Product: Make Lemonade Zen Mixer Sound Machine with Night Light
Model: ML-SM150
Condition: New
Customize Your Sound: Portable sound machine with 8 mixable sounds that can be listened to separately or together; perfect for meditation classes, sleep, and flowing through your vinyasa
Get Glowing: Customize your atmosphere with 7 soothing color options; 1 color-changing option; breathing or solid light; or white light that features a brightness control (low, medium, high, off)
Reimagine Your Routine: Elevate your bedtime and yoga or meditation practice by choosing from 3 timer settings to automatically turn off the sound machine at 30, 60, or 90-minute intervals
Take It on the Go: Compact and 100% portable; use with or without a power source for up to 12 hours of playtime on a full charge; take your yoga practice or sleep routine anywhere
What’s In The Box: (1) Make Lemonade Analog Zen Mixer Sound Machine; (1) Micro-USB adapter; (1) QSG; (1) 1-Year Warranty
It’s a white noise machine. I already have one. It’s called a television, but if you are in particularly unpleasant neighborhoods, the sounds of your TV/tablet/phone/computer can be drowned out by outside noises.
You get one of these, it helps. It also helps to call the police, but only if they actually do something.
@DaveMan2048 I also thought those were knobs for controlling the levels of each of the 8 sounds, but I watched one of the video reviews on Amazon and apparently they are sliders, not knobs.
@The_Tim@gibvel Good to know about the sliders. Still fun in the device with buttons department! But yeah $20 is too much for a buttons and sliders toy.
@DaveMan2048 when I first saw this product I thought, “ooh, maybe a fidget toy I’d enjoy. So many buttons and knobs! (I miss the experience of 1980s stereo flips, switches, knobs, and such).”
From the thumbnail I thought it was one of those fidget button box things…
They should really add that to the marketing and description of the thing.
Buttons!.!.!.!.!
Here is a starter list of noises:
fart, burb (more than one kind), sneeze, cough, crack of creaking joints, talking, singing, yelling, whispering, screaming, crying, wailing, screeching, clapping, rubbing hands together in glee, dropping something breakable (that is a twofer - the noise you created dropping it when it hits the ground and the noise you make as you drop it and it breaks)…
My spouse has been struggling with sleep (many factors, some within her control, some without) for a decade or so now and a month or two ago, I heard about this stuff: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isochronic_tones I mentioned it to her, she found a YouTube channel that has specific ones for specific issues (not sure how all that works, but whatever), so she listened to the “better sleep” one for a few nights and was transformed. The guy, no surprise, sells his recordings, so she bought a couple, loaded them on her phone, and we bought her a (pretty expensive, IMO) set of sleep headband/headphones to play them and her sleep pattern has basically gone from [poop] to amazing. (She had another pair of cheap sleep headphones, but they were pretty close to garbage.)
All of which is to say that if you’ve tried this kind of white-noise machine and/or similar sounds from an app (or whatever) and that hasn’t helped improve your sleep (assuming that’s what you’ve tried it for), maybe give the isochronic tones a whirl. Hope they help you like they helped my wife!
I wish this was hackable to substitute your own sounds for mixing.
Relaxation is overrated, anyway. I’d add a time delay feature, them I’d put in the most annoying sounds I could think of - jackhammers, fingernails on chalkboards, dentist drills, crying babies, screeching birds, trucks with bad mufflers, train wheels screeching etc.
Next, I’d find a uniquely annoying combination of sounds, then surreptitiously slide it under someones seat or bed with the time delay set.
I’m sure it would be a hit with my grandkids.
Specs
Product: Make Lemonade Zen Mixer Sound Machine with Night Light
Model: ML-SM150
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$39.99 at Amazon
Warranty
1 Year Make Lemonade
Estimated Delivery
Tuesday, May 28
Not the sound mixer I was hoping for.
It’s a white noise machine. I already have one. It’s called a television, but if you are in particularly unpleasant neighborhoods, the sounds of your TV/tablet/phone/computer can be drowned out by outside noises.
You get one of these, it helps. It also helps to call the police, but only if they actually do something.
Or you know, download one of umpteen apps and do something similar with your phone.
Is every sale for the next few weeks just going to be stuff that didn’t sell out in the mehathon?
@ergomeh that’s what happened last time
@ergomeh Were you expecting something exciting from a website called “Meh?”
And 100+ have been sold. Mind you, this is such a meh-ready product there are probably as many in the warehouse as TrackRs.
@ergomeh @omally Yeah I’m waiting for the water flosser thing to come back which I think was the only thing to actually sell-out in the Mehrathon.
Ooh so many buttons and knobs! Desperately trying to resist spending 20 bucks on buttons and knobs…
@DaveMan2048 I also thought those were knobs for controlling the levels of each of the 8 sounds, but I watched one of the video reviews on Amazon and apparently they are sliders, not knobs.
@DaveMan2048 @The_Tim They are sliders that adjust the volume of each sound. Like a mixer board.
@DaveMan2048 Me too but twenty bucks is like real money. I would buy one at ten.
@The_Tim @gibvel Good to know about the sliders. Still fun in the device with buttons department! But yeah $20 is too much for a buttons and sliders toy.
@DaveMan2048 when I first saw this product I thought, “ooh, maybe a fidget toy I’d enjoy. So many buttons and knobs! (I miss the experience of 1980s stereo flips, switches, knobs, and such).”
From the thumbnail I thought it was one of those fidget button box things…
They should really add that to the marketing and description of the thing.
Buttons!.!.!.!.!
I can make more than 8 noises withoit a sound machine…
@OnionSoup hmmm
Here is a starter list of noises:
fart, burb (more than one kind), sneeze, cough, crack of creaking joints, talking, singing, yelling, whispering, screaming, crying, wailing, screeching, clapping, rubbing hands together in glee, dropping something breakable (that is a twofer - the noise you created dropping it when it hits the ground and the noise you make as you drop it and it breaks)…
You are welcome
Saw the title in the email. Was hoping for an oversized slingshot.
@mehcuda67 almost anything sold here can be launched from an oversized slingshot!
My spouse has been struggling with sleep (many factors, some within her control, some without) for a decade or so now and a month or two ago, I heard about this stuff: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isochronic_tones I mentioned it to her, she found a YouTube channel that has specific ones for specific issues (not sure how all that works, but whatever), so she listened to the “better sleep” one for a few nights and was transformed. The guy, no surprise, sells his recordings, so she bought a couple, loaded them on her phone, and we bought her a (pretty expensive, IMO) set of sleep headband/headphones to play them and her sleep pattern has basically gone from [poop] to amazing. (She had another pair of cheap sleep headphones, but they were pretty close to garbage.)
All of which is to say that if you’ve tried this kind of white-noise machine and/or similar sounds from an app (or whatever) and that hasn’t helped improve your sleep (assuming that’s what you’ve tried it for), maybe give the isochronic tones a whirl. Hope they help you like they helped my wife!
@andymand I have a children’s book called Bunnicula narrated by Victor Garber that works for me.
/image 1960 analog computer
@pmarin I really want this.
I wish this was hackable to substitute your own sounds for mixing.
Relaxation is overrated, anyway. I’d add a time delay feature, them I’d put in the most annoying sounds I could think of - jackhammers, fingernails on chalkboards, dentist drills, crying babies, screeching birds, trucks with bad mufflers, train wheels screeching etc.
Next, I’d find a uniquely annoying combination of sounds, then surreptitiously slide it under someones seat or bed with the time delay set.
I’m sure it would be a hit with my grandkids.
@mehcuda67 Buy it & take it apart. There must be someplace inside where they store the sounds.