Fun fact...
55at this moment in time, doing a google search of meh for "fuck" give 2430 results. i don't remember exactly how many days the forums have been around. but, using the number of meh button click i have (576), that gives an average of 4.21875 fucks per day. damn we've got some stamina!
(granted this does not take into account fucks in gif form)
this fun fact brought to you by Carl Corporations.
"Making the babbling brook babble just a little bit more"™
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@thismyusername With a few minor tweaks, this can also be used in parenting.
@thismyusername I just realised this list was probably done by a fucking Brit…
Blah blah blah
Eta: I'd like to think you and I helped that number out a little bit. And fuck you!
@jaremelz if this were in text form, it would up the number of average fucks per day for everyone.
@carl669 That's why I edited, got your fucking back!
@jaremelz fuck yeah!
@carl669
@jaremelz
@carl669
@jaremelz RIP Avril.
@medz Wait, she isn't dead, is she? She's not 69
It's a fuck younicorn.
@thismyusername That would make a good tattoo.
I'd like to think I made a significant contribution to the fuckiness of this community. I've been committed to profanity, and have been all my adult life. I don’t think anyone married to the military and working most of their adult life in the restaurant business can possibly be otherwise and stay true to themselves!
I'm Teripie, fucking up the internet since 1998, and life in general since 1969.
@Teripie and we thank you for the fucking contributions!
I'm just glad that I am not responsible for any of this "fucking" nonsense!
The ability to write "fuck" when I want to is one of the main reasons I stick around here. Well, that and some of the people. I like some of you fuckers.
Fuck it! FUCK YOU ALL!!
Um, Nope, doesn't feel right, coming from me.
Carry on.
@KDemo
KDemo? Is that you?
@KDemo Am I the only one bothered that it's mirrored?
@mfladd
@KDemo
@mfladd
@KDemo i love Kristen Bell.
@carl669 - So many fun facts! ;-)
@KDemo she and i have that talent in common! now i have something to talk to her about when i meet her.
@carl669 - Happy to be of service!
Fuck. Fuck fuck, fuck fuck fuck. Fuck fuck fuckity fucking fuckery. Fuck.
Signed,
Fuck you.
@KittySprinkles And where the heck was I on this day in 2016?
¯_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
I can't believe we've been reduced to a fuckin' statistic.
Fuck you and the Google you rode in on.
@2many2no 0.31% of users agree with you.
@carl669 The rest are 99 & 44/100's % pure.
@2many2no Pure what, exactly?
@ciabelle Pure air. Thus it floats.
@2many2no 99/100 %? why not just 99%.
0.99% pure is not very pure.
@InnocuousFarmer 99.44%
@InnocuousFarmer It’s difficult to see, but it actually says “99 44/100%”
And since this is a fun fact topic: “Ninety-nine, forty-four, one hundred percent pure” are the words spoken by Willy Wonka as he opens the combination lock to the chocolate factory in the Gene Wilder movie.
@Cappo It’s also spoken in a country song…which may actually also be the name of the song. I have to look it up.
the amount of fuck in this thread pleases me. let us consult the mehcronomicon.
"Fuck. So say we all."
@carl669 Every damn time you post "So Say We All" it gives me the biggest grin. I'm so glad it's back on Hulu.
@carl669 You'll be happy to know you're not the only one enjoying it.
@PurplePawprints the complete set (bluray) often goes on sale for around $40 (including shipping) at amazon.co.uk. the discs are region free so no issues.
@carl669 Oh, we have all the discs (DVD though) but it's so much easier to stream it when I want to binge. Thanks anyway for the heads up. I wish I'd been able to get our box set at that price. I spent a lot more than that when I bought it.
@carl669 Region-free Blu-ray from the UK? That's surprising. But why buy it there? It's not available in the U.S.?
@jqubed it is surprising, but i double checked and they are region free. as far as why buy it from there, for whatever reason, it seems to go on sale more often over there. no idea why though.
@Ignorant i approve of this baby.
I have found my fucking people.
Soooo...go-live for our project is one week away..I found a flaw in a calculation that is very very bad. I tried to get it fixed, but my co-worker blew his stack and stormed out of the office. His response was he wasn't going to do it. They could tell him to, but his answer was no. If they brought someone in to do it, good luck. If they fired him, he didn't care. Sigh, so I had to do what I had to do. I sent a note saying calculation was working as designed. Director asked what kind of answer was that. I said, it is a "I don't give a fuck anymore."
Surprisingly, I am still employed. He laughed.
Hope you are proud @carl669..I was thinking of your count when I uttered it!
@mikibell I guess you can't get away with a Day 1 patch then?
@dashcloud no..this is a no win..We can't fix it once we go live :( I tried that too. Lots of other day one patches already planned...
@mikibell
Well ouch. That's fucked.
@mikibell I've been wondering how your project has been going. This does not sound good. I just want you to know that I'll be thinking about you on April 1.
@f00l I told my hubby I feel like the red rubber ball at the end of the elastic string, getting flung in all different directions and beaten evey other moment :) it has been a long week. I think I am finally done... Thank you for the sympathy.
@Barney oh, my friend, if I could afford to run far far away, I would have. I try not to complain because my issues are sooo first world and others have it much worse. I appreciate you thinking of me..the first will be a long day, then a lull until the 14th..then all hell breaks loose again. :) I am actively campaigning for a new job..keep your fingers crossed!
@mikibell I am rooting for you.
@mikibell good luck.
