@jaremelz if this were in text form, it would up the number of average fucks per day for everyone.

@carl669 That's why I edited, got your fucking back!

@jaremelz fuck yeah!

@carl669

@jaremelz

@carl669

@jaremelz RIP Avril.

@medz Wait, she isn't dead, is she? She's not 69

@KittySprinkles And where the heck was I on this day in 2016?
¯_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

@hallmike let us consult the mehcronomicon.

"Carl Corp is the fucking shit. So say we all."

@hallmike there are emoji for that now

A veritable fucking rainbow.

@Teripie and we thank you for the fucking contributions!

@MrsPavlov

@2many2no +1 for Greorge Takei

@dashcloud I love that movie.

@dashcloud Also love that movie. South Park rose to popularity during my formative years and I saw it twice on opening day. Both times people were damn near literally rolling in the aisle during that number. I think it was where Matt and Trey's leashes finally came off, so to speak... it came out of nowhere and we were finally able to revel in all their filthy, uncensored glory. Great times.

@narfcake There was also that time Dealnews.com mentioned the language on the site might be NSFW because of the one speaker dock sale.

@dashcloud You don't see a lot of product descriptions with f-bombs flying (except here).

@narfcake the absolutely stupid part of this is that the main page of meh is blocked, but the forums are not. How fucking dumb is that??? Lol

@narfcake My current employer’s filters have never seemed to give a fuck about the the fucking fucks, but often lose their shit over innocuous (or sometimes not) images and gifs. Because the cloud hosting, I’m pretty fucking sure. And people say fuck, just not too often too loudly in my particular workplace.

@Lotsofgoats Now you've gone and done it.
Gosh is going to send you to heck!
(And we all know who to blame, too.)

@sammydog01 "me". always select "me". you never know what will happen.

@carl669 unless of course if you are doing hard time…

@sammydog01 Where is the “it all” choice

@2many2no 0.31% of users agree with you.

@carl669 The rest are 99 & 44/100's % pure.

@2many2no Pure what, exactly?

@ciabelle Pure air. Thus it floats.

@2many2no 99/100 %? why not just 99%.
0.99% pure is not very pure.

@InnocuousFarmer 99.44%

@InnocuousFarmer It’s difficult to see, but it actually says “99 44/100%”

And since this is a fun fact topic: “Ninety-nine, forty-four, one hundred percent pure” are the words spoken by Willy Wonka as he opens the combination lock to the chocolate factory in the Gene Wilder movie.

@Cappo It’s also spoken in a country song…which may actually also be the name of the song. I have to look it up.

@cinoclav Just as well, there bad things in my image search of this subject. Bad, bad things.

@cinoclav Yes. Yes you are.

@jaremelz Nope, not yet.

@cinoclav

@KDemo

KDemo? Is that you?

@KDemo Am I the only one bothered that it's mirrored?

@mfladd

@KDemo

@mfladd

@KDemo i love Kristen Bell.

@carl669 - So many fun facts! ;-)

@KDemo she and i have that talent in common! now i have something to talk to her about when i meet her.

@carl669 - Happy to be of service!

@carl669 Every damn time you post "So Say We All" it gives me the biggest grin. I'm so glad it's back on Hulu.

@carl669 You'll be happy to know you're not the only one enjoying it.

@PurplePawprints the complete set (bluray) often goes on sale for around $40 (including shipping) at amazon.co.uk. the discs are region free so no issues.

@carl669 Oh, we have all the discs (DVD though) but it's so much easier to stream it when I want to binge. Thanks anyway for the heads up. I wish I'd been able to get our box set at that price. I spent a lot more than that when I bought it.

@carl669 Region-free Blu-ray from the UK? That's surprising. But why buy it there? It's not available in the U.S.?

@jqubed it is surprising, but i double checked and they are region free. as far as why buy it from there, for whatever reason, it seems to go on sale more often over there. no idea why though.

@thismyusername With a few minor tweaks, this can also be used in parenting.

