“We Are Not Get to Net it” by Zig Zag Sis
“We're Not Gonna Take it” by Twisted Sister

Oh we are not get to net it
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
No, we are not get to net it
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
Oh we are not get to net it any bit
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

We had got the o’re way to opt for it and
WE'VE GOT THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE AND
In the fix is not no way we are to get rid of it
THERE AIN'T NO WAY WE'LL LOSE IT
Now is our era, now is our rap
THIS IS OUR LIFE, THIS IS OUR SONG
we may hit the law who is apt
WE'LL FIGHT THE POWERS THAT BE JUST
Do not opt for our end all in all
DON'T PICK OUR DESTINY 'CAUSE
You do not get us, you do not fit in
YOU DON'T KNOW US, YOU DON'T BELONG

Oh we are not get to net it
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
No, we are not get to net it
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
Oh we are not get to net it any bit
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

Oh you are a big ass to me
OH YOU'RE SO CONDESCENDING
Thy irk is in no way at an end
YOUR GALL IS NEVER ENDING
We do not ask for a bit, not a bit by you
WE DON'T WANT NOTHIN', NOT A THING FROM YOU
Thy era is not new and out of gas
YOUR LIFE IS TRITE AND JADED
Dry dim and not bid on
BORING AND CONFISCATED
if thy top is now, thy top can not be
IF THAT'S YOUR BEST, YOUR BEST WON'T DO

Oh…
OH.....................
Oh…
OH.....................
We are o’er way/Yay
WE'RE RIGHT/YEAH
We are no if’s an’s or but/Yay
WE'RE FREE/YEAH
We are to hit/Yay
WE'LL FIGHT/YEAH
You are to see/Yay
YOU'LL SEE/YEAH

Oh we are not get to net it
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
No, we are not get to net it
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
Oh we are not get to net it any bit
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

Oh we are not get to net it
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
No, we are not get to net it
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
Oh we are not get to net it any bit
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE
No way!
NO WAY!

bonus points: i used the word irk (correctly)

Hit of Joy

I can not get no hit of joy
I can not get no hit of joy
As I try and I try and I try and I try
I can not get no, I can not get no

Now I rev up in my car
And the man do go on the AM/FM box
He do say to me "and one" and "and one"
Of a bit of a no use tip
Bid me to rev my art of wit

I can not get no, oh no, no, no
A hey, hey, hey, it is as I say

I can not get no hit of joy
I can not get no hit of joy
As I try and I try and I try and I try
I can not get no, I can not get no

Now the TV has my eye
And a man now on, do say to me
How all the sun ray my tee can see
But he can not be a man for he no do hit
The ilk of my fav cig

I can not get no, oh no, no, no
A hey, hey, hey, it is as I say

I can not get no hit of joy
I can not get no act of gal
As I try and I try and I try and I try
I can not get no, I can not get no

As I do go all o’er our orb
And I do as I may and I hum and say so
And I do try to get a gal
Who do say to me new kid do pop in, in an age of day: six and one
As you see I’m on a no win run

I can not get no, oh no, no, no
A hey, hey, hey, it is as I say

I can not get no, I can not get no
I can not get not hit of joy, no hit of joy
No hit of joy, no hit of hoy
I can not get no

Apparently, I'm addicted to these... Thanks Meh!

Britney Spears - Perfume

Perfume was the first song that I thought of doing. It was fun, but super hard. I spent more time thinking about what the lyric was trying to say and rewording in mad ape den. I tried very hard to keep the cadence of lyrics, so much so that when sung to an instrumental with good timing a listener shouldn't notice anything out of place.

{Verse 1}
Do I imagine it, or do I see your stare?
do i see the lie or did i see you eye

Is there still longing there?
are you hot for her

Oh I hate myself, and I feel crazy
oh i rue me and i am so mad

Such a classic tale
is the so old gag

Current girlfriend, ex girlfriend
the now gal pal, ex gal pal

I'm trying to be cool
i be the big one

Am I being paranoid, am I seeing things?
am i off a nut, do i see the lie

Am I just insecure?
do i let it go?

{Pre-Chorus}
I want to believe
i bet on the lie

It's just you and me
you and her no lie

Sometimes it feels like there's three
at bit the air has her too

Of us in here, baby
she is in our bed wee kid

{Chorus}
So I wait, for you to call
so i lag, you no POP UP

And I try to act natural
and i try to act set way

Have you been thinking 'bout her or about me
do you see her in bed or is it me?

And while I wait I put on my perfume
You GET ME i put on my sex gas

Yeah, I want it all over you
yes i want my sex gas on you

I gotta mark my territory
my sex gas is my own x

{Bridge}
I'll never tell, tell on myself but I hope she smells my perfume
I'll no no say, say i did it, but i try so she get sex gas

I'll never tell, tell on myself but I hope she smells your perfume
I'll no no say, say i did it, but i try so she get sex gas

I hide it well, hope you can't tell but I hope she smells my perfume
I lie to you, you no get it, but i try so she get sex gas

I hide it well, hope you can't tell but I hope she smells my perfume
I lie to you, you no get it, but i try so she get sex gas

[Verse 2]
I wanna fill the room, when she's in it with you
do you get a cue of me if you see her

Please don't forget me
do not let me go

Do I imagine it, or catch these moments
do i see the lie or see you two

I know you got history
you and her are old

But I'm your girlfriend, now I'm your girlfriend trying to be cool
but i'm the gal pal, the now gal pal, i be the big one

I hope I'm paranoid, that I'm just seeing things
i bet i'm not mad and I no see you two

That I'm just insecure
WE up in the air?

{Pre-Chorus}{Chorus}{Bridge}

The Beatles - Yesterday

I took a few liberties because I wanted to match the pacing and rhyme scheme to the original. Cheers!

Day ere now
All my FUD was so far off, and how
Now I see it max a lot, oh wow
Oh I am hip to day ere now

OMG
I'm dot two the man I was, you see
Add a dim bit in the sky on me
Oh, day ere now be aha, eek!

