Can you all stop selling speakers and video cameras, please?
5That is all.
I don't pay $5 a month for the opportunity to buy a new shitty bluetooth speaker every three days.
I pay $5 a month for the opportunity to ignore whatever knife du jour you're hawking.
More tools and useful things, please!
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Bluetooth speaker knives, coming up!
@djslack I'm only interested in Bluetooth speaker knife watches, thank you very much.
@jciatti I have enough watches. Earrings or a necklace bluetooth speaker knives would be useful.
@lisaviolet you can expect one of those in a couple of months, now that we've gotten one of our first necklaces
This kickstarter LOVES speakers.
http://knivesandspeakerdocks.com
let us consult the mehcronomicon.
"For on the 12th day, the bearded one brought forth upon the world the speaker dock. And the people rejoiced. But then the discovery of boy bands was made and the tweens bonded their devices to the speaker docks. So, on the 15th day, the bearded one brought forth knives so the people could sort it out amongst themselves instead of whining, "Make it fucking stop!!". So say we all."
tl;dr "MOAR FRENCH HAWKS!"
I'm with jgoldshlag with the addition of earbuds.. omg, the earbuds!
short film idea.
scene: any dance club with strobes, fog machine, etc.
everyone is wearing earbuds and listening to whatever music they want. so, nobody's dancing to the same song. i'm assuming this will look like utter chaos.
cut in clips of the various songs people are listening to at the moment mixed in with various moments of silence.
the point of this: i have no idea.
the title: i'm open to suggestions. earbud nation?
@carl669 I think that was a Google commercial.
@hallmike dammit! they stole my idea!
@hallmike I never understood that commercial. So people who can't jump in rhythm while flailing their arms, let alone dance, like Google's option of playing random music?
At the end of this month I'm cancelling my VMP. I wouldve done it last month but i was on vacation and forgot. The sales lately are garbage and i dont buy 2 things a month to warrant it.
@mypiesarepiff @unixrab will praise you.
@carl669 @mypiesarepiff
But keep selling kitchen stuff and remote control flying things plz.
Yes, please. I get the feeling that you only have ties into the knife, mug, and Bluetooth accessories markets, but I'd love to see objects outside that range. Indoor hydroponics kits (for tomatoes, you jerks.) Pots and pans. Pillows.
@madamehardy pillows, eh?
@carl669 I bought them. And the record player, too.
Oh, whoops, I assumed everybody could read my mind. Throw pillows.
@madamehardy
Pots, pans, and pillows...... Don't forget the Damn pillows! Maybe a pot of prickly pens?
@wshunter05 Porcupine-posterior purses.
Ahem. The speaker portion of The Experiment is far from over. Have you seen the enticing possibilities?
I refer @jgoldshlag to the VMP dissertation:
VMP 101
And also:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/this-is-why-i-dont-buy-vmp#5521968db03199c8081bf13a
@unixrab You're on a roll with thread necroing there- and how did you dodge getting VMP for your cheese recipe?
@dashcloud lol & yes dodged another bullet!
If you can get the rest of the world to stop wanting these things, they will stop selling them. Do your part, @jgoldshlag. Do your part.
The only speaker that will get me to turn VMP back on is the following because @JonT gave me one free and I like it so much I've felt guilty for over a year. I want to pay for one. (JBL OnBeat Mini, the larger one)
@RedOak if I could I'd give you more stars! That's the solidarity that we need! Give us speaker docks or give us death!
I agree. If this keeps up, I'll go to sleep earlier.
That being said, my X-Mini Max Stereo Speakers arrived today. Thanks, Meh.
OK, I'm running out of Ziploc bags.
It's time to sell them again.
@2many2no
Quart size here please!
Amen brother preach on. What the f is this site becomingbwoot.speakers and shitty Bluetooth devices.com
@msujp "becoming"?
They've sold speaker docks, speakers, and speaker-like products from day one. Perhaps the issue is market saturation with bluetooth speakers?
@msujp also, it's ok to say fuck. actually, we fucking appreciate it as it fucking adds to the fucking fuck count.
@carl669
I personally enjoy that f*ing word! I mean, what the Fuck? And I kinda like speakers too!
@jgoldshlag
Forgive me but I think what you meant, and please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.- Why aren't there more speaker docks! Shitty Bluetooth speakers will not do! I need a place to put my new iPhone (fill in model here, guessing 6s or SE) to charge while listening to music. Bluetooth speakers don't cut it for me I want to be tethered to the speaker to not run down my battery! Give me speaker docks or give me death!
If that is what you wanted to say then I say yes totally... Well mostly agree with you. @moose where are the speaker docks?!?!? I am having withdrawals so much that I'm literally trying to put words in other meh users mouths! I'm like a speaker dock junkie that has run out of his fix and is now looking to find a radioshack to raid. Don't leave me hanging on the slight hope of speaker dock resurgence. I'm sure @hollboll is very happy that I'm not emailing about broken speaker docks and the lack of white ones (to match the phone nothing else the black ones match the desk. It's just a personal preference.) but come on man. Woot has been giving me more docks recently than you. Also they've put a weapons ban at work so I can't get my knives shipped there. So I'd be happy with speakerdocksnotknives :).
Thank you
Oh and for all you tl;dr losers
Where have all the speaker docks gone?!?
They were my mainstay here at meh.
@sohmageek Guess what I picked up for forty bucks at the thrift store.
Jealous?
@sammydog01 YES... IS that 30 pin or Lightning? I forgot what kind of devices you had also... I think you were looking for 30 pin....
@sohmageek It's a 30 pin but I have my Amazon Dot hooked up to the aux in. The dock actually swivels in so the front is flat which is really nice. The battery is dead though.
How do you feel about pearl necklaces?
@thekenya ditto
@thekenya definitely depends on the mood at the moment...
Isn't the internet full of places that sell other things? You can go look somewhere else, you know.