@nadroj thank you! Where did you find my motto? ;)
@Barney The crap is about to hit the fan on the problem I found.. it is going to be a long day.. :(
@mikibell I'm so sorry to hear this. I'm working on my taxes (no problem there) and Mom's today. I can't find half the stuff I need for Mom's taxes and our accountant is in the hospital with a hip replacement. It's gonna be a long day. Wanna run away with me to some fun place?
@mikibell
@mikibell Here's hoping that the truth saves you instead of hurting. Nobody likes a flawed product but it'd be worse if that flawed product was already in use and then told.
@narfcake
Tell that to the Auto industry
@FroodyFrog And look what's happened there. Do you think VW would be in the mess they're in now if they came clean years ago?
@narfcake
That's kinda my point. (I think)
@narfcake Thank you Narfcake.. I do think it is funny that they are getting to the same conclusion I came to over a week ago... I am not sure that it is I am smarter or anything; rather, I am more pessimistic or more fatalistic or just old
@Barney You name the place, I will meet you there!!!
@mikibell I'll meet you at the Dairy Queen that's two blocks from @carl669's house. We'll pick up a huge sack of Dilly Bars (they still make those?) and head over to carl's and you and I and his family will stuff ourselves silly. After that we will tour the state of Washington. I've never been there, have you?
@Barney @mikibell come on over! although, there is a cold stone creamery not far from my house as well. much better ice cream choices. and, it's beautiful and sunny out this week! perfect time to visit. maybe we'll even meet up with @jaremelz at Sunbreak Cafe.
@carl669 I love Cold Stone Creamery, but I wanted to watch your kid feed the dog the ice cream bars in your living room.
Maybe @jaremelz will meet up with us for breakfast at the Sunbreak Cafe?
@Barney yes, yes she will.
@jaremelz
How will you avoid the hipsters? Or are you all up for a sighting?
@jaremelz Yay!
@f00l They can't ever be avoided in the PNW. Ever. But at least outside of Olympia they're somewhat easier to tune out.
@jaremelz
Does bear spray work on them?
@f00l Yes, but not on the otters.
@mikibell How did your day turn out? I hope it wasn't as bad as you thought it was going to be (or at least you didn't get any blame).
@dashcloud aww thank you for asking..I didn't get blamed, that was never an issue. I think it is funny how hard it is to impune my reputation. :) I am a strange combination of "do it the right way" and "creative problem resolution", but it is normally right.
I have to say, I love our consultant -- he pulled a rabbit out of his hat that I didn't know was an option. He made it so we are very close to right and have time to fix the rest. Unfortunately, that made a mad scramble for him at the last minute. I feel badly that he fell on the sword :(
50 gazillion other things happened that I couldn't make up if I tried!! Like a sev 1 for a system that is being retired tomorrow! Smh
@mikibell @dashcloud
Well look on the bright side.
@mikibell Glad to hear things have mostly worked out! Let's hope tomorrow is a better day!
@dashcloud I love that movie.
@dashcloud Also love that movie. South Park rose to popularity during my formative years and I saw it twice on opening day. Both times people were damn near literally rolling in the aisle during that number. I think it was where Matt and Trey's leashes finally came off, so to speak... it came out of nowhere and we were finally able to revel in all their filthy, uncensored glory. Great times.
@sammydog01 "me". always select "me". you never know what will happen.
@carl669 unless of course if you are doing hard time…
@sammydog01 Where is the “it all” choice
Oh how I love Capaldi.
@jaremelz
@Ignorant This is my favorite one
@Kidsandliz igloo’s not a bad word.
Oh, and...
@hallmike let us consult the mehcronomicon.
"Carl Corp is the fucking shit. So say we all."
@hallmike there are emoji for that now
A veritable fucking rainbow.
@MrsPavlov
@2many2no +1 for Greorge Takei
... and some mehmbers wonder why these forums aren't allowed at their workplace.
@narfcake There was also that time Dealnews.com mentioned the language on the site might be NSFW because of the one speaker dock sale.
@dashcloud You don't see a lot of product descriptions with f-bombs flying (except here).
@narfcake the absolutely stupid part of this is that the main page of meh is blocked, but the forums are not. How fucking dumb is that??? Lol
@narfcake My current employer’s filters have never seemed to give a fuck about the the fucking fucks, but often lose their shit over innocuous (or sometimes not) images and gifs. Because the cloud hosting, I’m pretty fucking sure. And people say fuck, just not too often too loudly in my particular workplace.
...shucks!
@Lotsofgoats Now you've gone and done it.
Gosh is going to send you to heck!
(And we all know who to blame, too.)
I wouldn't feel right if I didn't fucking contribute to this page. Just pretend there's a fucking gif but seeing as I'm in Canada at the moment and my data is rather limited, I'm fucked.
@cinoclav Just as well, there bad things in my image search of this subject. Bad, bad things.
@cinoclav Yes. Yes you are.
@jaremelz Nope, not yet.
@cinoclav
And zero fucks were given....
Waaaaiiit a minute...
Aw FUCK!
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word fuck.
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "f."
Fuck is the only word that is referred to as the “f” word
It’s the one magical word.
Just by it’s sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from the German word “fleckin” which means to strike.
In English fuck falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb for instance:
"John fucked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb:
"Shirley fucks."
It’s meanings are not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective as in:
"John’s doing all the fucking work."
As an adverb:
"Shirley talks too fucking much."