Why she had to go, is it so?
She did not vow
I did say a neg, now I beg
For day ere now

Day ere now
Fun was her and me and tip a cow
Now I can not see the way to tao
Oh I am hip to day ere now

Why she had to go, is it so?
She did not vow
I did say a neg, now I beg
For day ere now

Day ere now
Fun was her and me and tip a cow
Now I can not see the way to tao
Oh I am hip to day ere now
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

I was really hoping for Prince. Not because it was mine, but because of the nuts- or lack of nuts- it would take to record it.

Mad ape Den de Not Old
(Win! Meh T and JBL to me?)

I'm sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea I am to go out in a sea car, go to ∞, no end, … for the no-sex sea
I've got to be free, free to face the life that's ahead of me I've got to be no pay, no pay to see the way due in my way
On board, I'm the captain, so climb aboard On sea car, I'm No. 1. So, on you go
We'll search for tomorrow on every shore We try to see to be or not to be on all not sea
And I'll try, oh Lord, I'll try to carry on And I'll try, oh God, I'll try to go on and on
I look to the sea, reflections in the waves spark my memory I see to the sea, me in see-see in the H20 lit my see ere in my nob
Some happy, some sad One or two Yay! One or two Boo.
I think of childhood friends and the dreams we had I yen of kid bff and our pie in the sky
We live happily forever, so the story goes We be Yay for on and on and on, so the bla bla la la la
But somehow we missed out on that pot of gold But for why we K'd out on the pot of Au
But we'll try best that we can to carry on But we try do so No. 1 not bad we can to go on and on.
A gathering of angels appeared above my head I see lot of God Aid in the air by my nob
They sang to me this song of hope, and this is what they said God Aid say to me in do re mi way: an Ode of Yay To Be
They said come sail away, come sail away God Aid say go out in a sea car, go out in a sea car
Come sail away with me Go out in an H20 car, you and I
Come sail away, come sail away Go out in a sea car, go out in a sea car
Come sail away with me Go out in an H20 car, you and I
I thought that they were angels, but to my surprise I ken it was God Aid, but to my O Wow!
They climbed aboard their starship and headed for the skies Now not God Aid go on sky car and go'd by the sky to no air gap
Singing come sail away, come sail away In do re mi way: go out in a sea car, go out in a sea car
Come sail away with me Go out in an H20 car, you and I
Come sail away, come sail away Go out in a sea car, go out in a sea car
Come sail away with me Go out in an H20 car, you and I

Like A Virgin by Madonna

I got by the lea of no man
I MADE IT THROUGH THE WILDERNESS
In a fit, but I saw my way

SOMEHOW I MADE IT THROUGH
Did not see how get to me

DIDN'T KNOW HOW LOST I WAS
‘til now, As I met you
UNTIL I FOUND YOU
Can not win, the end not met
I WAS BEAT INCOMPLETE
I was had, I was sad and not gay
I'D BEEN HAD, I WAS SAD AND BLUE
but you got me to be
BUT YOU MADE ME FEEL
Ah, You got me to be, as a new sun ray
YEAH, YOU MADE ME FEEL, SHINY AND NEW
I’ve had no sex
LIKE A VIRGIN
A paw on me for go one
TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME
I’ve had no sex
LIKE A VIRGIN
as thy bod hub pit-a-pat
WHEN YOUR HEART BEATS
At my rim
NEXT TO MINE
You are to get all my sex, boy
GONNA GIVE YOU ALL MY LOVE, BOY
My awe is to dim in a bit
MY FEAR IS FADING FAST
All put by for no one but you
BEEN SAVING IT ALL FOR YOU
as but woo can go on
'CAUSE ONLY LOVE CAN LAST
You are so hot and you are for me
YOU'RE SO FINE AND YOU'RE MINE
You get me fit, ah, you get my ego to be so big
MAKE ME STRONG, YEAH, YOU MAKE ME BOLD
oh, woo of you did get hot
OH, YOUR LOVE THAWED OUT
Ah, woo of you did get hot
YEAH, YOUR LOVE THAWED OUT
the bit to be ice
WHAT WAS GETTING COLD
I’ve had no sex, hey
LIKE A VIRGIN, HEY
A paw put on me for go one
TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME
I’ve had no sex
LIKE A VIRGIN
You pit-a-pat
WITH YOUR HEARTBEAT
At my rim
NEXT TO MINE
You are so hot and you are for me
YOU'RE SO FINE AND YOU'RE MINE
I’ll be for you ‘til the end of our age
I'LL BE YOURS 'TIL THE END OF TIME
For you get me to be
'CAUSE YOU MADE ME FEEL
Ah, you get me to be
YEAH, YOU MADE ME FEEL
As if all can see, all I own
I'VE NOTHING TO HIDE
I’ve had no sex
LIKE A VIRGIN
A paw put on me for go one
TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME
I’ve had no sex
LIKE A VIRGIN
As thy bod hub pit-a-pat
WITH YOUR HEARTBEAT
At my rim
NEXT TO MINE
I’ve had no sex, I’ve had no sex
LIKE A VIRGIN, LIKE A VIRGIN
You put joy in me
FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE
As you hug me
WHEN YOU HUG ME
And thy bod hub pit-a-pat, and you woo me
AND YOUR HEARTBEATS, AND YOU LOVE ME

Why is the picture of mechanically separated chicken?

