Tacklife Non-Electric Bidet Attachment with Dual Nozzles and Adjustable Pressure
- Toilet paper: it’s just paper
- Would you wipe away poop from anywhere else with only paper and call it clean?
- Don’t forget to check the SideDeal Daily or you might not regret it
April Fools' Eve Meh-rathon, Challenge Edition
Are we sure whoever said, “All you have to do after we go number two is wipe the offending area with a tiny little piece of paper” isn’t actually just some master trickster whose April Fools’ Day prank has gotten wildly out of hand?
Current Challenge: Write the best punchline to this set-up, two candles walk into a bar.
WHAT’S GOING ON HERE??
The basics: We’re doing a little April Fools’ Day game, asking our users to complete a series of ridiculous, stupid, and fun (we hope) photography/writing/drawing tasks throughout the day. The current challenge is listed above with a link to the forum topic to post your entry if you want to participate.
But why: Because April Fools’ Day has grown tiresome. Sure, maybe we laughed the first few years that corporations took on the challenge of lying to their customers. But then, we got to the point where Continental was tweeting about their new airliner constructed entirely from bacon or whatever and it got a little old. We want to celebrate April Fools’ Day in a fun way.
Okay, but why on March 31st: Because you’re more likely to be tethered to your computer on a Friday than a Saturday.
Will there be winners: Yes! The winner will be whoever gets the most votes on their entry!
Will there be prizes: Yes! The pride of knowing you had some fun on the internet!
So, there won’t be prizes: Correct. Unless you want to bag yourself the prize of Instant Regret by heading on over to SideDeal. Besides, it may only cost you a penny if you follow the rules!