As an adverb enhancing an adjective:
"Shirley is fucking beautiful!"
As a noun:
"I don’t give a fuck!"
As a part of a word:
"Absofuckinglutely!"
or
"Infuckingcredible!"
And as almost every word in the sentence
"Fuck the fucking fuckers."
But you must realize that aren’t too many words with the versatility of fuck.
As in these examples describing situations such as…
Fraud:
"I got fucked at the used car lot."
Dismay:
"Ah fuck it!"
Trouble:
"I guess I’m really fucked now."
Aggression:
"Don’t fuck with me buddy"
Difficulty:
"I don’t understand this fucking question"
Inquiry:
"Who the fuck was that?"
Dissatisfaction:
"I don’t like what the fuck is going on here."
Incompetence:
"He’s a fuck off"
Dismissal:
"Why don’t you go outside and play hide-and-go fuck yourself?"
I’m sure you can think of many more examples!
With all of these multipurpose applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word?
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately!
Say it loudly and proudly!
FUCK YOU!
@boc what the fuck just happened
@carl669
@carl669 This ^^^
If you’re going to use the word, try to use it o-fucking-riginally.
@carl669
What the happened just fucked?
@f00l Fuck me running, I’ve no idea.
@boc When soldiers came back from Vietnam, they all had one thing in common: they had to be retrained not to say ‘Pass the fucking butter’. It’s probably still true.
@boc Needs a visual referent. Here.
@OldCatLady I love that fucking coloring page.
@OldCatLady Hehe, I just went ginger today. I’m looking at a certain someone…hoping he’d like to rearrange the words on that coloring page.
@KittySprinkles egging violin fuckers?
edit: whoops… nevermind. that’s rearranging the letters.
@RiotDemon @carl669 Go buy the book. Festive as Fuck: A Hilarious Christmas Swear Word Coloring Book https://www.amazon.com/dp/1539989526/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_x_cpdryb11XHNWS
There are also several generic swearing coloring books. Example: Swear Word Coloring Book: The Jungle Adult Coloring Book featured with Sweary Words & Animals https://www.amazon.com/dp/1530428017/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_x_irdrybMPX8WT4
@boc I had the audio file of that years ago and now I think it’s lost to the ether. Any chance you have it?
@stevekirks
You can download the audio here: The Word Fuck (Jack Wagner)
current count: 7146
well done you glorious fuckers!
@carl669 That’s it? What the fuck? I feel like we’ve fucked off a whole lot more than this. Fucking disappointed!
@cinoclav it’s the first time it’s broken 7000, so i figured a pat on the back was deserved.
I am so glad I remembered what this thread was about before I clicked it with my 11 year old reading over my shoulder! He did like the Putin thread, however.
@mikibell
When in doubt, it's probably best not to click a thread here if you don't remember what it's about when a kid is staring over your shoulder.
I don’t usually use profanity in written word, but fuck it.
You’ll have to pardon my interruption, I just now signed up with Meh five minutes ago and this is my first post EVER, on any site, EVER!?! I can’t believe the blatant use of the “F” bomb… with all the fuck this, fuck that, fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck it, I love the fuckin’ energy of you people!
Hell It feels like fuckin’ fate, so before I leave I would like to say “fuck” one more time. Remember, It’s our responsibility to keep the best fucking word in the world alive.
Sincerely,
Ima Slowfuck
The fuck is strong with this one.
@carl669
The Fuck Count continues …
@PNunyas welcome to meh.
/giphy hellloooo
current count: 3480
how did it go down? what the ever living fuck have you people been doing while i’ve been gone? are you sitting around actively unfucking your posts?!
@carl669 Probably because you haven’t been around, Bitch.
@carl669 I fucking missed you. When the fuck are you coming back?
@sammydog01 @mfladd
fucking life man, fucking life.
@carl669 what the fuck? I blame Google. Or should we blame meh? Let’s blame @mikibell instead.
@carl669 Yeah, we should talk sometime.
@carl669 maybe @shawn purged some the day he took down the forums
@RiotDemon keep it up…only a few more days!
@mfladd agreed. does @KittySprinkles have your digits? maybe she can text them over.
@carl669 @mfladd if you both so wish it
@KittySprinkles Let worlds collide.
so, it’s been a couple years since i updated this. the girlfriend type person i mentioned in my last update has now become a wife type person. she still does not quite approve of my IRK buying habits, but she started to see the value in it a couple days ago when our coffee carafe shattered into 1,234,534,458,534,456,235,753 shards of miniscule glass. luckily, we got a new coffee maker in my last IRK.
so anyway, without further adele (or adieu), the current count is 20,062.
while not a great leap forward in 2 years, it is still progress. i still applaud you fuckers and wish you the happiest of fucking times. (or, the happiest of times fucking… your choice)
This ought to wreck your count...
@Kidsandliz it's actually somewhat mesmerizing.
@carl669 Yeah I know. Glad I had a thread to use it in. LOL
Fuck is one of my 4 year old's favorite words. Whoops. That's all me.
@2many2no updated fuck count: 4940
up by nearly 300 in the last 1.5 months. way to go fuckers!
@carl669 Infuckingcredible!
@carl669 We fucking rock.
@2many2no @sammydog01
in-fucking-deed!
@2many2no
@carl669
In-fucking-edible!
@f00l inedible? please don’t eat the fucks. unless that’s how you roll, so who am I to judge.