I lay my lyrics to their final resting spot from a now buried thread:

She Is Of No Kin - Bey
(All The Single Ladies - Beyoncé Knowles)

She is of no kin (She is of no kin)
She is of no kin (She is of no kin)
She is of no kin (She is of no kin)
She is of no kin
Now put a paw up

Up in the pub, we are ex and ex
I am fun as you hex me
You ire in a mob, and act as an ape
Cuz I met cut bro to max my fun
I’m up on him, he up on me
I do not owe my ex one nod at all
Cuz I had a cry in my eye, for 1-oh 1-oh 'or a day
So it is not ok for you to be mad

Cuz if you lay by me, you put ice on it
Cuz if you lay by me, you put ice on it
Do not be mad if I lay by the cut bro who is not you
If you lay by me, you put ice on it

Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh

I got lip oil on my lip, a man on my hip
His paw now on my bum
I am to act up, as I got sip in my cup
I do not vow to my ex
I do not ask for an ex’s ok, did I say
I do not owe my ex one nod at all
Cuz you had a try, and that is why, you are to be oh so sad

Cuz if you lay by me, you put ice on it
Cuz if you lay by me, you put ice on it
Do not be mad if I lay by the cut bro who is not you
If you lay by me, you put ice on it

Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh

"Tequila" by The Champs
"Rum" by The Win Kin (hey I kinda like that)

Mad Ape Den parts in bold.

(guitar solo)
(the big uke)
(saxophone solo)
(the sax)
Tequila!
Rum!
(more saxophone)
Rum!
(even more saxophone)
(some guitar)
Rum!

I have to say, this was easier than I had expected.

"Fight For Your Right" by the Beastie Boys

You get up due now for thy kid job, man, you do not yen to go
(YOU WAKE UP LATE FOR SCHOOL, MAN, YOU DON'T WANNA GO)

You ask thy mom, “yes?”, but all she can say is “No”
(YOU ASK YOU MOM, "PLEASE?", BUT SHE STILL SAYS, "NO")

You put off two era of yak and no job for the hut
(YOU MISSED TWO CLASSES AND NO HOMEWORK)

But thy Get Hip Don can gab on as if you are the ilk of a nut
(BUT YOUR TEACHER PREACHES CLASS LIKE YOU'RE SOME KIND OF JERK)

You got to go to war to get thy due to tie one on
(YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO PARTY)

Thy pop did see you with a cig on thy lip, and he did say, “No Way!”
(YOU POP CAUGHT YOU SMOKING, AND HE SAID, "NO WAY!")

A two mug guy who has lit two cig set per day
(THAT HYPOCRITE SMOKES TWO PACKS A DAY)

Man, To be at the kin den is a no joy jag
(MAN, LIVING AT HOME IS SUCH A DRAG)

Now thy mom got rid of thy fav sex mag
(NOW YOUR MOM THREW AWAY YOUR BEST PORNO MAG)

(Dug up)
(BUSTED)

You got to go to war to get thy due to tie one on
(YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO PARTY)

Do not go out of our den if you don thy bad top
(DON'T STEP OUT OF THIS HOUSE IF THAT'S THE CLOTHES YOU'RE GONNA WEAR)

I’ll put you out of my den if you do not cut thy mop
(I'LL KICK YOU OUT OF MY HOME IF YOU DON'T CUT THAT HAIR)

Thy mom did jut in and say, “Why all the din?”
(YOUR MOM BUSTED IN AND SAID, "WHAT'S THAT NOISE?")

Aw, Mom you yen to be, it is the Set of Bum Men
(AW, MOM YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, IT'S THE BEASTIE BOYS)

Ours still isn't fixed :( wish I could edit it.

OK Meh... You've got me hooked on these again. Here's one for Thanksgiving.

O’er the rio and in to the fir set
(Over the river and through the woods)

To Mee-Ma’s den we go
(To Grandmother's house we go.)

Mr. Ed has a map and can lug our ice car
(The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh)

By the wan and jut of sub zed H2O
(Through white and drifted snow.)

O’er the rio and in to the fir set
(Over the river and through the woods,)

Oh, how the air can go
(Oh, how the wind does blow.)

It can nip thy toe set and bit thy nib
(It stings the toes and bites the nose)

As O’er the sod bed we go
(As over the ground we go.)

O’er the rio and in to the fir set
(Over the river and through the woods)

We can Mad Ape Den all day
(To have a full day of play.)

Oh, a din is in the air
(Oh, hear the bells ringing ting-a-ling-ling,)

Yay for Tip-Of-The-Cap Day!
(Hurrah for Thanksgiving Day!)

O’er the rio and in to the fir set
(Over the river and through the woods,)

Run my dot set bay;
(Trot fast my dapple gray;)

Pop o’er the sod bed as if a dog
(Spring o'er the ground just iike a hound,)

For it is Tip-Of-The-Cap Day.
(For this is Thanksgiving Day.)

O’er the rio and in to the fir set
(Over the river and through the woods)

And by the cow lot bar
(And straight through the barnyard gate.)

It’s as if we can go but bit by bit
(It seems that we go so dreadfully slow;)

I can put off the yen but so far
(It is so hard to wait.)

O’er the rio and in to the fir set
(Over the river and through the woods,)

Now Mee-Ma’s cap I spy
(Now Grandma's cap I spy.)

Yay for fun; the fig gel is set
(Hurrah for fun; the pudding's done;)

Yay for the Tip-Of-The-Hat Day pie
(Hurrah for the pumpkin pie.)

"An Add-a-Sec Rig, or Two" ("Clocks") by Coldplay

The lit-up go out and no one can get me
(The lights go out and I can't be saved)
H-two-Ohs I try to go vis-a-vis
(Tides that I tried to swim against)
Got me on my two mid-leg
(Have brought me down upon my knees)
Oh, I beg, I beg and beg, say on key
(Oh I beg, I beg and plead, singing)

Out of the no-say bit
(Come out of things unsaid)
Hit a red orb off my cap, and a
(Shoot an apple off my head, and a)
Woe but it has no tag
(Trouble that can't be named)
A big cat is set to be fit, say on key
(A tiger's waiting to be tamed, singing)

You are
You are

Mix-ups do not end
(Confusion never stops)
Box is not big and an add-a-sec rig, or two
(Closing walls and ticking clocks, Gonna)
On my way and get you to my pad
(Come back and take you home)
Now you see I can not end, say on key
(I could not stop that you now know, singing)

Get out up on my sea
(Come out upon my seas)
Say bad of the rad not had, am I
(Cursed missed opportunities, am I)
A bit of the fix
(A part of the cure)
Or am I a bit of the ill? Say on key
(Or am I part of the disease? Singing)

