Travel Select Amsterdam Softside Expandable Carry-on Luggage with Rolling Wheels
Our Take
- People who don’t want hard-sided bags, rejoice!
- Nice big front pockets and great storage inside
- Add-a-bag front strap lets you… well… add a bag
- Can it make a margarita: No, but it might cost less than an airport margarita
Save Where You Can
Hey there! Thanks for coming here to the Mexican restaurant in the airport!
I’m excited to let you all know that, since it’s happy hour, you can get our BOGOHOTPOT margarita special! What does that stand for? Well, it’s obvious, isn’t it: Buy One, Get One Half Off the Price of Two! And that’s a big savings, considering we usually charge an additional 15% for each subsequent margarita after the first.
How much are they? $29.99 each.
Wow, that’s how much you paid for your bag? Neat! It looks so stylish! And I love the strap on the front that allows you to add a bag. So convenient! Does it have good maneuverability? It does? Fantastic!
Anyway, what are you thinking about those margs? You will take a couple? Wonderful! Do you want those blended or on the rocks?
On the rocks?
Awesome! So, just FYI, that will result in a $5 convenience charge. Alright?
Okay, you’ll take it blended then? That comes with a $5 convenience charge as well.
Basically, the $29.99 reserves your portion of margarita. You own that. You don’t need to worry about anyone drinking it but you. But you will need to pay the $5 convenience charge to get them into a glass in one form or another.
Rocks? Great!
Hahaha, no! Of course the salted rim wouldn’t cost extra, silly! You think we’re going to make you pay for something we put out on the table for free? Ridiculous!
But the lime that we run over the rim, ensuring the salt sticks? That will cost $4.
Want to add chips and guac to that order for just $54.99? Or steak tacos for $109.99? Or shrimp tacos? Those are ‘market price.’ You’ll find out how much they cost when the check comes.
No, just the margs? Excellent!
So, now that you have your order decided, you’re going to go ahead and scan this QR code and then put it together yourself on your phone. And don’t forget your wait staff! When you checkout you’ll be given the opportunity to tip 30%, 78%, or 129%.
And just a reminder, this is what you’re spending in the airport, before your vacation has even started.
But hey, at least you got a deal on that bag!