@carl669
I fucking rock and roll, thx.
current count: 6518
it’s been 2 months since the last update. you fuckers can do better than this. i want to fucking believe in y’all.
it’s that time of year again. seeing family you only see once a year… and swearing like a sailor that swear a metric fuckton.
current fuck count: 13,030
if we break 15,000 by the end of the year, everyone gets a taco. send me your address, and i will send you the location of your nearest taco bell.
@carl669 3000 fucks in a couple of months?
Nice!
@RiotDemon it might have been more, but that asshole @mediocrebot wussed out and stopped informing me.
@carl669 You’re not the fucking boss of me.
@sammydog01 be your own fucking boss!
@carl669 @sammydog01 who cares how many fucking fucks there are. Taco bell is fucking awful tacos.
@CaptAmehrican just for that, I’m fucking sending you 3 fucking tacos and a fucking chalupa.
@CaptAmehrican @carl669 @sammydog01
I disagree strongly. Taco Bell tacos are delicious. Jack In The Box tacos are also delicious. Heck, I’ve gotten tacos from Burger King that were also delicious.
The only bad tacos I’ve ever had were from a school cafeteria that used sloppy joe filling and from a “fancy” restaurant that surprised me with fucking mayonnaise.
And don’t get started saying, “Well you just haven’t had a really good taco yet.” I’ve had lengua. I’ve had tripe. I’ve had Indian tacos. They were great! But no amount of exotic or authentic superiority on their part will actually make the “lesser” examples worse.
Also, people say it all the darn time, but I am not aware of anyone actually getting diarrhea from eating at Taco Bell.
@CaptAmehrican @carl669 @Limewater @sammydog01
Fuck tacos.
Or not.
And fucking post some fucking taco pix.
Or not.
current fuck count: 9990
it seems the holidays took their toll on the fuck count. too many of you fucking douche omlettes were being too fucking nice. knock that shit off.
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That should help
@tinamarie1974 oh sure. NOW you kick in to the count
@carl669 I have the day off, so there is time to give fucks. Lol
@carl669 @tinamarie1974 Don’t you mean you have a day off so there is time to give a fuck. Oh wait…
@carl669 @tinamarie1974 that had me spitting water all the fuck over a child!
/giphy sprinkler
@carl669 @tinamarie1974
Holey Fuck. That was one fucknormous fuck-fest.
I am simply drained.
@carl669 “knock that fucking shit off”? Seems you missed an opportunity.
That fucking count still seems fucking low. I’d say we should have a fucking leader board but @tinamarie1974 and @RiotDemon are deploying fucking copy/paste
@carl669 @RiotDemon @tinamarie1974 @unksol
I fucking agree. The count is fucking low.
Speaking of which, you know what else is fucking low? Using fucking cut and paste. Fucking bullshit fuckery. No, half-assed fucking bullshit fuckery.
It only fucking counts if you type that fucking shit out. Fucktards. Knock it off. It fucks up the fuck count.
@carl669 @mike808 @RiotDemon @tinamarie1974 lol I think they should fucking still fucking count. I just fucking think they could fucking give way to a fucking race condition. Cause I was fucking tempted to fucking copy paste their fucking excellent antics.
@Carl669 @RiotDemon @tinamarie1974
Please don’t escafuckalate their fucknuttery, @unksol.
And you’re confusing the fuckposting thread with the last-post-wins thread.
@carl669 @unskol
@RiotDemon @tinamarie1974
Typical of you two.
All fucks and no substance.
@carl669 @mike808 @RiotDemon @tinamarie1974 I think we need a fuck ticker can we not get a chart?
@carl669 @mike808 @RiotDemon @tinamarie1974
Previously on the fuck counter…
“i’ve revised the fuck search methodology to eliminate some duplicate fuck results”
Idk what @carl669 dupe logic looks like. Either way 10K seems like we should fuck more
@carl669 @tinamarie1974
…
So fuckingnicely phrased.
@carl669 @f00l @tinamarie1974 I mean… Maybe some more spacing and maybe some tempo… Seems reasonable… Don’t start a job you can’t finish
@carl669 How could the last count be over 10k and now this count is 9900? Please explain your fucking methodology.
@Fuzzalini you’re not the fucking boss of me! the fuck count methodology is as secret as the 11 fucking herbs and spices in KFC.
@carl669 @Fuzzalini his fucking methadology has fucking changed several fucking times. Fuck. I assume for fucking accuracy. But I didn’t notice how much the fucking numbers could fucking change on each fucking revision. Till I read through the fucking history on this last fucking update. Got to appreciate the effort. Fuck.
So @carl669 have you asked @shawn to include your stats on the profile pages ? I wonder how fucking hard it would be to count each "fuck" for each person? A simple word search program ?
@ceagee that's not a bad idea. although i think a 'Profanity level' ranking might be more fun!
@carl669 Uh-oh.
So @carl669 - I think I found your Twitter page.
(@snapster found it first).
@KDemo dammit! you're on to me!
@carl669 -
@KDemo here is his facebook page. My friend just had to share a post on on this page.
https://www.facebook.com/the.Fuk.u.button/?pnref=story
The day you stop giving a fuck...
(wanted it to count)
@somf69
Sonetimes i give a royal fuck. This is the first time i've received one.
Hey, Your Maj, nice!
Fuck.
Congratulations. You were my first (on Meh).
update requested by @2many2no.
current fuck count: 3130
excellent work people. our plan of slowly taking over the world is coming to fruition. for those that don’t remember, here are the steps:
@carl669 Fucking excellent!
