The Cocktail Challenge
4Curren7 Challenge: I7’s 5 o’clock somewhere! Provide a recipe for an end-of-day cock7ail/mock7ail. Could be a classic or could be some7hing of your own devising.
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Ingredients
1 ounce vodka
1 ounce coffee liqueur
1 ounce light cream or milk
1 to 2 ounces cola, to taste
This is called a Colorado Bulldog if anyone is interested. It’s really yummy.
Pureed Slim Jim and vodka
Try this one recipe that’s not bad:
Half red wine, half coca-cola lime/lemon wedge.
6 parts Rumchata
4 parts Whipped Cream vodka
2 part American Honey
All chilled, mix and enjoy. Super yummy
Also, it comes on quick and will knock you on your ass. Have fun!
1.5oz vodka. That’s it. It’s amazing.
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Chill or add ice as desired
@heartny …I’m not a chemicalologist but I think that’s just water
@heartny Grea7 1!
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The Harvey Weinstein. A dollar store hot dog minced into a glass of motor oil.
@Ransak I want to party with you.
Hot cocoa with a shot of black raspberry vanilla moonshine.
Hot cocoa with a shot of peppermint patty moonshine in it.
Hot apple cider with a shot of pumpkin pie moonshine in it.
yes I get all my alcohol at the moonshine distillery.
@sammydog01 Hot stuff!
@Kyeh Lemon lavender moonshine goes nicely in soda water but it’s not summer yet.
The official name is Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but I call it the Dream Maker because after one, I’m ready for a nap.
One shot of Jack Daniel’s Fire (because it’s better than Fireball)
One shot of Whipped Cream flavored vodka
One shot of Rumchata
Shaken with ice and poured over fresh ice.
Hulk Smash, I mean “Whiskey Smash”
Delicious!
Mermaid strawberry gin and seltzer- delicious!!
(how dreadful predicts how big the glass!)
Or if it’s been a dreadful day- benchmark bourbon in a glass
Harry Potter Butterbeer
2 liters cream soda chilled
▢1/4 teaspoon caramel extract
▢1/4 teaspoon butter extract
For the Cream Topping:
▢1 cup heavy whipping cream
▢1/2 cup butterscotch topping
▢1/4 cup powdered sugar
INSTRUCTIONS
In large mixing bowl, whip heavy cream until it forms stiff peaks.
Add butterscotch topping and powdered sugar.
Mix the caramel and butter extracts with the cream soda and then pour the mixture into clear cups or mugs.
Top with butterscotch cream topping and enjoy!
https://www.favfamilyrecipes.com/butterbeer/
Shot of bourbon
Rob Floyd’s Stawberries on Fire cocktail created for Princess Cruises
1 slice fresh jalapeno (or more)
1-2 strawberries
1 oz lime juice
.75 oz agave syrup
4 oz Sprite
Muddle the jalapeno and the strawberries into your shaker. Add the lime juice and agave syrup. Add a couple of scoops of ice to the shaker, cover and shake. Add Sprite. Strain the mix into the glass over ice.
Had one on my last cruse - it was VERY spicy
Vodka cola, hold the cola.