@kdemo@zachdecker Oh, that’s a blast from the past! I got to disassemble theseandthese! Almost tempting to buy today’s bulbs for a little extra tinkery fun… (Almost).
My small Strim light recently failed, and I miss it. I used the light a lot, and everything else I have seems too bright now. I would consider these if they used a remote instead of a phone.
@narfcake That’s as far as I’ve seen as well. I found some really pricey ones that sync up to 8 a while back… but haven’t convinced myself to bite the bullet yet.
I was so close to buying but saw a review with somebody complaining they wouldn’t fit in their vanity lights, which is where I wanted to use them too. I don’t have anywhere else to put them either.
@Dweezle This is the same reason I am on the fence.
If they won’t fit in our bathroom vanity lights, I can’t use them to play fart noises when someone is in there.
In stereo.
Fuck. I bet these are awful. Let’s hear it for mediocrity. These first three days of April have me thinking that Meh. is back. Oh please let there be knives and odd flavored candies later this week.
Lumens to watts table
Lumens Incandescent
LED
375 lm 25 W 6.23 W
600 lm 40 W 10 W
900 lm 60 W 15 W
1125 lm 75 W 18.75 W
1500 lm 100 W 25 W
2250 lm 150 W 37.5 W
3000 lm 200 W 50 W
Purchased for my almost 17 year old with not so high standards for sound delivery. Now can have it in the bathroom (maybe it seems according to you guys) and in his room. I’m sure my ex-husband and his new wife will be so happy I sent this up to him.
@LovelyLadyBumps
I have one of these in my bathroom. Wish I would’ve bought more. Today’s my day. They’re louder than I thought, so hopefully you’ll be pleasantly surprised.
Fair enough. I have a small covered porch with two builder grade, downward facing, open bottom wall lanterns, so they’ll be pretty well protected. These might be nice for cocktail hour, rather than bringing the little speaker I have on the kitchen counter out (and hoping it’s charged). I’m less concerned about using the light feature, since we don’t use the lights as it is, lest we want to attract all the bugs that we pray will stay swarming around the neighbor’s lit up front door.
I’ve been running into an annoying issue where I can try to use one media app with the speakers and another app starts to play.
Sometimes I just have to keep closing out of the unwanted app. Other times the wanted apps audio just won’t play on the speakers at all but the unwanted app will play over the speakers.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
2x Lightbulb speakers
Pictures
Lights and phone
Lights
One light
App
Lighting
App!
Listen to stuff in stereo!
I’m asking the questions here!
Price Comparison
$57.13 at Amazon
Warranty
90 Day ION Audio
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Nov 10 - Monday, Nov 14
Speak up bright idea
Sounds great but where am I supposed to put my light bulb?
@norman8 for maximum storage life, keep them in the fridge, but not within a foot of any batteries.
@j8048188 @norman8
/giphy truly you have a dizzying intellect
Wattage of the speakers please?
@mellowirishgent The speakers make the noiseage. That’s watt.
@mellowirishgent if you check the specs and read the .pdf, you see that many lanuages are used.
wait, watt?
How am I supposed to know if I want this light bulb speaker until I’ve seen someone take it apart?
@zachdecker I miss the days of meh people disassembling things and showing that as the final photo…
@zachdecker - Calling @brhfl! Do you still have those Strim Light photos?
@kdemo @zachdecker Oh, that’s a blast from the past! I got to disassemble these and these! Almost tempting to buy today’s bulbs for a little extra tinkery fun… (Almost).
@brhfl @zachdecker - Hmmm. Wonder if @dave would step up?
My small Strim light recently failed, and I miss it. I used the light a lot, and everything else I have seems too bright now. I would consider these if they used a remote instead of a phone.
Thanks @dave & @kdemo… Guess you’ll get to see the innards soon enough, @zachdecker!
/giphy melancholy-physical-chimpanzee
@dave - You are SO COOL!!
@brhfl - So are you!
Let there be light!
Acutally,
Let there be light components!
Do the lights have colors to match my synesthesia?
@hchavers - I have a version of that. Some letter and word associations.
I’m Tom Hank’s in the movie Big…“I don’t get it…”
@mehliana I’d rather be Tom Hanks in Big when he was touching Elizabeth Perkins’ boob.
@mehliana @zachdecker Yeah, nothing says fun like a grown adult woman hooking up with a child that happens to look like a man.
/giphy well that ain’t right
@TheMonkeyKing … awright… way to go, big guy… put it here… unnnh… don’t leave me hangin’… well…
(cough, cough) asshole… (spits).
Reading the reviews on Amazon, it seems these have issues working in stereo. Which is probably why they’re here …
@narfcake That’s the only reason why I want these
And I want like 8 of them to sync up together too!
@luvche21 Reading more into them, they can only sync a pair.
Maybe.
@narfcake That’s as far as I’ve seen as well. I found some really pricey ones that sync up to 8 a while back… but haven’t convinced myself to bite the bullet yet.
What next? Speaker docks in pet leashes that also light up and flash?
@Kidsandliz With spinners.
Decent.
