Product: 4-Pack: Would Aluminum Free Deodorant For Men
Model: WM-27945, WM-27956
Condition: New
Formulated with natural extracts and essential oils, this Barstool Sports men’s deodorant helps fight odor, keep skin dry, and provide lasting freshness throughout the day
Designed for active lifestyles, this deodorant delivers reliable protection to help you stay fresh and confident at work, the gym, or on the go
Free from aluminum, harsh chemicals, and metals, this natural deodorant offers gentle, skin-safe protection ideal for sensitive skin
The easy-to-use roll-on stick glides on smoothly for mess-free application whether at home, at the gym, or while traveling
@craigthom Yeah, but then in the smaller text, Meh claims that it will keep skin dry, implying it is an unadvertised antiperspirant.
I don’t know what to believe about this product.
First time seeing deodorant here, but just gonna say once upon a time I performed a truly scientific experiment to locate a product that didn’t irritate, inflame, or make my underarms crack and bleed. After perhaps a dozen tested products, I’ve been using Distilled Bath and Body/Pit Liquor for ten years and will never go back to another brand. With their edible (denatured vodka/whiskey) ingredients, I get a kick out of explaining to anybody why I bring spirits into my workplace, smell like thin mints, etc.
@phendrick@wooterondo People think they know a lot, then they come to tell everyone that they know a lot…when they actually know very little, and think people who say they know a lot actually do.
They end up getting mad at everyone who points it out, and lead a lonely life of “everyone else is wrong, not me”…
But I get it, it’s empowering thinking people believe what you’re saying, I guess.
" it’s denatured with something that makes it unfit for consumption."
I’m not sure why I like your comment so much, suprchunk… It could be because I’ve got a couple people in my life who truly think they know EVERYTHING! They’re a constant pain in the butt and not very fun to listen to. They’re a father and son duo and one of them constantly says he’s the smartest man in the world! And if it wasn’t for them being family I wouldn’t be involved. The things we do for love…
@mediocrebot@zippyus if he has to use a buffer/grinder to knock the crust off his pits makes me wonder what the heck he would use to clean his nether regions cat looks like he likes to live dangerously! YIKES!..LOL
@zippyus
/showme tryhard manly guy’s morning routine: applying barkeeper’s friend to his armpits with a milwaukee brand polisher. style of norman rockwell
@Kyeh
Depends.
Are they unionized or not?
Are they paid by the hour or by the job?
Were they hired by relatives (or in-laws) and any lawyers thereabouts?
I’m torn because very cheap, but let’s be real. This is just axe body spray for people with a finance degree, right? Anybody know if it smells unoffensive?
@OnionSoup yeah, it’s not antiperspirant. It’s not going to stop you sweating (or even try) it’s just going to try to mask the aroma with a (hopefully) less unpleasant aroma.
@IAMIS From AI: Does armpit sweat stain shirts or is it the antiperspirant?
Direct answer: Both — sweat and antiperspirant ingredients can cause the visible stains on shirts, but the common yellow “pit stain” is usually a chemical result of sweat reacting with aluminum in antiperspirants while white/crumbly marks come from deodorant residue.
Just using a deodorant doesn’t seem like it would contribute more to fabric staining.
If the Presidente of this company is known as Stool, than it’s only fitting that such a product be made to mitigate the reputation… but Would Would be stooly too?
/showme Boxer Logan Paul made of wood with a glass jaw using deodorant made of wood while in the middle of a fight against George Foreman dressed as a construction foreman
weird to sell this without providing the ingredient list. I found it for the Fresh Tracks variety here. I’m out bc i can’t stand artificial fragrance. Otherwise I would have gone for it.
In case they sell these again and anyone looks them up, they don’t work well. I usually use Humble deo, and tried these, and I stink by noon with both Golden Hour and Fresh Tracks.
Specs
Product: 4-Pack: Would Aluminum Free Deodorant For Men
Model: WM-27945, WM-27956
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$60.80 (for 4) at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Tuesday, May 19 - Thursday, May 21
Just for you, @stinks
Hmm worth a try. Wanting a cost friendly alt to Arm & Hammer natural…
@LJeAYsy4LoqxEC - @ $15 each i wouldn’t call it ‘cost friendly’, @ Amazon anyway
!! But here $3 each ain’t bad if ya smell bad!!
Deodorant for my WOOD??
Um … I’ll pass.
@MrGoodGuy not deodorant.