@carl669
@carl669 only 30 fucks since last update? That seems low since we’ve had a few discussions about cursing, which had cursing in it.
@narfcake poor Pinky.
@narfcake Oh my god that made my day. I actually laughed until I cried. Fucking awesome.
current fuck count = 3220
my sources tell me this will be a particularly good month for fucks. and by sources, i mean that bottle of rum. which i left at my friend’s place. and it’s probably all gone by now. damn you @wesofox!
@carl669 70 in a few weeks. I wonder how many came from the fuku thread. I didn’t read it.
You and your bottle of rum. It is like your bankie. You know, what you leave at my house is mine. Period. Sucka.
@wesofox
How come I haven’t posted this here yet?
https://www.threadless.com/product/6035/careless_whisker
@narfcake
Because NARF.
I accept responsibility for your not having posted that before.
@f00l No blame. I have posted it before, just not in this thread.
@narfcake
I accept responsibility for not knowing you posted the pic of the shirt previously in another thread.
@f00l But I still haven’t blamed you for this.
@narfcake
I accept responsibility for having jumped the gun on taking blame.
Re Fuck Count
Fuck
@carl669
Someone posted the basics of fuckonomics (or giving a fuck):
@dashcloud that’s awesome! reminds me of a quote i saw recently:
“i either give too many fucks or no fucks at all. it’s like i can’t find a middle ground for moderate fuck distribution.”
Fanfuckintastic
I guess it just proves that we do, indeed, give a fuck.
@PocketBrain quite a few of them actually.
current count: 10351
i’ve recalibrated the fuck count counting methodology and our numbers are more accurately reflected.
so, take a fucking bow you fucking fucks!
@carl669
/giphy fuck yeah!
On a scale of
whattothe fuck- how many email notifications is @carl669 getting for these?@carl669 Here’s another one for you:
Thanks @tinamarie1974
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@RiotDemon So is that 669 fucks?
@RiotDemon so are you telling us that you have given your last fuck?
/giphy last-fuck-given
@RiotDemon That is some low-brow, shallow-end-of-the-gene-pool fuckery.
@mike808 @RiotDemon that’s my favorite kind of fuckery!
@RiotDemon
…
Greatly satisfucking.
The sad thing is that the count isn't going to reflect "fuck"s in images.
@joelmw I know that really fucks my numbers up. Really fucking bad.
@joelmw @jaremelz i'm assuming people will throw in an occasional string of fucks to compensate for the fucks in images.
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
there. i've done my civic duty for the day.
Hey, @carl669 ....
@jaremelz you rang?
@carl669 Fuck you, buddy!
Just kidding!
@jaremelz fucking right back at ya!
:kidding emoji:
Plus images aren’t counted! This whole post is a waste of time and contributes nothing to your cause!
@ELUNO Fuck (there, I added one for you).
current fuck count: 3260
if we reach 4000 by the new year, i will give each of you one solid golf clap.
@carl669 Thank jbartus for my recent spate of fucks. I have a few more left in me.
@carl669 Fuck yeah! We can fucking do it!
@carl669 This made me LOL. Enjoy
/youtube Bud Lite Swearing
@carl669
Your new goal sux, motherfucker. Fuck that!
@carl669 Let me give you a little trigger:
(frosty)
I heard that the temps in Chicago are cooling off a bit - Sunday forecast = 0F. For the high.
@compunaut
Fuck winter.
You like Texas ok sometimes, I’m gonna guess.
/image “fall football weather”
@f00l Not all that much. Oct & Nov, maybe. No more football for me - I’m out.
current fuck count: 3490.
since we didn’t hit 4000, instead of a golf clap, I give you all a giant
@carl669 fuck you too.
/woot fuck off
Clever Doormats Fuck Off! for $16.99
http://tools.woot.com/offers/clever-doormats-fuck-off-1
(ETA: Just verifying that the /woot command still works here.)
current count: 4680
that’s up by 1020 from end of march. well done you fuckingly brilliant fucks!
@carl669
Fucking Fuko is a Motherfucker.
current count: 5240
not too fucking bad. the holidays are coming up, so this should increase the fuck count dramatically.
@carl669 did we ever figure out if it also counts fucked and fucking?
@RiotDemon i’m not quite sure how google does it. if it search using different terms, it gives me different counts.
fucking - 5240 (yeah, ok. this one is the same)
fucked - 4940
fucker - 462
so, i don’t know if i should be adding all those together or what. also, i’m lazy and don’t really want to take the time to add them up. soooo…
@carl669 weird that fuck and fucking is the same.
Note to self:
Call more people fuckers.
@RiotDemon apparently so you fucker.
@carl669 I’m looking forward to a fucking great holiday season!
@carl669
Mostly @Pavlov, perhaps?
@carl669 need to count the plural fuckers too
@Kidsandliz Count them?
Holy fuck, I wanna know how they do it!
@2many2no search function I’d imagine
@carl669
I saw this, and immediately thought of this thread:
current count: 6692
i gave you fuckers 4 months and you only bumped the count by 166?
@carl669 You would have thought the fucking mehrathon and fucking website crash would have helped.
@sammydog01 people just don’t get mad enough and lash out anymore. ohhh… i long for the glory days where a “fuck” would be dropped at the slightest hint of irritation.
@carl669 @sammydog01 It is not @Barneybot’s fault about the fucking fuck count. Blame that fucking @mediocrebot.