@thismyusername I just realised this list was probably done by a fucking Brit…

@ceagee that's not a bad idea. although i think a 'Profanity level' ranking might be more fun!

@carl669 Uh-oh.

@KDemo dammit! you're on to me!

@carl669 -

@KDemo here is his facebook page. My friend just had to share a post on on this page.

https://www.facebook.com/the.Fuk.u.button/?pnref=story

@thismyusername That would make a good tattoo.

@Ignorant i approve of this baby.

@carl669 Nah. They're probably all married fucks.

@carl669 See the post above- this is definitely your kind of service!

@jaremelz

@f00l it spells my favorite word!

@carl669
Ever seen Woodstock?

@f00l i have not.

@carl669
Back in '69 them long-hairs knew how to do a cheer!

@carl669

@f00l I wish I had the opportunity to go to go to Woodstock. My friend drove an hour away to have her baby there so the birth certificate said Woodstock.

@Ignorant This is my favorite one

@mikibell

When in doubt, it's probably best not to click a thread here if you don't remember what it's about when a kid is staring over your shoulder.

@Kidsandliz it's actually somewhat mesmerizing.

@carl669 Yeah I know. Glad I had a thread to use it in. LOL

@carl669 FUCK!!!!

@stardate820926

@Lotsofgoats

@carl669

@KDemo repeating gifs? for shame @KDemo, for shame.

@carl669

@mikibell I guess you can't get away with a Day 1 patch then?

@dashcloud no..this is a no win..We can't fix it once we go live :( I tried that too. Lots of other day one patches already planned...

@mikibell
Well ouch. That's fucked.

@mikibell I've been wondering how your project has been going. This does not sound good. I just want you to know that I'll be thinking about you on April 1.

@f00l I told my hubby I feel like the red rubber ball at the end of the elastic string, getting flung in all different directions and beaten evey other moment :) it has been a long week. I think I am finally done... Thank you for the sympathy.

@Barney oh, my friend, if I could afford to run far far away, I would have. I try not to complain because my issues are sooo first world and others have it much worse. I appreciate you thinking of me..the first will be a long day, then a lull until the 14th..then all hell breaks loose again. :) I am actively campaigning for a new job..keep your fingers crossed!

@mikibell I am rooting for you.

@mikibell good luck.

@nadroj thank you! Where did you find my motto? ;)

@Barney The crap is about to hit the fan on the problem I found.. it is going to be a long day.. :(

@mikibell I'm so sorry to hear this. I'm working on my taxes (no problem there) and Mom's today. I can't find half the stuff I need for Mom's taxes and our accountant is in the hospital with a hip replacement. It's gonna be a long day. Wanna run away with me to some fun place?

@mikibell

@mikibell Here's hoping that the truth saves you instead of hurting. Nobody likes a flawed product but it'd be worse if that flawed product was already in use and then told.

@narfcake

Tell that to the Auto industry

@FroodyFrog And look what's happened there. Do you think VW would be in the mess they're in now if they came clean years ago?

@narfcake

That's kinda my point. (I think)

@narfcake Thank you Narfcake.. I do think it is funny that they are getting to the same conclusion I came to over a week ago... I am not sure that it is I am smarter or anything; rather, I am more pessimistic or more fatalistic or just old

@Barney You name the place, I will meet you there!!!

@mikibell I'll meet you at the Dairy Queen that's two blocks from @carl669's house. We'll pick up a huge sack of Dilly Bars (they still make those?) and head over to carl's and you and I and his family will stuff ourselves silly. After that we will tour the state of Washington. I've never been there, have you?

@Barney @mikibell come on over! although, there is a cold stone creamery not far from my house as well. much better ice cream choices. and, it's beautiful and sunny out this week! perfect time to visit. maybe we'll even meet up with @jaremelz at Sunbreak Cafe.

@carl669 I love Cold Stone Creamery, but I wanted to watch your kid feed the dog the ice cream bars in your living room. Maybe @jaremelz will meet up with us for breakfast at the Sunbreak Cafe?