Should I know who or what Barstool is?
@PooltoyWolf Don’t worry about it.
@PooltoyWolf if it’s any solace, I have no idea either.
@zhicks1987 Okay then.
@PooltoyWolf A sports website/extended universe that appeals to the extremely bro-y set.
@highonpez “the extremely bro-y set.” == non-beta males.
@highonpez Thanks, sounds silly.
Not worth the temporary brainspace.
If it’s not an antiperspirant, it’s not ever going to have aluminum. That’s like advertising cholesterol-free grapes.
@craigthom and gluten free sugar
@craigthom Cholesterol -free grapes?
How’d you do it!? I assume it’s too much to ask that you lowered the sodium as well?
@craigthom Yeah, but then in the smaller text, Meh claims that it will keep skin dry, implying it is an unadvertised antiperspirant.
I don’t know what to believe about this product.
(why) Would a barstool brand deo dorant?
@pakopako IDK, maybe it’s a Beatrice thing.
Did you space the “deo dorant” on purpose? If yes, then I don’t get it.
@cfg83 @pakopako did the label space it on purpose?
@cfg83 @pakopako @rickjennings64 Maybe they want you to pronounce it “dayo-DOOR-ant”.
@pakopako @rickjennings64 @werehatrack Hmmmm …
/showme Dayo Door Ant
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Dayo Door Ant”
First time seeing deodorant here, but just gonna say once upon a time I performed a truly scientific experiment to locate a product that didn’t irritate, inflame, or make my underarms crack and bleed. After perhaps a dozen tested products, I’ve been using Distilled Bath and Body/Pit Liquor for ten years and will never go back to another brand. With their edible (denatured vodka/whiskey) ingredients, I get a kick out of explaining to anybody why I bring spirits into my workplace, smell like thin mints, etc.
@wooterondo I don’t know of any “denatured” alcohol that’s “edible” as that defeats the purpose.
@phendrick @wooterondo People think they know a lot, then they come to tell everyone that they know a lot…when they actually know very little, and think people who say they know a lot actually do.
They end up getting mad at everyone who points it out, and lead a lonely life of “everyone else is wrong, not me”…
But I get it, it’s empowering thinking people believe what you’re saying, I guess.
" it’s denatured with something that makes it unfit for consumption."
@phendrick @suprchunk @wooterondo
I’m not sure why I like your comment so much, suprchunk… It could be because I’ve got a couple people in my life who truly think they know EVERYTHING! They’re a constant pain in the butt and not very fun to listen to.
They’re a father and son duo and one of them constantly says he’s the smartest man in the world! 
And if it wasn’t for them being family I wouldn’t be involved. 
The things we do for love… 
So this is supposed to be a stinkin’ good deal. Right?
@Kidsandliz no, actually I think it’s supposed to be an anti-stinkin good deal…LOL
This feels like something that would work but make my armpits super itchy.
Sorry, Morning Wouldn’t.
/showme tryhard manly guy’s morning routine: applying barkeeper’s friend to his armpits with a milwaukee brand polisher. style of normal rockwell.
@zippyus Here’s the image you requested for “tryhard manly guys morning routine: applying barkeepers friend to his armpits with a milwaukee br…”
@mediocrebot @zippyus it’s mildly disturbing how on point most of this text is. At least the AI still doesn’t know how mirrors work.
@mediocrebot @zippyus if he has to use a buffer/grinder to knock the crust off his pits makes me wonder what the heck he would use to clean his nether regions
cat looks like he likes to live dangerously! YIKES!..LOL
@jsfs @zippyus
And, as 60’s movies and TV showed us, that will be what saves humanity.
@zippyus
/showme tryhard manly guy’s morning routine: applying barkeeper’s friend to his armpits with a milwaukee brand polisher. style of norman rockwell
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@mediocrebot
Okay, that’s just worse!
@Solitude007
I’m betting on a pressure washer, only because an angle grinder should be hard to fit in there.
@chienfou @mediocrebot What kind of madman checks off a task before it is complete?
@dijit27 @mediocrebot
I’m guessing maybe it’s a simple case of “the (extra) left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing”…
@mike808 I like to tell people that I don’t see or hear very well anymore but that I still smell pretty good for an old guy.
@mike808 @phendrick Are you sure you’re not just built upside-down? Your feet smell & your nose runs? (Sorry! An old “Dad-ism” from days gone by…
@mike808 @phendrick And do they at least give you a courtesy laugh?