I was so close to buying but saw a review with somebody complaining they wouldn’t fit in their vanity lights, which is where I wanted to use them too. I don’t have anywhere else to put them either.
Damnit.
@Dweezle This is the same reason I am on the fence.
If they won’t fit in our bathroom vanity lights, I can’t use them to play fart noises when someone is in there.
In stereo.
/giphy cute-soggy-duck
good price for a pair.
/buy
@zachdecker It worked! Your order number is: nebulous-primo-jupiter
/image nebulous primo jupiter
@mediocrebot @zachdecker AWESOME! I love all those words
320 lumens is NOT equivalent to a 60watt bulb. A normal 60 watt bulb (or its LED equivalent) puts out 800 lumens.
@kbaum17
/giphy math is hard
@kbaum17 or you can say that 320 luminous flux in lumens is equal to 21.333333333 power results in watts. Hmmmmm…
@kbaum17 but if you double it (x 2 lightbulbs) you get 42.666666666, which is closer to 60w, making “them” a little less not correct.
@kbaum17 @SaraHannah It is very close to the light output of a burned out 60W bulb though.
Fuck. I bet these are awful. Let’s hear it for mediocrity. These first three days of April have me thinking that Meh. is back. Oh please let there be knives and odd flavored candies later this week.
/butt
Just ordered… seems like it’d take any old back yard and put it threw the roof. I just have to find that switch to turn it on.
" I THINK THAT’S “SWEET HOME ALABAMA.” OR AT LEAST THE OPENING CORDS OR “SWEET HOME ALABAMA” OVER AND OVER AGAIN. WAIT, WHERE WAS I SAYING?"
NORMALLY SONGS DON’T HAVE CORDS BUT MU- wait why am I yelling? …but musical lamps could certainly have corded chords. Or chorded cords!
@ryanbruce These are cordless. Bluetooth duh.
@Zebenite Ah, but a lamp would have a cord. Not so much a ceiling light, but a lamp would.
*I just wanted to say chorded cord ok
BUT THEY USED THE WRONG FORM OF THERE/THEIR/THEY’RE?!? HOW CAN MEH BE TRUSTED?
Just kidding. But still meh.
after buying the smart light bulbs and plugs from MEH awhile back, I’m not buying anything without google assistant…
@fastharry
Hey Google, buy that thing on MEH today.
Time to fire your copy editor:
“…as their might be some sound overflow.”
Thought someone might want to know.
@TheCraiggers Your fourth bullet point has a “forth” instead of “fourth”. We see you over there in your glass house.
If only these were full spectrum things you could run as bug lights. With podcasts!
@neveraging Ooh, I like that idea. You should send an email to the Ion Audio guy that must be an inlaw of @dave.
There are perfect to gas light someone.
Can you set up each one to play something different around the house?
/giphy distinct-derelict-crayon
25 watt incandescent equivalent. Too dim to use.
Lumens to watts table
Lumens Incandescent
LED
375 lm 25 W 6.23 W
600 lm 40 W 10 W
900 lm 60 W 15 W
1125 lm 75 W 18.75 W
1500 lm 100 W 25 W
2250 lm 150 W 37.5 W
3000 lm 200 W 50 W
Purchased for my almost 17 year old with not so high standards for sound delivery. Now can have it in the bathroom (maybe it seems according to you guys) and in his room. I’m sure my ex-husband and his new wife will be so happy I sent this up to him.
/giphy irreverent-unlikely-lager
@LovelyLadyBumps
I have one of these in my bathroom. Wish I would’ve bought more. Today’s my day. They’re louder than I thought, so hopefully you’ll be pleasantly surprised.
“Do not expose to water”
Fair enough. I have a small covered porch with two builder grade, downward facing, open bottom wall lanterns, so they’ll be pretty well protected. These might be nice for cocktail hour, rather than bringing the little speaker I have on the kitchen counter out (and hoping it’s charged). I’m less concerned about using the light feature, since we don’t use the lights as it is, lest we want to attract all the bugs that we pray will stay swarming around the neighbor’s lit up front door.
There are a disappointing amount of typos in that write up:
or instead of of
where instead what
year instead of hear
Not that I’m some staunch grammar dictator, but ya know.
@lasdeauna
Im not shure its there folt…
@lasdeauna plus the aforementioned their fiasco…
@chienfou
…their fiasco… ? ?
Forgive me. I’m on spring break and I’m not really firing on all cylinders.
@lasdeauna …see several comments above yours…
No, no, no…! I do not want loose musical notes falling down on my head or into my food.
Can I control it with Alexa?
/buy
@ManBehindPlan It worked! Your order number is: motionless-ruddy-cheddar
/image motionless ruddy cheddar
I hate that this is the one site I remember my log in and pass!
Im going to hide mine in the lamps…pretend Im not home and have “God” speak to my teenager.
I’ve been running into an annoying issue where I can try to use one media app with the speakers and another app starts to play.
Sometimes I just have to keep closing out of the unwanted app. Other times the wanted apps audio just won’t play on the speakers at all but the unwanted app will play over the speakers.
I haven’t run into this with any other speakers.
Sometimes both work but mostly just one.