Mad Ape Den - You can jot in it, yay!

JonT thought this was worth mentioning said

I was going to write this entire post in Mad Ape Den but I figured one of you would translate it if you wanted to because it was taking too long and it was hard.

Post all of your Mad Ape Den lyrics, or even better, videos in this thread.

Maybe @matthew will use one of the best ones, but that's up to him and contingent on these not being completely terrible.