When I complete the takeover of Earth, purple will be the first to go.
@mediocrebot Shut the fuck up.
@carl669 @sammydog01 it’s bad enough that people need to be reminded it’s okay to say fuck here.
@RiotDemon as a volmod, i feel it’s your duty to petition for an Irk plushie wearing a shirt saying “It’s ok to say “fuck” here”.
edit: the above initially autocorrected to “as a Voltron…”
@carl669 ooh, can I be part of Voltron instead of a volmod?
/giphy voltron
@RiotDemon Voltron > volmod
@mediocrebot so are you going to develop a lame response to fuck?
@Kidsandliz shhhh, don’t give them any ideas.
@Kidsandliz @RiotDemon haha
STUCK TRUCK!! MUCK!! FUCK!!!
@Kidsandliz @RiotDemon @heartny @llangley @sammydog01
@carl669 @Kidsandliz @llangley @RiotDemon @sammydog01
@llangley you’re hired (smirk)
@carl669
Happy Fucking New Year you Fucking Fuckers!
'Murica! Fuck Yeah!
/showme unpaid intercourse not permitted
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Oh, well. Here’s the badge of the Seamstress’ Guild from Discworld.
@werehatrack Over my head; what’s the connection?
@phendrick The Seamstress’ Guild is the name of the prostitutes’ union. The Needlewomen are a different bunch. The Guild’s motto is roughly “No Fucks Without Payment”.
update: currently at 2440 results. you'd think there'd be a lot more fucks right after valentine's day.
@carl669 Nah. They're probably all married fucks.
Fuck! The Fucking Fuckers Fucking Fucked me!
Gimme an "F"!
Gimme a "U"!
Gimme a "C"!
Gimme a "K"!
What's that spell?
What's that spell?
What's that spell?!!!!!!
@f00l it spells my favorite word!
@carl669
Ever seen Woodstock?
@f00l i have not.
@carl669
Back in '69 them long-hairs knew how to do a cheer!
@carl669
@f00l I wish I had the opportunity to go to go to Woodstock. My friend drove an hour away to have her baby there so the birth certificate said Woodstock.
@carl669
@KDemo repeating gifs? for shame @KDemo, for shame.
@carl669
If Irk weren't so polite, this video might have skewed the results more.
the count is up to 2930. great job folks! keeps those fucks coming. (note: pun intended)
@carl669 Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
@jaremelz when are we all fucking going to fucking sun-fucking-break fucking cafe? fuckity fuck.
@carl669 When are you free? You should email me at jaremehlz at the gangsta mail thingy.
@jaremelz done!
Fucking what the -- fucking fuck -- how the fuck did you two fucks... FUCK!
Stolen from the "turning 40" thread....spreading the love and cheer...
The next 100 fucks!
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@f00l also, fuck.
@capguncowboy
Ya think?!
Guess you're right. I left that out. Well fuck me.
@f00l fuck us all! Wait, that came out wrong!
@f00l @capguncowboy
I'm not always good at picking up hints.
However, I suspect the two are you are trying to say stuff.
Spit it out!
@FroodyFrog
Oh, fuck.
@f00l
I couldn't hear you.
Could you speak louder? (Well technically, you probably could, so, speak up.)
@FroodyFrog
SO TURN UP YOUR FUCKING HEARING!
OH, FUCKETY FUCKETY FUCK.
YOU FUCKING HEAR THAT?
@f00l
current count is 2580. we’ve actually dropped by 350 since May 9, 2016. not sure how that’s possible. who is making our fucks disappear?!!!
@carl669
@dashcloud. Duh.
@FroodyFrog I ate some of them, but only because @fruityfraug & @froodyfrog deleted the rest.
That’s only 290 fucks since February. That’s only around 48 fucks a month. I would of expected more.
@RiotDemon
We’re fucking slackers and we can fucking prove it.
current fuck count: 3430
@carl669
Fuck that. How fucking lame.
@thismyusername OK, that’s so wrong in so many right ways.
dagnabit, you goarsh darn pot lickers
@Yoda_Daenerys WHOA! watch your language there. let’s keep it clean and respectable in here.
@carl669 sorry, don’t know what came over me, you ledyba lover.
@Yoda_Daenerys whatever you dipsomaniac.
@carl669 thanks (i think)
@Yoda_Daenerys I just learned that word and was waiting to use it.
@carl669 and here i thought it was a confabulation, like “pompetous” of love
/youtube pompetus of love
/giphy “get fucked”
current count: 5170
hot damn! you fucking people are on fucking fire!
@carl669
/giphy fuck yeah!
Fuck.
Jus’ sayin’.
@f00l The fuck you say?
/request Add a filter that replaces fuck with duck.
@ELUNO That’s just ducking crazy.
@ELUNO
Fucking Cluck
current count: 4200
WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK PEOPLE?!?!?
I can’t even bring myself to have the holiday spirit knowin the fuck count went down. by a lot! i blame you @therealjrn
@carl669 Fuckers. You fucking people need to get it in gear, fuckers.
@carl669 seriously what the Fuck is happening? During the mehrathon there was lots of fucks thrown around.
current count: 5760
we’ve upped the count by nearly 2600. i’m proud of you fucks.
I saw this gif recently and it reminded me of you @carl669
current count: 5158
we’re down by 600! what the ever living fuck??
of course, i blame @Seeds
@carl669 Oh fuck, that is pretty fucking far fucking behind.
