Zing Go Go Remote Control Flying Bird

  • Super easy to fly and will automatically avoid obstacles (for the most part)
  • Includes 2 rechargeable batteries so you can always have one charging to keep the fly-time going
  • Here’s a promo video and here’s a more in-depth video review
  • People seem to actually like it
  • Favorite soda: RC Go-Gola
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Easier Than The Alternative

BUYING THIS ZING GO GO RC BIRD VS. CATCHING A BIRD AND INSTALLING MIND-CONTROL TECHNOLOGY TO FLY IT AROUND: Pros & Cons


Buying this Zing Go Go RC Bird

Pros:

  • 6-axis sensor, autonomous obstacle avoidance, and a simple intuitive control make it easy and fun to play with.
  • 2 lithium-ion batteries that only need 20 minutes to recharge, so you can keep one charging at all times; that way, you’ll always have some power to fly your bird around!
  • Easy to acquire: all you need to do is buy it from us and wait for it to arrive.
  • Bird looks colorful and tropical.

Cons:

  • Costs money.
  • Less likely to win you major science awards and grants than the mind-control option.
  • Bird’s eyes lacks the shimmering void-like quality of a real bird’s.

Catching a bird and installing mind-control technology to fly it around

Pros:

  • While initial research and development might be time-consuming and costly, money could come back to you in the form of lucrative military contracts.
  • The birds themselves are free, and softer than RC birds too.
  • Feel like a god.

Cons:

  • Again, gonna take a lot of time and money, and if those military contracts don’t come in… yikes!
  • Regionally-limited plumage options.
  • Certain options such as Blue Jays, Cardinals, and Baltimore Orioles may infuriate fans of rival baseball teams.
  • No rechargeable power options; birds must be fed a steady diet of seed to keep flying.
  • Will poop.

Conclusion: While it might be appealing to capture a bird and install mind-control technology, we feel the risks outweigh the potential positives, and therefore suggest you buy the Zing Go Go RC Bird.

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