The Pressure Is Mounting

Here’s the deal: it’s a pressure washer. 14.5-amp motor. Maxes out at 2250 PSI and 1.65 GPM. A sizable 54.1 fluid-ounce detergent tank. Two modes: low for the basic stuff; high for the big jobs. 34-inch extension wand, 20-foot high-pressure hose, 35-foot power cord. 5 different nozzles.

That’s it. Those are the important details.

Now, you might be wondering: why are we in such a rush? Shouldn’t we be painting a picture with words and wit, guiding you to hit that buy button while having a few chuckles along the way?

Uh, no. Because we’ve got something better: a collection of extremely satisfying GIFs of this thing at work.

Check it:

Oh, hell yeah.

That’s the stuff right there.

Seriously, why is this so delightful to watch?

Maybe is it because so many things in life require patience? And even then–even if you are as patient as a person can be–you still might not see the results you want? Like, ever?

You could write up a meticulous plan, but your business might never take off. You could spend years in front of the canvas, but you still might never produce something worthy of the gallery.

So there’s an inherent thrill in watching results occur before your eyes. Like when you tap the defrost button and your windshield clears in moments. Or you start up the lawn mower and carve a path immediately through the tall grass. Or you spray water really hard at some grime and it disappears.

What we’re saying is: this pressure washer won’t just wash your deck; it’ll wash your soul.

So get one!