The defensive writeup rests on the fact that they’re going to sell enough units to make this worth it, despite our complaining. But that backfires: if plenty of these are selling, that just makes me feel bad for the people who are going to end up with them, which motivates me to continue speaking up about how awful microfiber sheets are to sleep in.
I once bought a microfiber sheet set from Meh, like a decade ago I think. I wish I’d seen a comment that saved me that regret.
Specs
Product: DreamGuard 4-Piece Luxury Sheet Set
Model: ST000527B- CRM, ST000527C-CRM, ST000527D-CRM, ST000527B- GRY, ST000527C-GRY, ST000527D-GRY, ST000527C-NAVY, ST000527D-NAVY, ST000527B- SILV, ST000527C-SILV, ST000527D-SILV, ST000527B- WHITE, ST000527C-WHITE, ST000527D-WHITE
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Aug 24 - Wednesday, Aug 26
Ugh, microfiber… call me when you get Egyptian cotton
@ironcheftoni
Polyester, double yuck
@ironcheftoni
Meh. I only like cotton sheets. Besides-- Polyester-- really? Aren’t we already exposed to plenty of micro-plastics during the other 16-hours a day?
/showme Roman toga
@Sansoona Here’s the image you requested for “Roman toga”
@mediocrebot @Sansoona hopefully fine linen from Cleopatra’s private supplier.
@Sansoona This is cool. Are there instructions for folding these sheets into a toga?
My favorite line is “1200 count FEEL”
Thanks for making my me laugh today!
I rarely read the write-up, but I did tonight, so I just came here to enjoy how perfectly they hit the nail on its oh-so-predictable head
Plastic sheets. Prepare to sweat the bed.
Nice try, but a cute write-up isn’t gonna make me hate plastic sheets any less. Hmph.
The defensive writeup rests on the fact that they’re going to sell enough units to make this worth it, despite our complaining. But that backfires: if plenty of these are selling, that just makes me feel bad for the people who are going to end up with them, which motivates me to continue speaking up about how awful microfiber sheets are to sleep in.
I once bought a microfiber sheet set from Meh, like a decade ago I think. I wish I’d seen a comment that saved me that regret.