it may have taken him a little over 90 days.

@PocketBrain
89 days, @snapster

@f00l I’m late to the game on this, but don’t you only need $10,000 to be a centimillionaire? Seems like @snapster should have just sent you a check already and checked this one off the list.

Or did Fedex come and that’s why the countdown stopped?

@snapster It’s a great thing that @f00l didn’t specify under what monetary value that centimillion is. At its demonetization, $175,000,000,000,000,000 in Zimbabwe was worth $5 US.

@narfcake
The only currency that matters here is the one they count with at Forbes.

@djslack
Ok

/image outpunned

@narfcake I knew that Zimbabwe hyperinflation thing was bad, but… I don’t understand. I was going to reference the joke about using leaves as currency, but I think that many leaves would be much more valuable than $5.

@baqui63
I fear you’ve just made certain they’ll never ever offer anything similar to what you desire.

@baqui63 Not exact, but $20 for an 11" at Ikea.
http://m.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/art/50292096/

I have the prior version under the 365+ name and can vouch it worked on a portable induction burner.

@baqui63 the Costco set of stainless steel pots/pans from a few years back work on induction burners. the more recent ones, not so much.

super helpful info, right?

what’s the difference between a frying pan and a skillet anyway?

@Yoda_Daenerys I think a frying pan is the same as a skillet, but different than a saute pan, but some people use the terms differently. Via Food Lab: “Unlike a skillet, a sauté pan has tall sides set at a right angle to the base, which makes for a larger bottom surface for searing, better protection against splattering, and plenty of volume. A sauté also features a tighter fitting lid, which makes it great for slow-cooked braises or in-the-oven cooking.”

@HemlockTea @Yoda_Daenerys

Apparently, for relatively shallow round pans, there are skillets and saute pans, the difference being in the the sides of the pan: the sides of a skillet are slanted, while the sides of a saute pan are vertical. Thus for a given pan size (measured by the diameter of the opening at the top of the pan), the saute pan has a larger surface at the bottom.

I’ve always (correctly) called the slant side pans skillets, and I’ve used the term frying pan when I mean a saute pan. However, my usage of the term frying pan for a saute pan is apparently not what most people (?) mean when they say frying pan.

Whatever.

I’m tempted to ask @thumperchick to change my original post to say “saute pan” instead of “frying pan” where it uses the term. But doing this would just confuse things.

Then again, confusion is not always a bad thing…

@narfcake Thanks.

Ikea is a bit of a schlep for me, but I do get out there on occasion and if I am still in need of such a pan when next I am there, I will likely get it.

@f00l Perhaps. Or perhaps they only want you to think that. Or perhaps they only want you to think that they think that (etc.)

@baqui63 I think frying pan can apply to both depending on what type of frying one is doing (Skillet when frying in the style of eggs, grilled cheese, etc., sautee when shallow or deep-fat frying.), and that’s where the multiple usages come from. But I haven’t done a formal linguistic study. I use “skillet” and “sautee pan” when I’m being precise, “frying pan” when the style of cooking doesn’t matter in the conversation (I work with a lot of foodies and trained chefs so I like to be “correct” when necessary).

@HemlockTea Makes sense.

Hey @kalira and @poopfeast420, can one or both of you cunning linguists please do a formal linguistic study of this and get back to us. Please and thank you.

@baqui63 I’m really interested in what kind of focus of research a linguist with the user name “poopfeast420” has XD

@baqui63 i find i am confused a good deal of the time, and no, i did not mistake this for the let’s wine thread

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i never differentiate between frying pan and skillet, and saute pan has never been in my vocabulary, until now, so…

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@narfcake do you have that ikea? it is nice?

@Yoda_Daenerys I have them from when it was part of the 365+ series. It works fine. I don’t use the larger 11" as often as the 9", since I’m usually just cooking for myself.

The one my folks used was retired after 7 years of almost daily use, which is excellent considering its modest price. They used to have a 5 year warranty, though with the name change, I don’t know that about now.

@baqui63 I think, formally, saute pan and skillet are culinary implements. Frying pan describes either of the above when used as a weapon: eg. “The victim did not want to press charges, but told police his girlfriend had struck him across the head with a frying pan during an argument.”

@Bandrik I think there was a time when an item (speaker dock?) was relisted with a higher price.

@Bandrik
Woot-offs were good once.
Before they went bad.