You are
You are
You are
You are

And not-a-one is as tip-top
(And nothing else compares)
Oh, not-a-one is as tip-top
(Oh, nothing else compares)
And not-a-one is as tip-top
(And nothing else compares)

You are
You are

To my pad, To my pad, is for me the way to go
(Home, home where I wanted to go)
To my pad, To my pad, is for me the way to go
(Home, home where I wanted to go)
To my pad, To my pad, is for me the way to go (You are)
(Home, home where I wanted to go (you are))
To my pad, To my pad, is for me the way to go (You are)
(Home, home where I wanted to go (you are))

Oh, oh! I got my wife hooked on Meh videos. She decided that we need to submit to Mad Ape Den. So, here's our translation of Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire"

(Love is a burning thing)
Woo is hot and lit
(And it makes a fiery ring)
And it is a hot lit eye
(Bound by wild desire)
I beg yet am tie up
(I fell into a ring of fire)
I set in to an eye of lit hot red

(I fell into a burning ring of fire)
I set in to a red hot eye of lit hot
(I went down, down, down and the flames went higher)
I not go up, up, up, and the red hot go up and up
(And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire)
And it go ow, ow, ow. . .the eye of lit hot
(The ring of fire)
The eye of lit hot

(I fell into a burning ring of fire)
I set in to a red hot eye of lit hot
(I went down, down, down and the flames went higher)
I not go up, up, up, and the red hot go up and up
(And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire)
And it go ow, ow, ow. . .the eye of lit hot
(The ring of fire)
The eye of lit hot

(The taste of love is sweet)
The sip of woo is yum
(When hearts like ours meet)
As our yen orb met
(I fell for you like a child)
I set for you as a kid
(Oh, but the fire went wild)
Oh, but the red hot go mad

(I fell into a burning ring of fire)
I set in to a red hot eye of lit hot
(I went down, down, down and the flames went higher)
I not go up, up, up, and the red hot go up and up
(And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire)
And it go ow, ow, ow. . .the eye of lit hot
(The ring of fire)
The eye of lit hot

(I fell into a burning ring of fire)
I set in to a red hot eye of lit hot
(I went down, down, down and the flames went higher)
I not go up, up, up, and the red hot go up and up
(And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire)
And it go ow, ow, ow. . .the eye of lit hot
(The ring of fire)
The eye of lit hot

(And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire)
And it go ow, ow, ow. . .the eye of lit hot
(The ring of fire)
The eye of lit hot
(The ring of fire)
The eye of lit hot
(The ring of fire)
The eye of lit hot

hehe "The sip of woo is yum"

Looks like nobody has posted here in a while ... I was bored and did a Mad Ape Den version of the classic "Africa" by Toto.

---

A din far off in my ear at eve
But in her ear no din
She get in via the air in a bit
I see an orb ray off an air fin; is it a key for me?
I spy an old man on my way and say “Hey”
I ask him for an apt tip to be of aid for me,
He say to me “Rev up and Go! It is set for you!”

But for a big vim, I am by you
A mob of men is not fit to cut off you and I
The sky H2O is god to me
Let us use up the now as we did not use the era of old

The dog and his kin cry in the dim
The dog is sad for few of his ilk are by him,
I vow to do the apt act
As a big alp is up in the sky o’er all of the sod,
So do I aim to fix the ail in me; who am I now?

But for a big vim, I am by you
A mob of men is not fit to cut off you and I
The sky H2O is god to me,
Let use up the now as we did not use the era of old

Rev up and Go! She is set for you!

But for a big vim, I am by you
A mob of men is not fit to cut off you and I
The sky H2O is god to me
The sky H2O is god to me
(The sky H2O is god to me)
The sky H2O is god to me
(The sky H20 is god to me)
The sky H2O is god to me
The sky H2O is god to me
(Ah, use up an era)
Let use up the now as we did not use the era of old

The recent MADK revival has me going again... Thanks Meh.

"Losing My Religion" by R.E.M.

OH LIFE, IT'S BIGGER
Oh to be, it is so big

IT'S BIGGER THAN YOU
You are not as big as it

AND YOU ARE NOT ME
And you are not me

THE LENGTHS THAT I WILL GO TO
I'll see it to the end

THE DISTANCE IN YOUR EYES
So far off in thy eye set

OH NO, I'VE SAID TOO MUCH
Oh no, I did gab too far

I'VE SAID ENOUGH
I did gab to the end

THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER
It's me in the end set

THAT'S ME IN THE SPOTLIGHT
It's me in the eye of all

LOSING MY RELIGION
I can not see a god

TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH YOU
I try to be as you

AND I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO IT
And I do not see how I can do it

OH NO, I'VE SAID TOO MUCH
Oh no, I did gab too far

I HAVEN'T SAID ENOUGH
I am yet to gab to the end

I THOUGHT THAT I HEARD YOU LAUGHING
I did bet my ear got thy har-har

I THOUGHT THAT I HEARD YOU SING
I did bet my ear got thy ode

I THINK I THOUGHT I SAW YOU TRY
I bet I did bet I saw you try

EVERY WHISPER
All the low hum

OF EVERY WAKING HOUR
Of all the sun ray of a day

I'M CHOOSING MY CONFESSIONS
I put a tag on my sin

TRYING TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOU
I try to put an eye on you

LIKE A HURT, LOST AND BLINDED FOOL, FOOL
As an ill, off the map and dim eye oaf, oaf

