Sharper Image Multi-Functional Steam Cleaner with Steam Mop [MEMBERS ONLY]
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Cleaning House: a Meh-rathon
The DELINQUENT’s eyes glow red as he balls his hand into a fist, which he swings at ROY.
ROY dodges, dropping his phone. The DELINQUENT’s hand misses ROY and goes through the brick wall of the bar.
Shot of: ROY’s phone.
We can hear:
LESTER
(tinny V.O.)
Roy? Roy, is everything alright? Roy–
Until a boot crushes it.
ROY ducks and dodges a few more swings, eventually landing in the arms of another DELINQUENT, who, despite his small size, picks him up over his head and throws him through the window of the bar.
While wiping the work laptop of Calvert Harrison, a project manager who recently left his position at the company for a comparable role with a rival, our IT department discovered a Microsoft Word file titled ‘CLEANING_HOUSE_SCREENPLAY_FOR_JS’ as well as several Notepad documents containing phone numbers and email addresses for people with a tertiary connection to Jason Statham. The screenplay was, by all indications, written on company time and therefore, per Calvert’s contract, belongs to us. So, please enjoy these excerpts and stick around all day for great deals on spring cleaning gear and stuff for getting outside. (And Mr. Statham, if you’re reading, this is available!)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