@Bandrik

with the price dropping each time till it’s gone.

*except for chromebooks.

@kathleen1966 My last BOC was pretty good. Actually, very good.

@medz
/giphy one note pony

@compunaut
/giphy lots of ponies

@Pantheist Your face is a joke.

@phatmass 89.

@phatmass should that be “rye r Kyle and Noon”

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@Shrdlu My haiku answer:
There’s no need to say maybe.
Your math is correct.

@cranky1950 I was hoping someone would notice that I’ve been changing the header image every day to reflect the countdown…

@Thumperchick haha!

@Thumperchick Gosh I didn’t notice that, I usually scan and unfortunately miss a lot of that stuff. One of the hazards of writing for a living.

@Thumperchick Bravo! I noticed it was different but I hadn’t realized it was a countdown.

@Barney I count 84 days remaining, as this started on 9/15/2016 and today, 9/21/2016, is six days in …

@narfcake Tomorrow starts a new week or day number 8. You say tomato, I say tomato.

Or see @MrMark’s comment below. OR maybe you are on California time?
/youtube California Dreamin

@Barney Fair enough. And around here, I think it’s tomehto.

Also:
/image purple tomato

@narfcake
@Barney

Whichever way you count the days,

/giphy Winter Is Coming

@f00l Hmpf.

@f00l Not if you live in SoCal. Where’s @Barney live?

@compunaut The land of Oz.

@Barney I thought you wouldn’t see the movie or even read the book; they won’t let you live there

@compunaut I guess they screwed up because this is where I am.

@Barney What if just seems like Oz? Maybe it’s really Whoville, or Sunnydale, or Shermer, IL…

@compunaut I’m pretty sure it’s Oz. I’ve been here most of my life and people refer to it as “the land of Oz”.

@Barney @compunaut

@thismyusername Ha!

@thismyusername
I miss that Monochrome life.

Who wants to look at Glinda anyway?

/giphy Glinda

@Barney Or Land of Ahs in this silly place

@melwin Kansas had a promotional slogan/jingle, “Ah, Kansas”, in the '80’s.

Keep in mind that this is only half as bad as the video that lasts a minute.

@Barney Ah, it’s as bad as I remember it. I was born and raised in Kansas and live just a few miles from the southeast corner of the state now.

@Barney Land of Ah’s is in the town where my dad’s family is from, where we go every summer for a bean feed/parade. The place hasn’t changed a bit since I lived there in the early 70s.

@melwin Come to think of it, Kansas hasn’t changed very much since the 70’s.

@Barney The countryside where I grew up has a new name, but doesn’t look a lot different. https://www.nps.gov/tapr/index.htm

@Barney just to clarify, you mean the 1870s correct?

@melwin There’s not a lot I love about Kansas, but I dearly love the Tallgrass Prairie.

@thismyusername You betcha!

@Barney
you know you were evil to post that Kansas promotional vid.

in retaliation for my still having that tune in my head, i will remind you that Kansas is the place where you get to have both Texas summers and Yukon winters.

Best of all possible worlds!

@f00l I knew there was a reason that I’m still living here – the ah inspiring climate!

@Barney
/image purple snow

@Barney I lived out in the country a few miles east of Tallgrass Prairie, and it was awesome in the winter when we’d get 6 foot snow drifts and I didn’t have to go to school because vehicles couldn’t get through the snow. I miss the quiet of those winters.

@f00l Ah, you remembered.

/giphy Ah Kansas

@melwin We lived in Colorado in the 80’s and whenever we traveled back to Kansas, as soon as we crossed the border, we’d say, “Ah, shit, Kansas!” Yep, I love my home state.

@Barney We used to say the same thing, even when we didn’t go anywhere. This discussion sparked memories of my friends and me making fun of that stupid Ah, Kansas commercial.

One of the best things about Kansas is the lightning storms. With it being so flat and open it is really an impressive site.

@thismyusername Yeah, real impressive until you are under one of 'em. We had a real doozy of a lightning storm this summer that sent me looking for a basement to hide in.

Edit: As I was typing this I was listening to a mix of music and Garth Brooks, The Thunder Rolls started playing.

@Barney i thought the expression was you say tomato, i say tomatoe

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@Barney yeah huh.