OH NO, I'VE SAID TOO MUCH
Oh no, I did gab too far

I'VE SAID ENOUGH
I did gab to the end

CONSIDER THIS
Try to see it

CONSIDER THIS, THE HINT OF THE CENTURY
Try to see it, the tip of the age

CONSIDER THIS, THE SLIP
Try to see it, the err

THAT BROUGHT ME TO MY KNEES, FAILED
It put me on my mid leg, a bad end

WHAT IF ALL THESE FANTASIES COME
And if all my pie in the sky go

FLAILING AROUND
Hit to and fro

NOW I'VE SAID TOO MUCH
Now I did gab too far

I THOUGHT THAT I HEARD YOU LAUGHING
I did bet my ear got thy har-har

I THOUGHT THAT I HEARD YOU SING
I did bet my ear got thy ode

I THINK I THOUGHT I SAW YOU TRY
I bet I did bet I saw you try

BUT THAT WAS JUST A DREAM
But it was but pie in the sky

THAT WAS JUST A DREAM
It was but pie in the sky

THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER
It's me in the end set

THAT'S ME IN THE SPOTLIGHT
It's me in the eye of all

LOSING MY RELIGION
I can not see a god

TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH YOU
I try to be as you

AND I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO IT
And I do not see how I can do it

OH NO, I'VE SAID TOO MUCH
Oh no, I did gab too far

I HAVEN'T SAID ENOUGH
I am yet to gab to the end

I THOUGHT THAT I HEARD YOU LAUGHING
I did bet my ear got thy har-har

I THOUGHT THAT I HEARD YOU SING
I did bet my ear got thy ode

I THINK I THOUGHT I SAW YOU TRY
I did bet I bet I saw you try

BUT THAT WAS JUST A DREAM
But it was but pie in the sky

TRY, CRY, WHY TRY
Try, cry, why try

THAT WAS JUST A DREAM
It was but pie in the sky

JUST A DREAM
But pie in the sky

JUST A DREAM, DREAM
But pie in the sky, pie in the sky

"Take A Friend"
Rush

WELL, I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU
Ah, I see you now
AND I'M WOND'RIN' WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO
and I ask me how you may act
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT NO FRIENDS
I see you got no pal
NO ONE TO STICK WITH YOU TILL THE END
no one to hug on you 'til the end

[chorus:]
TAKE YOURSELF A FRIEND
get you to a pal
KEEP 'EM TILL THE END
do not let he or she go
WHETHER WOMAN OR MAN
be it a him or a her
IT MAKES YOU FEEL SO GOOD...
it let you be tip-top
SO GOOD
tip-top

YES, YOU THINK YOU'RE ALRIGHT
Yes, you bet you may be fit
BUT NOW YOU'RE LONELY EVERY NIGHT
but now you yen for a bud in dim day
WELL, YOU NEED A FRIEND
Ah, you got to get a pal
SOMEONE ON WHOM YOU CAN ALWAYS DEPEND
A guy who you can bet on now and all the day

[chorus:]
TAKE YOURSELF A FRIEND
get you to a pal
KEEP 'EM TILL THE END
do not let he or she go
WHETHER WOMAN OR MAN
be it a him or a her
IT MAKES YOU FEEL SO GOOD...
it let you be tip-top
SO GOOD
tip-top

YES, YOU NEED SOME ADVICE
Yes you do yen for a tip
WELL, LET ME PUT IT TO YOU NICE
Ah, let me not put it to you bad
I SAID YOU NEED A FRIEND
I say you got to get a pal
SOMEONE WHO'LL STICK WITH YOU TO THE END
A guy who can hug you 'til to the end

[chorus:]
TAKE YOURSELF A FRIEND
get you to a pal
KEEP 'EM TILL THE END
do not let he or she go
WHETHER WOMAN OR MAN
be it a him or a her
IT MAKES YOU FEEL SO GOOD...
it let you be tip-top
SO GOOD
tip-top

As a first timer, I thought I would offer the most naturally Mad Ape Den tune I could find. It was fun trying to balance meaning, rhythm and rhyme!

"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
by the Police

DON'T THINK ME UNKIND
Do not say to me “you fye”
WORDS ARE HARD TO FIND
Apt gab is too raw to eye
THE ONLY CHEQUES I'VE LEFT UNSIGNED
My wad has but few I’ve yet to pen
FROM THE BANKS OF CHAOS IN MY MIND
Of the mad wad pad dam in my den
AND WHEN THEIR ELOQUENCE ESCAPES ME
And as thy big gab go far by me
THEIR LOGIC TIES ME UP AND RAPES ME
Thy apt gab tie me up and sex me

DE DO DO DO, DE DA DA DA
De do do do, de da da da
IS ALL I WANT TO SAY TO YOU
Is all I try to say to you
DE DO DO DO, DE DA DA DA
De do do do, de da da da
THEIR INNOCENCE WILL PULL ME THROUGH
Thy wee lad eye do put me out
DE DO DO DO, DE DA DA DA
De do do do, de da da da
IS ALL I WANT TO SAY TO YOU
Is all I try to say to you
DE DO DO DO, DE DA DA DA
De do do do, de da da da
THEY'RE MEANINGLESS AND ALL THAT'S TRUE
Tis oh so mad yet all so on

POETS, PRIESTS AND POLITICIANS
Pen wry, nun and big dog opt in
HAVE WORDS TO THANK FOR THEIR POSITIONS
Do say “hey OK” for thy own top sit in
WORDS THAT SCREAM FOR YOUR SUBMISSION
The vow ear ow for his no win in
AND NO ONE'S JAMMING THEIR TRANSMISSION
No one can jam the AM FM air sin
'COS WHEN THEIR ELOQUENCE ESCAPES YOU
For as thy big gab go far by me
THEIR LOGIC TIES YOU UP AND RAPES YOU
Thy apt gab tie me up and sex me

DE DO DO DO, DE DA DA DA
De do do do, de da da da
IS ALL I WANT TO SAY TO YOU
Is all I try to say to you
DE DO DO DO, DE DA DA DA
De do do do, de da da da
THEIR INNOCENCE WILL PULL ME THROUGH
Thy wee lad eye do put me out
DE DO DO DO, DE DA DA DA
De do do do, de da da da
IS ALL I WANT TO SAY TO YOU
Is all I try to say to you
DE DO DO DO, DE DA DA DA
De do do do, de da da da
THEY'RE MEANINGLESS AND ALL THAT'S TRUE
Tis oh so mad yet all so on