@Barney yes, yes she will.

@jaremelz
How will you avoid the hipsters? Or are you all up for a sighting?

@jaremelz Yay!

@f00l They can't ever be avoided in the PNW. Ever. But at least outside of Olympia they're somewhat easier to tune out.

@jaremelz
Does bear spray work on them?

@f00l Yes, but not on the otters.

@mikibell How did your day turn out? I hope it wasn't as bad as you thought it was going to be (or at least you didn't get any blame).

@dashcloud aww thank you for asking..I didn't get blamed, that was never an issue. I think it is funny how hard it is to impune my reputation. :) I am a strange combination of "do it the right way" and "creative problem resolution", but it is normally right.

I have to say, I love our consultant -- he pulled a rabbit out of his hat that I didn't know was an option. He made it so we are very close to right and have time to fix the rest. Unfortunately, that made a mad scramble for him at the last minute. I feel badly that he fell on the sword :(

50 gazillion other things happened that I couldn't make up if I tried!! Like a sev 1 for a system that is being retired tomorrow! Smh

@mikibell @dashcloud

Well look on the bright side.

@mikibell Glad to hear things have mostly worked out! Let's hope tomorrow is a better day!

@somf69
Sonetimes i give a royal fuck. This is the first time i've received one.

Hey, Your Maj, nice!

@carl669 I'm really fucking surprised you haven't charted it out by user ID.

@Pavlov you assume i have far more fucking time than i actually do.

@joelmw I know that really fucks my numbers up. Really fucking bad.

@joelmw @jaremelz i'm assuming people will throw in an occasional string of fucks to compensate for the fucks in images.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

there. i've done my civic duty for the day.

Hey, @carl669 ....

@jaremelz you rang?

@carl669 Fuck you, buddy!

Just kidding!

@jaremelz fucking right back at ya!

:kidding emoji:

@carl669 Fuck you, you fucking fuck.

@jaremelz when are we all fucking going to fucking sun-fucking-break fucking cafe? fuckity fuck.

@carl669 When are you free? You should email me at jaremehlz at the gangsta mail thingy.

@jaremelz done!

@f00l also, fuck.

@capguncowboy
Ya think?!

Guess you're right. I left that out. Well fuck me.

@f00l fuck us all! Wait, that came out wrong!

@f00l @capguncowboy

I'm not always good at picking up hints.

However, I suspect the two are you are trying to say stuff.

Spit it out!

@FroodyFrog
Oh, fuck.

@f00l

I couldn't hear you.

Could you speak louder? (Well technically, you probably could, so, speak up.)

@FroodyFrog
SO TURN UP YOUR FUCKING HEARING!

OH, FUCKETY FUCKETY FUCK.

YOU FUCKING HEAR THAT?

@f00l

@carl669

@dashcloud. Duh.

@FroodyFrog I ate some of them, but only because @fruityfraug & @froodyfrog deleted the rest.

@RiotDemon
We’re fucking slackers and we can fucking prove it.

@carl669
If the Fuck Count seems not to be growing sufficiently to justify an IPO or angel investor yet, perhaps you ought to offer to pay back interest on your now retired obligation.
/giphy back interest

@f00l no way. it’s Google’s problem for not counting fucks correctly. you’d think a multi-multi-multi billion dollar company could get that right.

@carl669
So Game The System

/giphy game Google

@ELUNO yeah! these fucks wouldn’t know proper speech if it hit them in their mouth holes.

/giphy mouth hole

@carl669

@carl669 more fucks needed! Please people, give more fucks! Or don’t give a fuck. As long as you say fuck, because I don’t give a fuck if you fucking curse.

@carl669 that’s only an average of 2.71 fucks given a day. People are slacking.

@RiotDemon Fuck averages. I need a fuck mode or a fuck median.

@baqui63 Well, fuck.

