Back to School IRK Reveal

I’m no Brad Pitt but it looks like I’m breaking ground on this edition of “What’s in the box?”

My IRK arrived today in a healthy 17" cube box.

Once I got Gwyneth’s head out of the way, the box contained:

• Colgate Optic White overnight whitening pen
• Truman’s shave cream
• Australian Gold plant based sunscreen
• Pogo Travel Adapter, South Africa Edition. I’m now collecting all the exceptions to the “Universal” adapter I got before to put together an exhibit for the museum of modern mundanities
• Rekonect graph paper refill
• Rekonect purple notebook, super dope
• A brilliant fake out: 360 braided USB-C cable! After so many micro USB ones I almost didn’t even look at it
• Sharper Image air purifier, looks new but the box was wrecked. Autographed by Irk himself!
• Lovely bright blue and yellow IRK bag

Pretty sweet haul. Thanks, Meh!