DE DO DO DO, DE DA DA DA
De do do do, de da da da
IS ALL I WANT TO SAY TO YOU
Is all I try to say to you
DE DO DO DO, DE DA DA DA
De do do do, de da da da
THEIR INNOCENCE WILL PULL ME THROUGH
Thy wee lad eye do put me out
DE DO DO DO, DE DA DA DA
De do do do, de da da da
IS ALL I WANT TO SAY TO YOU
Is all I try to say to you
DE DO DO DO, DE DA DA DA
De do do do, de da da da
THEY'RE MEANINGLESS AND ALL THAT'S TRUE
Tis oh so mad yet all so on

I Think it is time for Irk to sing a power ballad

All Bud Has its Ow
(Every Rose its Thorn)

We two lie mum non act in the cut off of the eve
(We both lie silently still in the dead of the night)
Yet we two lie non far non cut off we a bit far in bod
(Although we both lie close together we feel miles apart inside)
Was it the cue not I say or a cue not I did?
(Was it something I said or something I did?)
Did my vow not say out not yes?
(Did my words not come out right?)
Tho I try not to sad you
(Though I tried not to hurt you)
Tho I try
(Though I tried)
But I non see why all say
(But I guess that's why they say)

All bud has its ow
(Every rose has its thorn)
Due not far all eve has its sun
(Just like every night has its dawn)
Due not far all meh boy vow his sad, sad vow
(Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song)
All bud has its ow
(Every rose has its thorn)

Ya it do

All bud has its ow
(Every rose has its thorn)
Due not far all eve has its sun
(Just like every night has its dawn)
Due not far all meh boy vow his sad, sad vow
(Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song)
All bud has its ow
(Every rose has its thorn)

"Money" by Pink Floyd
=====================

YEN, GO 'WAY
(Money, get away)

GET A RAD JOB AND ACE PAY TO BE OK
(Get a good job with good pay and you're okay)

YEN, IT'S A GAS
(Money, it's a gas)

NAB DAT AU 79 IN YO' PAW TO GET FAT
(Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash)

NEW CAR, OVO ROE, 3D PIE-IN-THE-SKY
(New car, caviar, four star daydream)

' MAY BE I'LL GET ME A PED-ORB SET
(Think I'll buy me a football team)

YEN, GET OUT
(Money, get back)

I'M OK MAC, PUT NOT THY PAW IN MY SAC
(I'm all right Jack keep your hands off of my stack)

YEN, IT'S A HIT
(Money, it's a hit)

GET ME NOT DAT RAD BAD RAM POO
(Don't give me that do goody good bullshit)

I'M ON THE HI-FI TIP-TOP GO-GO MSP (VIA ORD) TO DFW ON AA SET
(I'm in the high-fidelity first class traveling set)

AND I KEN FOR ME TO GET A LI'L JET
(And I think I need a Lear jet)

YEN, IT IS BAD
(Money, it's a crime)

CUT IT ON THE UP-AND-UP; BUT NOT NAB A BIT OF MY PIE
(Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie)

YEN, SO DEY SAY
(Money, so they say)

IS THE EGO AND ID OF ALL BAD FAD NOW-A-DAY
(Is the root of all evil today)

BUT IF YOU ASK FOR IT TO GO UP; IT'S NO AWE
(But if you ask for a raise it's no surprise)

YEN IS NOT TO BE HAD
(That they're giving none away)

GO 'WAY, FAR WAY, WAY
(Away, away, way)

{GO 'WAY, FAR 'WAY, FAR 'WAY}
(Away, away, away, away)

I hope Irk can play the harmonica.

As a Dot of Ore Can Run
(Like a Rolling Stone)
Bob Dylan - 1965
(ELEM - 2015)

An eon ago you had the top tog
(Once upon a time you dressed so fine)

You lob the bum ten sou in the day of hey, did you not?
(You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?)

Men say “See gal you set to go bad”
(People’d call say 'Beware doll, you're bound to fall')

You ken it was all a gag for you
(You thought they were all kiddin’ you)

An eon ago you did go ha ha to
(You used to laugh about)

All who sat in the mad ape den
(Everybody that was hangin’ out)

Now you do not gab so big a din
(Now you don't talk so loud)

Now you do not act so big
(Now you don't seem so proud)

On no way at all to eat but to beg
(About having to be scrounging for your next meal)

How do you do, how do you do
(How does it feel, how does it feel)

To not own a pad
(To be without a home)

As a big no one, as a dot of ore can run?
(Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone?)

Ahh, you had the fab ivy sty all as due, Ms. No Pal
(Ahh, you've gone to the finest school all right, Miss Lonely)

But you ken you was but the sot in it
(But you know you only used to get juiced in it)

And no one at all to tip you how to act out in the zoo
(And nobody has ever taught you how to live on the street)

And now you got to get use to it
(And now you're gonna have to get used to it)

You say you do not say yes at all
(You said you’d never compromise)

To the why so bum, but now you see
(With the mystery tramp, but now you realize)

He has no rap to ply to you
(He's not selling any alibis)

As you spy in the gap of his see orb
(As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes)

And ask him do you yen to do a buy?
(And ask him do you want to make a deal?)

How do you do, how do you do
(How does it feel, how does it feel)

To be all by me and I, and no way to go to thy den
(To be on your own, with no direction home)

As a big no one, as a dot of ore can run?
(Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone?)

Ah you did not go on an arc to see the sad lip
(Ah you never turned around to see the frowns)

On the men who put ‘em up in the air and the men in a fun car who all did the bit for you
(On the jugglers and the clowns when they all come down and did tricks for you)

You had no ken to see it is so, so bad
(You never understood that it ain't no good)

You can not let the kin get the joy and fun for you
(You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you)

Ere you was on the nag of ore and had the man who could fix it all
(You used to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat)

Who had up on him a big fat cat
(Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat)

Can it so tax you if you see now
(Ain't it hard when you discover that)

He was not at all the big guy
(He really wasn't where it's at)

Aft he got of you all he may rob
(After he took from you everything he could steal)

How do you do, how do you do?
(How does it feel, how does it feel?)

