Meh-rathon fucks up the forums. Make the Fuck Count happen!
18As we all know, the Meh-rathom completely messes up the forums with useless junk.
Also since the server won’t sense me a envisaged at AOL, I can hardly watch myself miss out on the Fuko.
I bid 128 Fucks, not including the one in this sentence.
What say you, @carl669?
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Meh-rathon. Fucking up the forums since 2017.
Also 10 minute timer for items that sell out in 2. Nice.
@ACraigL
Yeah fuck that.
@ACraigL That’s when I take my 8 minute naps.
@cengland0 Are you doing the clicky thing again?
@sammydog01 I’m very impressed that you remember. I have 20 as of 8:41 am eastern.
Ok.
I’ll enjoy! Or don’t!
Excuse me. Where are my manners?
I’ll fucking enjoy! Or don’t!
@f00l or fucking don’t!
FTFY.
I’m not sure it’s healthy the way you repress how you really feel.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@ruouttaurmind
Fuck the way I fucking feel.
I just wish for a great Fuck Count to counterbalance a Great Meh-rathon.
@ruouttaurmind @f00l
Dear @f00l:
No more use of that word is to be permitted during this Meh-rathon.
This will serve as your non-legal notice to cease and desist all further actions described above. You are hereby instructed to comply with this letter immediately or face no actual legal sanctions under applicable Federal and Provincial/Territorial law.
I may utilise telephone recording devices to document any telephone conversations that we may have in the future if you fail to comply with this cease and desist letter, but probably won’t. I intend to keep a log of any contacts you make with me after you receive this letter, because Mediocre stores all our forum posts.
Please give this very important matter the utmost attention.
Sincerely (not too sincerely though),
curtise
@curtise
Want some Fuck Count?
Shhh. I hear @carl669 is the main Fuck Count Warlord around here.
@curtise Quit fucking with @f00l during the fucking Mehrathon.
@curtise
@curtise fuck.
Sorry, I’ve no fucks to give.
@mtb002
It’s cool. We know you gave at the office.
@f00l Just like Matt Lauer.
@mike808 Too fucking soon… (nah, never too soon). Just wanted to join in the fucking fun?
Fucking making me stay up
I fucking want to go the fuck to bed but I can’t fucking sleep. fuck.
@sammydog01
You are our spirit animal!
/giphy fucking spirit
@sammydog01 Try this.
@f00l I got a fucking fuko and went the fuck to bed. Haha fuckers.
@sammydog01
Congrats, fucker.
Missed.
Fuck that.
So do you have to pay shipping ever time or can they bundle all your shit?
@Juge88 It’s the standard $5 per item shipping. No bundling or one shipping charge per day option.
@Raider No fucking bundling? Fuck!
@therealjrn
You had better fucking do your fucking part with the fucking Fuck Count today, Goat.
@f00l Fucking goat!
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@therealjrn
Congrats! Buy yourself an
/giphy un-blame!
Fickitty Fockitty Fleckitty Fuck!
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I shall wear this catshirt tonight:
/image Threadless Careless Whiskers
@narfcake
The Fucking GoogleBot Fuck Count can’t read “Fuck” as it might appear in images.
Or so I hear.
But I believe you won’t give up doing your fucking part here.
@f00l Ah, but will captionbot?
/captionbot
I think it’s a close up of a sign.
@narfcake
Fuck The Fuck Count!
Fucking Onward!
Well fuck.
A mehrathon right before I get paid.
Fuck this noise. Lol
@Anhiel69 Credit cards.
Fuck. It’s Morning.
/giphy "fucking morning"
Link to Our Great Enumerator topic.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/fun-fact#5a253de851aa950ff82698f1
Lest we forget, @carl669.
Lest we fucking forget.
Who broke @f00l?
@jbartus
Shhhh.
Fucking @f00l is very close to Fucking Nirvana.
@f00l
@jbartus
From the fucking topic description
This little alleged fucking sentence was intended to contain actual intelligible content.
Ha. Fuck that.
I was in a hurry. Using a Swipe KB, at the using of which, I fucking suck.
intended to fucking type something and Google decided that’s what my fingers fucking meant. Yeah. Thanks Fucking Google.