@Barney I hate to break your purple-loving heart, but you can’t count. Days have 24 hours in them.
He originally posted this on Thurs at 4:11pm. Day 90 was the first day of the countdown.
This afternoon it will switch to day 83.

@Thumperchick Thumperchick works for Fedex ground.

@Thumperchick I’m not quibbling over a few hours, however, you are a WHOLE day off.

I hope you are not the one teaching @PuppyCat to count, because she’s gonna miss Santa.

@Barney Kids never miss Santa. Santa is a genetic imprint.

@Barney no. At least with my method, she won’t be up on Christmas Eve morning wondering why Santa missed her… when he hasn’t left the North Pole yet.

@cranky1950

Blockquote
Thumperchick works for Fedex ground.

/giphy sick burn

@Thumperchick NOOOOO, keep the countdown coming. Accuracy is for wimps.

@Thumperchick nooooooooooooooooo!
No more meh clicks until the countdown resumes!

@ELUNO
That’s right. Hold them hostage.

@Thumperchick Awwwwwww I thought you were made of stronger stuff.

@cranky1950

@Thumperchick Ha! and I’m cranky!!*

@cranky1950 Gee too far away to come by and give you nougies

@Barney Oy, folded like a cheap umbrella in the wind.

@phatmass Big fucking surprise there, Skippy.

@Pavlov Does anonymity change the way you treat people?

@phatmass If we knew each other you could be damn sure I’d tell you that this thread makes it appear as you’re acting like an entitled crybaby douche-bag and as a result others are most likely left only wishing for you (or Meh) to hasten your scheduled departure - and I’d be delighted to say it to your face while simultaneously letting you know with body language that I’d much preferred to have never made your acquaintance.

Regrettably, one must realize and grapple with the obvious conclusion that you’ll continue to grace us with your presence at the end of the 90 days.

@Pavlov Aw, @phatmass didn’t mean any harm with this “demand” topic. He was just teasing, not demanding. And I want both you and he to know that I was also just teasing with the countdown.

I’d miss you @phatmass if you left.

@Barney Shh. I know all that. Don’t let everyone else in on it. Jeez.

@Pavlov I’m sorry.

@Barney It’s okay. I’m betting no one really reads this far down the page anyway. I was just having fun egging @phatmass on . . .

@Pavlov I read it. <.<

@RiotDemon Shh.

@Pavlov I read it.

@Pavlov
Marshmallow, what?

/image marshmallow

@phatmass I like you. Please don’t rage quit.

@Pavlov
/giphy fight

@Pavlov

Regrettably, one must realize and grapple with the obvious conclusion that you’ll continue to grace us with your presence at the end of the 90 days.

c’mon, tell us what you really think

@phatmass ummm, because your cause is not supportable?

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/giphy I reddit

@Pavlov

@haydesigner Shhhh.

@phatmass On second thought – bye!

/giphy bye bye

@Barney That has tobe the 2nd most annoying gif ever.

@cranky1950 Yeah, I like it too.

@phatmass
How’s holding your breath going?

@phatmass

So when you leave, where does that leave us?

We’ll be a @phatmass short.

@Pavlov @Phatmass

Dec 14th or 15???

@PlacidPenguin I used the 14th at 00:00:01 Eastern

@Pavlov
@PlacidPenguin
@Phatmass

Sunrise
Sunset

Sunrise
Sunset

Swiftly go the days

@PlacidPenguin I gave Meh until Dec 15th.

@Pavlov You couldn’t have picked a more appropriate countdown site- the clock & the text don’t match ( This countdown clock displays the remaining time until event name which will happen on 02 January, 2017 in the timezone.).

@phatmass Dude you’ve starred your own post. Don’t you feel . . . dirty?

@dashcloud ?

@Pavlov Here’s what I see- the countdown clock shows 12 days, but the text belows says 02 Jan 2017.

@dashcloud Ah. I see now, at the bottom of the page. Yes, it appears I have chosen a thoroughly ‘meh’ countdown clock. They should fit right in around these parts.

@PlacidPenguin You don’t mean the solar powered Bluetooth speaker dock with lock-back knife blade headphone do you?

@cranky1950

Nah.

@PlacidPenguin I heard on Dec 17th they will be clearing out a failed kickstarter for a collapsible shopping cart.

@thismyusername You only wish LOL

@phatmass

You have the support of @Fruityfraug.

@phatmass And remember what happened when you got pagination?