To be all by me and I, and no way to go to thy den
(To be on your own, with no direction home)

As a big no one, as a dot of ore can run
(Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone)

Ahh, Ms. VIP up on the top and all the fly kin
(Ahh, Princess on a steeple and all the pretty people)

All in the cup and ken got it all now

(They're drinkin’, thinkin’ that they got it made)

Tip one to one the pet big toy and all
(Exchanging all kinds of precious gifts and things)

But the arc of gem, you can let it go for yen hon
(But you better lift your diamond ring, you’d better pawn it babe)

You was so way, way up
(You used to be so amused)

At the wee GI in a rag or two and the gab he’d use
(At Napoleon in rags and the language that he used)

Go to him now, he cry to you, you can not say no
(Go to him now, he calls you, you can't refuse)

If you got nil, you got nil to go
(When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose)

You are out of eye now, you got nil on the QT to lie low
(You're invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal)

How do you do, how do you do?
(How does it feel, ah, how does it feel?)

To be all by me and I, and no way to go to thy den
(To be on your own, with no direction home)

As a big no one, as a dot of ore can run
(Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone)

Let's have a little Jackson 5 – Can you feel it?

Can you rub it? Can you rub it? Can you rub it?
(Can you feel it? can you feel it? can you feel it?)

If you see to and fro, all of us are put in the pot now
(If you look around, the whole world's coming together now)
Can you rub it? Can you rub it? Can you rub it?
(Can you feel it? can you feel it? can you feel it?)
Rub it in the air, the air ado is far and big
(Feel it in the air, the wind is taking it everywhere)
Can you rub it? Can you rub it? Can you rub it?
(Can you feel it? can you feel it? can you feel it?)

All the hue of the orb may be rad to all of us in all yen
(All the colors of the world should be lovin' each other wholeheartedly)
Yes it’s ok, get my tip to ye bro and bid him two tot
(Yes, it's alright, take my message to your brother and tell him twice)
Lay out the tip and try to fit the man, who is ill to his bro
(Spread the word and try to teach the man, who is hatin' his brother)
As ill is bad, we are all a pea in a pod
(When hate won't do, 'cause we're all the same)
Yes the sap in me is the sap in you
(Yes, the blood inside of me is inside of you)

Now bid me
(Now, tell me)
Can you rub it? Can you rub it? Can you rub it?
(Can you feel it? can you feel it? can you feel it?)
Now bid me
(Now, tell me)
Can you rub it? Can you rub it? Can you rub it?
(Can you feel it? can you feel it? can you feel it?)

All the air you get, is the end of a pal in a far pad
(Every breath you take, is someone's death in another place)
A fit lip arc, is yen and war to a kid
(Every healthy smile, is hunger and strife to another child)
But the sun has a ray and a vow to be let off is in the lot now
(But the stars do shine and promising salvation is near this time)
Can you rub it now? So all bro and gal may we see how?
(Can you feel it now? So, brothers and sisters, shall we know how?)

Now bid me
(Now, tell me)
Can you rub it? Can you rub it? Can you rub it?
(Can you feel it? can you feel it? can you feel it?) Yes Yes
Can you rub it? Can you rub it? Can you rub it?
(Can you feel it? can you feel it? can you feel it?)

All the kid of the orb may be rad to all of us in all yen
(All the children of the world should be lovin' each other wholeheartedly)

Yes it’s ok, get my tip to ye bro and bid him two tot
(Yes, it's alright, take my message to your brother and tell him twice)

Lay out the tip to the war men
(Take the news to the marchin’ men)
Who end all the bro as an end is bad
(Who are killin' their brothers, when death won't do)
We are all a pea in a pod, yes the sap in me is the sap in you
(Cause we're all the same, yes, the blood inside of me is inside of you)

Now bid me
(Now, tell me)
Can you rub it? Can you rub it? Can you rub it?
(Can you feel it? can you feel it? can you feel it?)
Can you rub it? Can you rub it? Can you rub it?
(Can you feel it? can you feel it? can you feel it?)

I wrote this a couple of days ago and it just seems fitting to post it up today.

IRON MAN by Black Sabbath
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/black+sabbath/iron+man_20019426.html

Now for my Mad Ape Den version, Man Of Ore

I am man of ore!

Has he not an id?
Can he or can he not see?
Can he leg at all?
If he do leg, is it for not?

Is he on or not?
Has he an aim in his egg?
We go by him, yon.
Why may we not aid?

He was now of ore
In the big lea of ion tug
He did go to a lot of eon
For the new age of all man

We do not yen for him
He is one to eye all of us
He has a war map
He may use it now

Now the age is yon
For Man of Ore to eek all of us
The war map he had in his box
Is now the end of men he did aid

We do not yen for him
We do not eye at him
We do not aid him
Now he can war map us

Ore is on the end of his leg
He will eek us is his aim
The men leg and leg a lot
Man of Ore he is now on!

"So Happy Together" by the Turtles

Try and see me and you, I do
I can see you in eve and day,

it's all for me
To try and see the gal I've got and hug my bae
We get joy, me and you

If I can hit you up, for not big yen
And you say you tie you to me
and I can ken
Try and see how the hub can be
so big and zen
We get joy, me and you

I can not hug any old gal but you
Til I do die
You and me, bae, and the sun in the sky
Til I do die

Me and you and you and me
And any way the die is set
it has to be
It's no one for me but you, and you for me
We get joy, me and you

Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba

(A lot of it repeats from there)

New improved version:

As a Dot of Ore On The Run
(Like a Rolling Stone)

ELEM - 2015
(Bob Dylan – 1965)

An eon ago you had the top tog
(Once upon a time you dressed so fine)

You lob the bum ten sou in the day of hey, did you not?
(You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?)