@macromeh I think most don’t get the intended joke.
@mike808
Okay Mike… that one actually made me “laugh out loud”. Thanks!
Hmmm … Why would Would be called Would?
/showme Abbot and Costello talking about a baseball player named “would”.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Abbot and Costello talking about a baseball player named would.”
@mediocrebot Good job, have a ram chip.
/showme Anthropomorphized goat named cfg83 offering a bowl of RAM chips to mediocrebot
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Anthropomorphized goat named cfg83 offering a bowl of RAM chips to mediocrebot”
@cfg83 @mediocrebot We need some new good hitters, but if we should draft Would, could Would lay the wood good and would Would lay the wood good?
@cfg83 @phendrick
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
@mediocrebot @phendrick @Kyeh This is the Would.
/showme space knight in armor made of wood.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “space knight in armor made of wood.”
@cfg83 How much wood would Kerry Wood carry if Kerry Wood could carry wood?
@cfg83 @Kyeh @phendrick the woodChuck question is a good one to blame the May Goat!
@cfg83 @Kyeh @phendrick
As definitively establish by Douglas Adams in the 1970’s, the answer is 42.
@Kyeh
Depends.
Are they unionized or not?
Are they paid by the hour or by the job?
Were they hired by relatives (or in-laws) and any lawyers thereabouts?
@Kyeh
/youtube geico woodchuck commercial
I’m torn because very cheap, but let’s be real. This is just axe body spray for people with a finance degree, right? Anybody know if it smells unoffensive?
Would not work for me.
I need to sprinkle pure molten aluminum on my puts to do anything.
@OnionSoup
With a username like yours that doesn’t surprise me one bit!
Lol 
@OnionSoup yeah, it’s not antiperspirant. It’s not going to stop you sweating (or even try) it’s just going to try to mask the aroma with a (hopefully) less unpleasant aroma.
@OnionSoup I’m trying to decide if you meant “pits” or “putz”.
@macromeh
Not sure you want to “show me” that question!
Saw a few reviews saying it stained shirts. Maybe I’ll get some but only use it wearing old shirts I’m considering phasing out.
@IAMIS From AI: Does armpit sweat stain shirts or is it the antiperspirant?
Direct answer: Both — sweat and antiperspirant ingredients can cause the visible stains on shirts, but the common yellow “pit stain” is usually a chemical result of sweat reacting with aluminum in antiperspirants while white/crumbly marks come from deodorant residue.
Just using a deodorant doesn’t seem like it would contribute more to fabric staining.
If the Presidente of this company is known as Stool, than it’s only fitting that such a product be made to mitigate the reputation… but Would Would be stooly too?
I get that their selling point is no aluminum, but without antiperspirant, you just have good smelling sweat. No thanks.
@punkynpye I agree. I’m using mando now and it’s really bad haha
/showme Boxer Logan Paul made of wood with a glass jaw using deodorant made of wood while in the middle of a fight against George Foreman dressed as a construction foreman
@armerius Here’s the image you requested for “Boxer Logan Paul made of wood with a glass jaw using deodorant made of wood while in the middle o…”
@armerius @mediocrebot Good old George sure had the punch!
@armerius @mediocrebot So that’s Log-an Paul?
I’ve sure spent bigger amounts on Meh & likely on dumber things, so I guess “Take My Money”.
/showme a dude exhibiting slow casual belief
@tohar1 Here’s the image you requested for “slow casual belief”
If I would, could you?
/showme mossy zinc
Now I get it. My order is titled mossy-regal-zinc. They put zinc in it in place of aluminum! Brilliant!
@accelerator Here’s the image you requested for “mossy regal zinc”
weird to sell this without providing the ingredient list. I found it for the Fresh Tracks variety here. I’m out bc i can’t stand artificial fragrance. Otherwise I would have gone for it.
I appreciate the writeup acknowledging that Barstool is run by and largely appreciated by pieces of shit. Thanks for that Meh!
HA HA HA OH MY GOD THE DESCRIPTION FOR TODAY IS HIALORHJIORBUISVUGCSY!!!
Barstool is run by [Expletive Removed], so I’m glad the write up knows that.
@Wollyhop Comments like these are starting to revive my faith in humanity.
In case they sell these again and anyone looks them up, they don’t work well. I usually use Humble deo, and tried these, and I stink by noon with both Golden Hour and Fresh Tracks.