@dashcloud It wasn’t as cool as I thought. I’m human!

@phatmass
Yeah, pagination is as cool as you thought. Since it’s the only way I have any hope of loading media-heavy threads and long threads on my phone browser. Yes, have tried multiple browsers. And multiple high-end phones.

@phatmass
Re Meh and lightning sales.

Whatever the merit (I would possibly find them entertaining if they were rare); it’s quite possible that there is some sort of non-compete and some sort of non-disclosure to go along with the non-compete (re: Amazon).

And those sales may simply not fit the ongoing biz plan and focus.

@f00l

Like I’ve said before, your profile page loads faster than some threads.

@f00l You’re welcome then.

@f00l everything is still loading at once with pagination. Try it. Play a YouTube video embedded in this thread and go to another page.

I still use pagination, but it’s a false pagination.

@djslack
May be false according to coding. I get that. But works in practice. V much. Perhaps lazy loading. Perhaps limits on phone free mem for page display. Dunno.

Yeah I know I can switch pages w YouTube still playing.

Have tried. As the RIP thread got longer I had to cut the # of posts per page for the browser page not to crash.
Played w this a bunch.

Right now iPhone 6s Plus 64 gig not much on it. Worse on Nexus 6 but I have too much garbage on that phone.

Still have probs loading the Leonard Cohen posts. Usually it doesn’t crash.

@f00l

Did you ever end up registering for the beta?

At this point, probably not necessary, since reportedly the stable build of 7.1.1 will begin rollout next week.

@PlacidPenguin
No damned free time. I’m so far up my ass that my eyes can see that backs of my eyeballs.

@f00l

You have only yourself to blame.

@PlacidPenguin
Yeah. And also for my headache.

@PlacidPenguin
Still can’t load my profile page on latest iOS whatever.

Firefox chrome safari dolphin opera. Etc.

@katylava? Is this prob still on 2026’s to-do list?

@f00l sorry, got pushed to bottom of 2027 list.

@katylava
Sweetness and light art thou.
Next time I send choc truffles to the office … but you must be allergic.

@katylava @f00l

What will it take to get that pushed to 2029?

@PlacidPenguin
You wish to make sure @katylava never tastes any of my fav most excellent truffles specially shipped do you?

Cause right now you’re threatening to deprive us both.

@f00l

Ugh. Now wouldn’t be a good time to deprive mehmployees of stuff.

I need as many people as possible have me on their good side if I want to have a chance at succeeding…

@f00l well shoot, i just got into the office and there’s a bunch more more important stuff to add to the list. fixing your profile page got bumped down again, to 2030. so sorry man.

@katylava @f00l

Don’t forget that in 2023 you have to add a few things to your list.
Better make that 2041.

Also, this still has to be dealt with.

@katylava

You can’t be bought w v serious chocolate truffles?

White choc? Dark choc?

V worth it?

@PlacidPenguin
Whither thou? What is thy quest that thou chaseth in this end-of-year transition?

@f00l

What’s with the pseudo-Old English?

@PlacidPenguin
Re funkye olde Englishe

Weird sounds and phrases get stuck in my head. Prob a psychiatric disorder that isn’t in the DSM yet. Then I rudely inflict some of those sounds and phrases on others. It’s all idiocy.

I am to blame for this pointless practice. I apologize and grovel and everything.

@f00l

Y_D also uses pseudo-Old English

@PlacidPenguin
There’s always a chance that @joelmw will start being active here again and notice Y_D and @f00l making asses of ourselves and of the language, and write a post on the topic that’s 100k words long.

Here’s hoping.

@f00l

@joelmw

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m in the mood of reading a 100k post. My brain could use the distraction.

The closest thing I have is this.

@joelmw

Re wordy posts
Why do you think I asked? I loved seeing how long your sentences could get and how many qualifiers and exceptions you could sneak in before you had to add a period.

@hems79

Someone please make this guy invisible.

@f00l

@thismyusername @hems79 @f00l

@hems79
@thismyusername
@PlacidPenguin

@f00l is so sorry
That "The Final Countdown Guy"
Is still visible.

@connorbush 11 days remain

@joelmw

Hey there.

Evil forces within the universe have subdued me and forced me to serve as Goat.

Please come over to the December blame thread and blame me for something. Long-windedly if you’re up to it.

