Pick-2-For-Tuesday: StormTech Training Jackets

  • What if we told you they harnessed the power of a superstorm to create the best jacket ever built? Would you believe us?
  • No?
  • Good, because that’s not true. In fact, it doesn’t make any sense.
  • What you got here is a 2-pack of training jackets made from h2x-dry moisture wicking quick dry polyester, with an adjustable drawcord hem, all that good stuff.
  • Model: SAJ200TNTW, SAJ200TBTW. OMG, be careful which 2-pack you choose. One of those model numbers could blow up any minute!
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2 or 6?

Clearly, we are selling two jackets today. But we would also argue that we are actually selling six jackets today. Let us explain:

Jacket #1

For the winter, this jacket is your ‘oh shit’ jacket. As in, ‘Oh, shit! I need to run out and grab the mail.’ Or ‘Oh, shit! I forgot something in the car.’ Or, ‘Oh, shit! I gotta grab something out of the three seasons porch.’ It is not warm enough for sustained periods of outdoor activity, but it is the perfect easy-to-throw-on jacket for a quick trip.

Jacket #2

During the fall and spring, the jacket becomes… uh… well… just a jacket. Yes, technically it is a training jacket, with h2x-dry moisture wicking fabric, mesh panels, and an adjustable drawcord hem. But we’re not the cops here, okay? You can wear it for whatever you want, whether it be to a soccer game or a pub crawl.

Jacket #3

In the summer, the jacket serves as a sort of costume piece, for when you want to pretend you’re someone who believes the low 60s are ‘brisk’ or that the a light drizzle on a 70 degree evening can give you a ‘chill.’ During these little play-acting sessions, you will be insulated not by the quick-dry polyester of the jacket, but rather the months separating you, on either side, from winter.

There you have it: three completely distinct jackets! Now, multiply that by two, and you can see that this is clearly a SIX-PACK of jackets!

(For legal purposes, it must be stated that this is a two-pack of jackets.)

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