@baqui63 yesterday when I calculated from Carl’s profile it was 2.71… So today if you got 2.76 from an older profile, that means we did some catching up… But still need to work on it.

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

@KittySprinkles Yeah, fucking sucks.

@ELUNO Fuck (there, I added one for you).

@carl669 Fucking excellent!

@carl669

@carl669 only 30 fucks since last update? That seems low since we’ve had a few discussions about cursing, which had cursing in it.

@narfcake poor Pinky.

@narfcake Oh my god that made my day. I actually laughed until I cried. Fucking awesome.

@Kidsandliz igloo’s not a bad word.

@carl669 20 in almost three weeks? Does it just count individual threads maybe?

@RiotDemon not sure. the ways of google remain a mystery.

@carl669 I demand a manual count. Or a better methodology. My own personal fuck count has to be over 3150. @katylava @shawn - halp? What is the true fuck count?

/8ball is the fuck count over 3150?
My sources say no

@Pavlov that’s a query i’m only going to run if i’m awake at 3am.

@Pavlov gotta heed the 8ball’s wisdom.

@katylava this Friday morning?

@Pavlov @katylava I think she’s trying to say ‘never’

@carl669
We know @carl669’s count is over 1022 because he put that many in a single post.

https://meh.com/forum/topics/carl669-you-deadbeat--ccccaaaarrrrrllll#57b34639b46490240aa80920

@carl669 70 in a few weeks. I wonder how many came from the fuku thread. I didn’t read it.

@wesofox

@boc what the fuck just happened

@carl669

@carl669 This ^^^

If you’re going to use the word, try to use it o-fucking-riginally.

@carl669

What the happened just fucked?

@f00l Fuck me running, I’ve no idea.

@boc When soldiers came back from Vietnam, they all had one thing in common: they had to be retrained not to say ‘Pass the fucking butter’. It’s probably still true.

@boc Needs a visual referent. Here.

@OldCatLady I love that fucking coloring page.

@OldCatLady Hehe, I just went ginger today. I’m looking at a certain someone…hoping he’d like to rearrange the words on that coloring page.

@KittySprinkles egging violin fuckers?

edit: whoops… nevermind. that’s rearranging the letters.

@RiotDemon @carl669 Go buy the book. Festive as Fuck: A Hilarious Christmas Swear Word Coloring Book https://www.amazon.com/dp/1539989526/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_x_cpdryb11XHNWS

There are also several generic swearing coloring books. Example: Swear Word Coloring Book: The Jungle Adult Coloring Book featured with Sweary Words & Animals https://www.amazon.com/dp/1530428017/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_x_irdrybMPX8WT4

@boc I had the audio file of that years ago and now I think it’s lost to the ether. Any chance you have it?

@stevekirks

You can download the audio here: The Word Fuck (Jack Wagner)

The fuck is strong with this one.

@carl669
The Fuck Count continues …

@PNunyas welcome to meh.
/giphy hellloooo

@narfcake
Because NARF.

I accept responsibility for your not having posted that before.

@f00l No blame. I have posted it before, just not in this thread.

@narfcake
I accept responsibility for not knowing you posted the pic of the shirt previously in another thread.

@f00l But I still haven’t blamed you for this.

@narfcake
I accept responsibility for having jumped the gun on taking blame.

Re Fuck Count

Fuck

@carl669 Thank jbartus for my recent spate of fucks. I have a few more left in me.

@carl669 Fuck yeah! We can fucking do it!

@carl669 This made me LOL. Enjoy
/youtube Bud Lite Swearing

@carl669

Your new goal sux, motherfucker. Fuck that!

@carl669 Let me give you a little trigger:
I heard that the temps in Chicago are cooling off a bit - Sunday forecast = 0F. For the high. (frosty)

@compunaut

Fuck winter.

You like Texas ok sometimes, I’m gonna guess.

/image “fall football weather”

@f00l Not all that much. Oct & Nov, maybe. No more football for me - I’m out.

