Zing Go Go Remote Control Flying Bird
Our Take
- Super easy to fly and will automatically avoid obstacles (for the most part)
- Includes 2 rechargeable batteries so you can always have one charging to keep the fly-time going
- Here’s a promo video and here’s a more in-depth video review
- People seem to actually like it
- Favorite soda: RC Go-Gola
Easier Than The Alternative
BUYING THIS ZING GO GO RC BIRD VS. CATCHING A BIRD AND INSTALLING MIND-CONTROL TECHNOLOGY TO FLY IT AROUND: Pros & Cons
Buying this Zing Go Go RC Bird
Pros:
- 6-axis sensor, autonomous obstacle avoidance, and a simple intuitive control make it easy and fun to play with.
- 2 lithium-ion batteries that only need 20 minutes to recharge, so you can keep one charging at all times; that way, you’ll always have some power to fly your bird around!
- Easy to acquire: all you need to do is buy it from us and wait for it to arrive.
- Bird looks colorful and tropical.
Cons:
- Costs money.
- Less likely to win you major science awards and grants than the mind-control option.
- Bird’s eyes lacks the shimmering void-like quality of a real bird’s.
Catching a bird and installing mind-control technology to fly it around
Pros:
- While initial research and development might be time-consuming and costly, money could come back to you in the form of lucrative military contracts.
- The birds themselves are free, and softer than RC birds too.
- Feel like a god.
Cons:
- Again, gonna take a lot of time and money, and if those military contracts don’t come in… yikes!
- Regionally-limited plumage options.
- Certain options such as Blue Jays, Cardinals, and Baltimore Orioles may infuriate fans of rival baseball teams.
- No rechargeable power options; birds must be fed a steady diet of seed to keep flying.
- Will poop.
Conclusion: While it might be appealing to capture a bird and install mind-control technology, we feel the risks outweigh the potential positives, and therefore suggest you buy the Zing Go Go RC Bird.