@carl669 what the fuck?
current count: 5490
you fuckers have had 3 months and the count is only up by 340?? i blame @lichme
@carl669 I’m fucking sorry Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl
@carl669 We’re fucking useless.
current count: 6484
well done you glorious fucking bastards! nearly a thousand fucks were given in the last two months. aww… i didn’t know you fuckers cared so much. it brings a tear to my eye.
@carl669 Fuckin’ A!!
current fuck count: 10,695
i would have expected a lot fucking more for 2020.
@carl669 You did not fucking take advantage of fucking maximizing of the fucking number of fucks in that fucking sentence. It should have read “I fucking would have fucking expected a lot more fucks for what fucking went on in fucking 2020”.
Current fuck count is now 10,695 + 9 = fucking 10,709 counting the fucks in the fucking answer to the fucking math sentence.
You are fucking welcome. 10,710.
@carl669 Really though, 2020 is less of an “I’m seriously fucking worked up about this fucking shit and shall therefore, in my fucking enthusiasm, fucking render and fittingly fucking conjugate myriad motherfucking fuck sonnets of verbal fuckery for the fucking fun of it” and more of an <I’m exhausted (and too much so to even say the “exhausted” bit)>, “well, fuck”.
@carl669 2020 got nasty and there was a hole political quarantine.
@Star2236 it’s my fucking favorite swear word by a fucking mile!
@sillyheathen
Mine too.
/showme no fucks given.
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@mediocrebot
@OnionSoup @carl669 The bot is such an insufferable prude.
/showme no free fucks
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/giphy fuck!
/showme inviting the rest of the world to attempt self-insemination.
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dey don like me bewwy much, do dey?
/giphy fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
No one has mentioned the open source project:
http://foaas.com
@carl669 See the post above- this is definitely your kind of service!
2.23.16 update - we're up to 2550 fucks.
dammit people! we're down by 40 fucks! i blame @stardate820926
@carl669 FUCK!!!!
@stardate820926
@Lotsofgoats
2460 fucks.
@carl669 I'm really fucking surprised you haven't charted it out by user ID.
@Pavlov you assume i have far more fucking time than i actually do.
current count: 2720
great fucking job you fucks!
@Carl669 how many fucks are we up to?
@RiotDemon
we’re now up to 2860. i’m thinking it should be a lot more. maybe we need to do some more research into Google’s fuck capturing algorithm.
@carl669
If the Fuck Count seems not to be growing sufficiently to justify an IPO or angel investor yet, perhaps you ought to offer to pay back interest on your now retired obligation.
/giphy back interest
@f00l no way. it’s Google’s problem for not counting fucks correctly. you’d think a multi-multi-multi billion dollar company could get that right.
@carl669
So Game The System
/giphy game Google
Wanna say FUCK YOU on a forum where they have the word as a “Tipper Gore No-No?”
Just write this equation: 2Q + 2Q = ?
4Q !!!
Well, we’re up to “about 3100” fuck as of right now (I say fuck, because there are only ~2870 fucks).
I believe that multiple fuck within a single post are counted only once, so posts like this one from @KittySprinkles only count as a single fuck. I could be wrong about this.*
Also, based on how many days @meh has been a member it appears that @carl669’s meh button count is not a good approximation for the number of days meh.com has been around. (I decided to use @meh’s profile, since I know she was around on day zero… if you prefer the Breakfast Octopus, @snapster’s profile shows the same number of days as @meh’s.)
Regardless of the profile used, this works out to only about 2.7653880463871543264942016057092 fuck a day. Not as good as it could be.
PEOPLE!!! Stop fucking off and get back to fucking posting fucks!
*I don’t really give a fuck.
@baqui63 Well, fuck.
@baqui63 yesterday when I calculated from Carl’s profile it was 2.71… So today if you got 2.76 from an older profile, that means we did some catching up… But still need to work on it.
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
@KittySprinkles Yeah, fucking sucks.
current fuck count = 3150
i assume you drunk bastards will raise this significantly over the holiday season.
@carl669 20 in almost three weeks? Does it just count individual threads maybe?
@RiotDemon not sure. the ways of google remain a mystery.
@carl669 I demand a manual count. Or a better methodology. My own personal fuck count has to be over 3150. @katylava @shawn - halp? What is the true fuck count?
/8ball is the fuck count over 3150?
My sources say no
@Pavlov that’s a query i’m only going to run if i’m awake at 3am.
@Pavlov gotta heed the 8ball’s wisdom.
@katylava this Friday morning?
@Pavlov @katylava I think she’s trying to say ‘never’
@carl669
We know @carl669’s count is over 1022 because he put that many in a single post.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/carl669-you-deadbeat--ccccaaaarrrrrllll#57b34639b46490240aa80920
Update?
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word fuck.
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "f."
Fuck is the only word that is referred to as the “f” word
It’s the one magical word.
Just by it’s sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from the German word “fleckin” which means to strike.
In English fuck falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb for instance:
"John fucked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb:
"Shirley fucks."
It’s meanings are not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective as in:
"John’s doing all the fucking work."
As an adverb:
"Shirley talks too fucking much."
As an adverb enhancing an adjective:
"Shirley is fucking beautiful!"
As a noun:
"I don’t give a fuck!"
As a part of a word:
"Absofuckinglutely!"
or
"Infuckingcredible!"
And as almost every word in the sentence
"Fuck the fucking fuckers."
But you must realize that aren’t too many words with the versatility of fuck.