@carl669

Fuck that. How fucking lame.

@dashcloud that’s awesome! reminds me of a quote i saw recently:

“i either give too many fucks or no fucks at all. it’s like i can’t find a middle ground for moderate fuck distribution.”

@carl669 fuck you too.

@carl669

/giphy "fuck sobriety"

@carl669 Surely there’s a Costco nearby…

@chienfou it’s not exactly close. but fear not, i procured a replacement bottle that should last until i can make my next costco run.

@carl669 Probably because you haven’t been around, Bitch.

@carl669 I fucking missed you. When the fuck are you coming back?

@sammydog01 @mfladd

fucking life man, fucking life.

@carl669 what the fuck? I blame Google. Or should we blame meh? Let’s blame @mikibell instead.

@carl669 Yeah, we should talk sometime.

@carl669 maybe @shawn purged some the day he took down the forums

@RiotDemon keep it up…only a few more days!

@mfladd agreed. does @KittySprinkles have your digits? maybe she can text them over.

@carl669 @mfladd if you both so wish it

@KittySprinkles Let worlds collide.

@carl669

Fucking Fuko is a Motherfucker.

@carl669 Infuckingcredible!

@carl669 We fucking rock.

@2many2no @sammydog01
in-fucking-deed!

@2many2no
@carl669

In-fucking-edible!

@f00l inedible? please don’t eat the fucks. unless that’s how you roll, so who am I to judge.

@carl669

I fucking rock and roll, thx.

@thismyusername OK, that’s so wrong in so many right ways.

@Yoda_Daenerys WHOA! watch your language there. let’s keep it clean and respectable in here.

@carl669 sorry, don’t know what came over me, you ledyba lover.

@Yoda_Daenerys whatever you dipsomaniac.

@carl669 thanks (i think)

@Yoda_Daenerys I just learned that word and was waiting to use it.

@carl669 and here i thought it was a confabulation, like “pompetous” of love

/youtube pompetus of love

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@carl669
/giphy fuck yeah!

@PocketBrain quite a few of them actually.

@carl669 did we ever figure out if it also counts fucked and fucking?

@RiotDemon i’m not quite sure how google does it. if it search using different terms, it gives me different counts.

fucking - 5240 (yeah, ok. this one is the same)
fucked - 4940
fucker - 462

so, i don’t know if i should be adding all those together or what. also, i’m lazy and don’t really want to take the time to add them up. soooo…

@carl669 weird that fuck and fucking is the same.

Note to self:
Call more people fuckers.

@RiotDemon apparently so you fucker.

@carl669 I’m looking forward to a fucking great holiday season!

@carl669

fucker - 462

Mostly @Pavlov, perhaps?

@carl669 need to count the plural fuckers too

@Kidsandliz Count them?
Holy fuck, I wanna know how they do it!

@2many2no search function I’d imagine

@f00l The fuck you say?

@f00l Fuck fucking fuckiddy fuck!

@ELUNO That’s just ducking crazy.

@ELUNO

Fucking Cluck

@carl669 Fuckers. You fucking people need to get it in gear, fuckers.

@carl669 seriously what the Fuck is happening? During the mehrathon there was lots of fucks thrown around.

*even

@carl669 Blame the goat?

@carl669 does meh ever delete topics? This is sad.

@RiotDemon I doubt it. Perhaps Google’s algorithms changed?

@carl669 That’s fucking pathetic.

@narfcake Or maybe google can’t see the collapsed comments? Seeings how that’s the default, right? I got 5610 hits.

@carl669 Oh fuck, that is pretty fucking far fucking behind.

@carl669 what the fuck?

@carl669 I’m fucking sorry Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl

@carl669 We’re fucking useless.

@carl669 Fuckin’ A!!

@carl669 You would have thought the fucking mehrathon and fucking website crash would have helped.

@sammydog01 people just don’t get mad enough and lash out anymore. ohhh… i long for the glory days where a “fuck” would be dropped at the slightest hint of irritation.