Right now I’m being @f00lishly wordy all by myself. So very lonesome.

@f00l Congrats/condolences. I’ll try to get over and blame you for some stuff. There’s plenty that someone should take the blame for.

@joelmw

Really need seriously long-winded, and full of circling backs and caveats and qualifiers and exceptions! Sentences that might be 200 words long!

Please! Need my fix!

@unixrab if you could put yoda in that giphy, i’d be stoked

@phatmass totally excited. I even bought new locks.

/image door deadbolt

@Ignorant I bought a new F5 button!!!

@phatmass

I’m looking forward to tomorrow for other reasons.

@phatmass You will cry when you realize tomorrow’s product will be replacement F5 keys…

@phatmass

Perhaps

@phatmass Well, I get paid tomorrow. So, yes.
/giphy make it rain

@cranky1950 It is really sad that I find that oddly comforting while singing along.

@Pavlov Lawrence Welk, Perry Mason and Saturday Night at the movies every week. God I was so happy to get my drivers license.

@cranky1950 Hard to believe this was a Nielsen top 20 rated show and was actually on twice a week for a while. I’m sure one day they’ll look back at American Idol and Dancing with the Stars and think the same thing.

@cranky1950
@Pavlov

These shows were dog-whistle signals to the kids in our neighborhood.

Time start start fistfights! Make the parents really mad! After a while the parents stopped trying to make the kids watch.

@Pavlov different world, big bands and polka bands still do well on the county fair circuit.

@f00l Parents didn’t make us watch, there was one tv. If it was half way human outside I wasn’t watching tv, but if I was in the house the folks had dibs on the TV so it was either read listen to the radio, or watch this stuff.

I did get to watch College Bowl and Jack Benny though.

@cranky1950
And the Beatles on The Ed Sullivan Show. I saw a lot of the 60’s shows for first seen in the late hours reruns because Dad controled the TV and I was outside doing stuff with my neighborhood friends.

@phatmass I have a feeling that -all- of us are going to be disappointed with the outcome.

@phatmass you gave them until 4:11:23 PM tomorrow chief.

@jbartus You’re being illogical. A Meh-off has to start at midnight. They won’t start it at 4:11:23 PM, obviously. So, when 4:11:23 PM happens, a Meh-off would have to be already going or else they miss their deadline.

@phatmass Well I, for one, will be checking at midnight.

@phatmass I’m just saying that by rights you cannot leave before 4:11:23 PM tomorrow. Otherwise you would be in breach of your own terms and release Meh/Mediocre from any obligation to hold a Meh-off.

@Ignorant

Why would we be disappointed with the outcome?

@f00l https://meh.com/forum/topics/you-have-90-days-meh-or-i-am-leaving#5851c7f1fc50fb0914fed147

@jbartus

Slightly better than the other clock

@PlacidPenguin that clock was just all kinds of screwed up. This one is more better.

@jbartus That clock says “@phatmass leaves Meh” while it SHOULD say “Meh has it’s first ever Meh-off! (Thanks phatmass!)”

@Pavlov What part of “I’m leaving” didn’t you understand? They won’t have to decide if I can stay or not because I’ll be gone… PAVLOV.

@Pavlov that depends on which option Mediocre thinks would be more amusing, banning him to fulfill his promise/demand/whatever or hoisting him upon his own petard by leaving him here so that we can all make fun of him for it.

@phatmass your statement is contingent upon our buying into your threat to leave.

@jbartus You forgot the option that they will probably do–have a freakin’ Meh-off so they don’t lose me as a customer.

@jbartus

your statement is contingent upon our buying into your threat to leave.

Yeah. Not like @phatmass to ever troll. Oh wait, where was that comment he made where he said trolling the left turn thread was the most fun he’d had online in some time (and yes, I’m paraphrasing).

@phatmass

PAVLOV

Okay, PHATMASS. No need to yell about it.

@Pavlov I do find it interesting that he was one of @TwistedLisa’s fans.

@jbartus Damn man . . . well at least you didn’t bump that old thread too! HA!

But yes, I too find that interesting . . .

@Pavlov I only noticed the other day when somebody else bumped it. Thus again my bafflement at being called out for necroing, mine was easily a lesser infraction if, indeed, it was an infraction at all.

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@jbartus

Re reviving necro-threads and universal justice:

Any excuse to vote you into Goatiness will do.