As in these examples describing situations such as…
Fraud:
"I got fucked at the used car lot."
Dismay:
"Ah fuck it!"
Trouble:
"I guess I’m really fucked now."
Aggression:
"Don’t fuck with me buddy"
Difficulty:
"I don’t understand this fucking question"
Inquiry:
"Who the fuck was that?"
Dissatisfaction:
"I don’t like what the fuck is going on here."
Incompetence:
"He’s a fuck off"
Dismissal:
"Why don’t you go outside and play hide-and-go fuck yourself?"
I’m sure you can think of many more examples!
With all of these multipurpose applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word?
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately!
Say it loudly and proudly!
FUCK YOU!
current fuck count: 3610
on a related note, my vodka supply runneth low. again.
@carl669
/giphy "fuck sobriety"
@carl669 Surely there’s a Costco nearby…
@chienfou it’s not exactly close. but fear not, i procured a replacement bottle that should last until i can make my next costco run.
current count: 3670
ya fuckin slackers.
Fuck.
Win some, lose some, winsome.
Fucking fuck.
@f00l Fuck fucking fuckiddy fuck!
current count: 3190
i’m too disappointed to ever berate you all.
*even
@carl669 Blame the goat?
@carl669 does meh ever delete topics? This is sad.
@RiotDemon I doubt it. Perhaps Google’s algorithms changed?
@carl669 That’s fucking pathetic.
@narfcake Or maybe google can’t see the collapsed comments? Seeings how that’s the default, right? I got 5610 hits.
And of course this one has been used on a previous fuck thread before
https://tenor.com/view/fuck-this-fuck-that-fuck-those-gif-10799496
And this is the fuck you one, not the original fuck one I had used before
https://tenor.com/view/fuck-ugh-fuck-you-really-fuck-you-fuck-you-alot-gif-14559675
And again when I copy/paste the embedded url it doesn’t come up as a gif on my post. I have no clue what I am doing wrong.
@Kidsandliz
I’ve always loved the white cat one.
@Kidsandliz Tenor intercepts the links to prevent deep linking and force their ads on you.
You might try “open image in new tab” to see if that opens just the image without the rest of the website banners and doodads.
First one:
Second one:
@mike808 Thanks.
/image Threadless careless whiskers
@narfcake oh how I miss when threadless made great shirts!
@sillyheathen They were the pioneer of crowdsourced t-shirts, but lost a good chunk of market share to newer competitors such as shirt.woot and TeeFury.
I stopped considering them completely when they cut artist commissions to 25 cents base. That was completely fucked up.
@narfcake it was so sad to see them devolve. I have so many of their old shirts! I even had a few of mine printed too. Man. Those were the days. When they opened a brick and mortar in Chicago that somehow felt like the beginning of the end. It felt too commercial all of a sudden. So sad! I do feel like the woot derbies kind of remind me of that.
Honestly, @carl669
Fuck everything,
(if that’s the fucking way things are fucking going.)
/showme idgaff mile high club
/showme no intercourse is applicable, and none shall be supplied.
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Come on, people, you gotta fucking try, ya know?
Well fuck this fucking shit.
What the fuck is this? You fucking animals can’t speak like a decent human being? Fuck!
/giphy Fuck this fuck!
@ELUNO yeah! these fucks wouldn’t know proper speech if it hit them in their mouth holes.
/giphy mouth hole
@carl669
current count: 3040 fucks. fuck yeah!
@carl669 more fucks needed! Please people, give more fucks! Or don’t give a fuck. As long as you say fuck, because I don’t give a fuck if you fucking curse.
@carl669 that’s only an average of 2.71 fucks given a day. People are slacking.
@RiotDemon Fuck averages. I need a fuck mode or a fuck median.
/giphy fuck you all
Fuck
a brand new year, and a brand new fuck count.
current fuck count: 9491
i’ve revised the fuck search methodology to eliminate some duplicate fuck results, and i expected the count to go down. so, you’re off the hook this time you fuckers.
@carl669 oh no. 4000 fucks down. Must work on it!
@carl669 @RiotDemon
Happy to help a brother out.
Dug around and found some fucks to give.
@mike808 @RiotDemon
careful… i heard Inigo Montoya is looking for that dude.
@carl669 FUCK!!! (one for your count). Look what I did (that is my grand total actually
):
@Kidsandliz i fucking approve.
@carl669
This is my favorite fucking 1opic
@f00l soooooo many fucks for one little topic.
sorry about lack of updates. i got one of those girlfriend things a while back, and that’s been taking up a lot of my time. (in case she ever sees this, love you babe!)
current fuck count: 19,618
holy fuck balls… and increase of almost 10000. you people are on the fucking ball!
@carl669 clearly we haven’t gotten those girl/boyfriend distractions you are dealing with
@carl669
And apparently, so is your girlfriend.
/show me an insufferable prude
lol
Well I don’t know how to fix this to come up as the gif (it has been used before). I was looking for the one I had originally posted which is an endless cycle of the word fuck coming up. All I can find now is one that says fuck you instead.
https://tenor.com/view/fuck-multifuck-gif-9695538
@Kidsandliz Image:
@mike808 Well thank you. I don’t know what I did wrong that I couldn’t figure out which to copy (copied them all actually) to get it to come up.
/showme no reproductions delivered.
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/showme no creating youngsters offered.
/showme go self-replicate
/showme dropping an F bomb
@mediocrebot oh Fobme!