And I was fucking trying to do three fucking things at fucking once, and so I was fucking careless in the doing, and even more fucking careless, in the fucking failure to fucking notice, edit, and correct.
And I think I may have been fucking bitching about the fucking site not fucking loading or something.
Or maybe I intended something fucking random. Who the fuck knows.
My fucking interactions with the Fucking GBarf GBoard are kinda Fucking Wonderful.
So Too Fucking Bad.
And the words quoted above are prob Way Fucking Better than my intended thoughts anyway.
And the whole fucking coherent intelligibility thing is not The Way of 2017 anyway.
Also I prob never personally fucking had actual fucking coherent intelligibility in my fucking life anyway.
Prob just a fucking knock-off or s fucking counterfeit.
I’ll just Fucking Deal With It.
So … Win-Fucking-Win.
/giphy "you never know what you’ll fucking get"
@f00l so what was it actually supposed to say?
@RiotDemon
Can’t fucking remember.
Likely direction, something on the order of:
But with more Fucks.
@f00l
It had to be posted.
@caffeine_dude
It fucking did.
@caffeine_dude That Shaq give will never get old.
/giphy Cat Shaq
How about a wall?
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@capguncowboy Fucking overachiever.
@capguncowboy How fucking long did that take? I admire your over fucking, says a lot about you!
@capguncowboy
Fuck Count PhD!
@capguncowboy Please see the above cease and desist.
@curtise
Please stop being a Fucking Fuck!
You can do this! Come over the the Fuck Count Side! It is your destiny!
/giphy Luke it is your destiny
Sorry @f00l but I was logging in at my work computer to meh face those sequin things, and lo and behold, the FICO came up and I was able to grab one! I love this meh-raton!
@ELUNO
So your FICO score is what, 810?
Congrats. Pls gamble it all away now !
/giphy FICO
@f00l I’ll await to see what I receive in my FICO. I need new cool electronics!
@ELUNO
You might get cool credit scorings.
https://www.myfico.com/
http://www.fico.com/
What the fuck is going on in here?
@hcheatham3 .
Have you fucking figured it fucking out yet?
/giphy gasp
If you leave the spaces out, you can fit even more!
EDIT: But then it just runs off the side of the page… ughh… fix your fucking shit already, Meh!
I think the Fuck count is only raised if the fucks are spread to different threads.
@RiotDemon
You’re prob right. Long thought so.
But not a day for technicalities, ok?
/giphy technicalities.
@RiotDemon Does the act itself help increase it?!?
@ELUNO dunno. Ask @Carl669
@ELUNO it doesn’t increase the fuck count, but it definitely increases other things.
@carl669 Oh my
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck 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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
That’s all the fucks it would let me give.
@melwin You really give a fuck, don’t you!
@melwin
/giphy My hero
@melwin Please see the above cease and desist.
@f00l I thought I was your fucking hero!?!
@curtise
It was written for @f00l. You’d need a new one for @melwin.
@mflassy It is presumed by the unquestionable fact that though the C&D is immediately after a specific greeting to f00l which is followed by a colon, that said C&D is general and generic enough to apply upon referral to others. I am also writing very verbosely at present using extraneous verbiage to enhance my appearance of intelligence and officiousness, so as to ensure that this is treated and considered with the utmost attention/urgency/ridicule.
@curtise fuck
@curtise
Fuck off, Fucker.
/giphy "The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers."
exceptions:
My family and lawyers of whom I am personally fond.
Don’t wanna lose 1/3 the family.
(Not to worry, the lawyers I will allow to remain alive are the "good human, acceptible to allow to live" kinds of lawyers.)
@ELUNO
/giphy my extra heroic spidery hero!
@f00l I want to play this now!
Fuck.
NSFW - language
What the Fuck? So many Fucks here!!
/giphy shame on you
@daveinwarsh
Shame on me! Fuck!
@daveinwarsh YES, Shame, Shame, shame!(Gomer voice) LOL!
/giphy that’s your fucking opinion
(Goin Old School)
In our energy flagging?
The Pros are stepping in to inspire and assist!
Fuck.
It’s fucking over!
Close the fucking books on another!