@phatmass

@Pavlov What part of “I’m leaving” didn’t you understand? They won’t have to decide if I can stay or not because I’ll be gone… PAVLOV.

phatmass said 39 minutes ago

You really mean this? For real, for sure, cross your heart, promise?

@jbartus that thread should be bumped at least once a year so we never forget.

@Ignorant That thread was my introduction to Meh. Classic!

@sammydog01

Better than my introduction to Meh.

@Pavlov I did not troll that thread. I was one of the only sane ones making sane comments.

@Yoda_Daenerys

Errr…

What kind of proof would you like showing the gender of @phatmass ?

@Yoda_Daenerys I discriminate against none. Everybody is a he unless they specifically indicate that they would like to be denoted as she / it / stealth attack helicopter.

@jbartus please refer to me in the future only as stealth attack helicopter then

@placidpenguin quotes from @phatmass indicating such a thing

i’m not arguing one way or the other

just wondering if our ‘implicit bias’ assumes this stand off / threat / demand / ultimatum is a

/youtube male thing

/image male thing

/giphy male thing

male thing

Ira! where you been?

@Yoda_Daenerys if I honestly thought you were being sincere I guess I would, but since I’m 99.87% sure you were just being cheeky, pass.

@Yoda_Daenerys

Ok, I changed my name from @FroodyFrog because I wanted to.

I changed my name from @TickledLizard due to fraudulent voting where someone (later discovered to be @Ignorant) imitated my name.

I really like penguins,which is why before I created this username, I took care of @PIacidPenguin (with an upper case i).

Anyways, I don’t really care that much for flamingos, and even if I did, the next letter would not be f.

@PlacidPenguin I once posted a video of me making Sushi in my Meh apron. Also one of me drinking a disgusting Meh mixed drink. In both videos, I am a man. I also have a greater beard now as well.

@phatmass

That works.

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@Yoda_Whatever_Your_Username_Is
@Yoda_WhateverYourUsernameIs

Is this good enough proof for you?

@PlacidPenguin that would be @Yoda_Daenerys

@jbartus oh, toats mcGoats sincere, but only for you, no one else

@PlacidPenguin proof enough, and goodbye again to mr. fat ass

@Yoda_Daenerys again, not buying it.

@jbartus ok, you got me, just call me lincoln

@PlacidPenguin you are responding to PhantomPost, me thinks

/youtube feeling cheeky

@f00l, maybe you can direct me to the correct topic to be in tonight?

@Yoda_Daenerys Yugo it is.

@jbartus uhhh… wat?

@Yoda_Daenerys
Lincoln = Car Brand
Yugo = Lesser Car Brand

@Yoda_Daenerys

@f00l is ashamed not
To be here with the best and
Correctest topic

Ready for the one
Great @Yoda_Daenerys whose
name cannot be spelt.

@f00l he who spelt it, dealt it

@jbartus ah, i was thinking

lincoln = log
trump = lesser log

@Yoda_Daenerys
NA NA NA

You spelt it first. I saw!!!

@Yoda_Daenerys

@Mehrocco_Mole great finishing line

i think i can hear crickets outside, even though it is below zero F

@f00l don’t worry, he still has 16 hours, 3 minutes and change!

@jbartus
But apparently no Meh_Off as cover for staying.

@f00l mayhap they will surprise him after the 4:00 VMP stock goes away?

@jbartus

Remember I also threatened to leave if I wasn’t a centimillionaire by now.

But I gave myself an out by insisting I might stick around and whine about it.

@snapster, do I get to be a centimillionaire today, or do I up my whining?

https://meh.com/forum/topics/you-have-90-days-meh-or-i-am-leaving#57db757fad7e586405339d91

Or do i just go with the “senior option” and forget or pretend to forget I made the plea/threat?

cause, ya know, embarassing

/image “Monopoly money”

@phatmass
And that wasn’t expected by anyone.

Never saw it coming. Wow!

/giphy wow

@phatmass What a yutz.

@phatmass
I’ll buy it.

@phatmass congratulations, you met everybody’s expectations!

@phatmass
/giphy plot twist

@phatmass

@phatmass but it’s been more than 90 days. WHY ARE YOU HERE?? i’ve lost the respect i had for you.

@carl669

/youtube lost what i never had

@carl669 this makes me feel really bad about myself.