React Mobile Sidekick Personal Panic Button

Our Take

  • You know those big red novelty “Panic” buttons? This is not that
  • Pairs with your phone and alerts your friends with the push of a button
  • Set it up so it contacts your friends who won’t assume you hit the button on accident
  • Can also tell people “I’m fine” with a different button, which you are encouraged to push every 5 seconds while it is true
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Letters from the Mehditor

We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.

TO: tom@thomaspynchon.com
SUBJ: Is this you?

Just taking a stab at a random email address. You should really put up a Facebook page or something and make it a little easier to track you down. It’s 2017 for crying out loud!

Anyway, I just wanted to thank you for your writing. Gravity’s Rainbow is one of the most erotic novels I’ve ever enjoyed reading, and not a year goes by that I don’t revisit it while alone on some dark evening in the bath. It’s like Mapplethorpe meets model rockets. I love it, and have lost several friendships from vociferously forcing it on people to read.

Is there a part two on the way? Would love to see a 000001. You could start crankin’ those things out like Wolverine clones, honestly. Update your profile pic while you’re at it!

Lost at the Hermann Göring Casino,

Meh

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Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.

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  3. Fuck Captcha
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  5. When was the last free thing Meh has given out for VMP?
  6. sleazy-heated-brain
  7. Now that net neutrality is dying
  8. Gifting a Switch for Christmas?
  9. Did I win the secret Fuku?
  10. Still confused about the Meh. button

So far today...

  • 114526 of you visited.
  • 38% on a phone, 6% on a tablet.
  • 605 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 12 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $361 total.
  • (including shipping)

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