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Wasserstein 2-In-1 USB-C Charging Station

One port for your phone
Another port for your earbuds
(Or anything that charges with USB-C)
Little adjustment wheel allows for extension of the connector (so you can use it with a case)
Is it Mac-compatible: Depends on how new your iPhone is

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Welcome Back, Old Friend

What is this thing?

It’s a “2-In-1 USB-C Charging Station.” You can charge your phone on one of the USB-C ports and your earbuds on the other.

Simple enough, right?

Or… is it?

Take a closer look at this charging port.

Does that remind you of anything? Because, if you ask us, it kinda looks like one of the ports that you used to find… on a speaker dock.

Except, without a speaker.

Then again, as we said, the second port is intended for earbuds. As shown here:

And what are earbuds? Little speakers that you put in your ears.

In conclusion, we have achieved our final, most depraved form: we are selling speaker docks in 2024.

But also, they’re not really speaker docks.

(But sorta.)