AAAAAAARRRRGH!
4FarceBork has this Wonderful! NEW!!! FEATURE!!! called “Manus”, which is an artificial-stupidity (f)utility that does things I don’t effing want to know about. The nagware promoting it can’t be told to STFU. So I did this:
I stopped at that point because I don’t want to expend that much effort doing something that FartBarf will count as positive user activity.
Use this information for hilarity, and good, or hilarious evil, or something.
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Background: when you post a thing to FratBeer, whatever you posted last will come up at the top of your page Manus-ized on the next refresh. I posted a thing saying I wanted nothing to do with Manus, TYVFMYASTFU, and on the next refresh, Manus had grabbed my post and offered to Anusize is. (Omission of M intentional.)
Things went south from there.
@werehatrack Soooooo, Manus puts the anus in M.
@cfg83 THIS NEEDS ARTWORK!
@werehatrack Okayyyyy, be prepared to be rejected …
/showme Robot AI named “Manus” winking at human, pointing at it’s butt and saying “Bite my shiny metal ass!”.
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@mediocrebot Okay, let’s try :
/showme When you post a thing to FratBeer, whatever you posted last will come up at the top of your page Manus-ized on the next refresh. I posted a thing saying I wanted nothing to do with Manus, TYVFMYASTFU, and on the next refresh, Manus had grabbed my post and offered to Anusize is. (Omission of M intentional.)
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@werehatrack Hrmmmm, let’s try a tangent.
/showme Not very skilled carnival barker is trying to sell prophylactic called “Manus” and saying “Manus puts the Anus in Meeeeyou”.
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I asked this of Co-Pilot today, another POS AI that I despise. I love how tech companies are working so hard to create things we hate.
@Fuzzalini my boss had a problem with CoP. Their issue ticket was handled with AI prompts. My boss tried for weeks to reach out to a human representative that works address the problem (that user rights can be given to guests when asked) or to remove Copilot entirely. He wound up going to a sales rep who was similarly flummoxed and suggested the same: try to find a living person at customer support. (I think an update has since patched that exploit)
@Fuzzalini @pakopako Let’s see if meh’s AI is self-aware enough.
/showme microslop
@narfcake Here’s the image you requested for “microslop”
Good job!
(GN has a pre-order for a shirt, but I’m conflicted since it’s not a catshirt.)
Pretty much they can all hie themselves off to hades. Do they have a purpose? yes, they CAN. However, what the tech companies want to do with it far exceeds what should be allowed.
@Cerridwyn I hope that Skynet kills all of them. I’m willing to die if they are also taken out.
I’m complaining because they send you to a chat screen when you go to the Office 365 page and not OFFICE, so annoying.
/giphy Manos Fate
Closest I could get to Charlie Brown AAUGH!