Men did say “See gal you are set to go bad”
(People’d call say 'Beware doll, you're bound to fall')

You ken it was all a gag for you
(You thought they were all kiddin’ you)

An eon ago you did go ha ha to
(You used to laugh about)

All who sat in the mad ape den
(Everybody that was hangin’ out)

Now you do not gab so big a din
(Now you don't talk so loud)

Now you do not act so big
(Now you don't seem so proud)

On no way at all to eat but to beg
(About having to be scrounging for your next meal)

How do you do, how do you do
(How does it feel, how does it feel)

To not own a pad
(To be without a home)

As a big no one, as a dot of ore on the run?
(Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone?)

Ahh, you had the fab ivy sty all as due, Ms. No Pal
(Ahh, you've gone to the finest school all right, Miss Lonely)

But you ken you was but the sot in it
(But you know you only used to get juiced in it)

And no one at all to tip you how to act out in the zoo
(And nobody has ever taught you how to live on the street)

And now you got to get hip to it
(And now you're gonna have to get used to it)

You say you do not say yes at all
(You said you’d never compromise)

To the why so bum, but now you see
(With the mystery tramp, but now you realize)

He has no rap to ply to you
(He's not selling any alibis)

As you spy in the gap of his see orb
(As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes)

And ask him do you yen to do a buy?
(And ask him do you want to make a deal?)

How do you do, how do you do
(How does it feel, how does it feel)

To be all by me and I, and no way to go to thy den
(To be on your own, with no direction home)

As a big no one, as a dot of ore on the run?
(Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone?)

Ah you did not go on an arc to see the sad lip
(Ah you never turned around to see the frowns)

On the men who put ‘em up in the air and the men in a fun car who all did the bit for you
(On the jugglers and the clowns when they all come down and did tricks for you)

You had no ken to see it is so, so bad
(You never understood that it ain't no good)

You can not let the kin get the joy and fun for you
(You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you)

Ere you was on the nag of ore and had the man who could fix it all

(You used to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat)

Who had up on him a big fat cat
(Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat)

Can it so tax you if you see now
(Ain't it hard when you discover that)

He was not at all the big guy
(He really wasn't where it's at)

Aft he got of you all he may rob
(After he took from you everything he could steal)

How do you do, how do you do?
(How does it feel, how does it feel?)

To be all by me and I, and no way to go to thy den
(To be on your own, with no direction home)

As a big no one, as a dot of ore on the run
(Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone)

Ahh, Ms. VIP up on the top and all the fly kin
(Ahh, Princess on a steeple and all the pretty people)

All in the cup and ken got it all now
(They're drinkin’, thinkin’ that they got it made)

Tip one to one the pet big toy and all
(Exchanging all kinds of precious gifts and things)

But the arc of gem, you can let it go for yen hon
(But you better lift your diamond ring, you’d better pawn it babe)

You was so way, way up
(You used to be so amused)

At the wee GI in a rag or two and the gab he’d use
(At Napoleon in rags and the language that he used)

Go to him now, he cry to you, you can not say no
(Go to him now, he calls you, you can't refuse)

If you got nil, you got nil to go
(When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose)

You are out of eye now, you got nil on the QT to lie low
(You're invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal)

How do you do, how do you do?
(How does it feel, ah, how does it feel?)

To be all by me and I, and no way to go to thy den
(To be on your own, with no direction home)

As a big no one, as a dot of ore on the run
(Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone)

"One of These Days" by Pink Floyd
=================================

ANY DAY NOW, I AIM TO CUT YOU TO NO END OF WEE BIT

(One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.)

Here is another classic hit for Irk's consideration.

I Shot the Sheriff
Bob Marley – 1973

I Did Pop the Law Mon
ELEM – 2015

I did pop the law mon
(I shot the sheriff)

But I did not pop no lil law guy, oh no! Oh!
(But I didn't shoot no deputy, oh no! Oh!)

I did pop the law mon
(I shot the sheriff)

But I did not pop no lil law guy, ooh, oh, oo-ooh
(But I didn't shoot no deputy, ooh, ooh, oo-ooh.)

Yep! All to and fro in my den hub
(Yeah! All around in my home town,)

The cop men try to run me to the sod;
(They're tryin' to track me down;)

The men say to try to put me in sin
(They say they want to bring me in guilty)

For the pop of a lil law guy
(For the killing of a deputy,)

For the vim of a lil law guy.
(For the life of a deputy.)

But I say:
(But I say:)

Oh, now, now. Oh!
(Oh, now, now. Oh!)

I did pop the law mon – the law mon
(I shot the sheriff - the sheriff.)

But I vow it was to put him at bay
(But I swear it was in self-defense.)

Oh, no! Ooh, ooh, oo-oh Yep
(Oh, no! Ooh, ooh, oo-oh Yeah!)

I say: I did pop the law mon – OMG! -
(I say: I shot the sheriff - Oh, Lord! -)

And the men say it is the big no-no.
(And they say it is a capital offense.)

Yep! Ooh, ooh, oo-oh Yep!
(Yeah! Ooh, ooh, oo-oh Yeah!)

Law mon J.B. had it in for me,
(Sheriff John Brown always hated me),

Why, I do not ken
(For what, I don't know)

If I go out and sow
(Every time I plant a seed)

He say pop it ere it age -
(He said kill it before it grow -)

He say pop it ere it get big, And so:
(He said kill them before they grow. And so:)

Eye it on the TV
(Read it in the news)

I did pop the law mon. OMG!
(I shot the sheriff. Oh, Lord!)

But I vow it was to put him at bay.
(But I swear it was in self-defense.)

I say: I did pop the law mon,
(I say: I shot the sheriff,)

But I vow it was to put him at bay. Oo-oh Yep!
(But I swear it was in self-defense. (Oo-oh) Yeah!)

Was the lil law guy MIA? Oo-oo-oh
(Where was the deputy? (Oo-oo-oh))

I was let go one day
(Freedom came my way one day)

And I did set out of the hub, yep!
(And I started out of town, yeah!)

Out of the sky I saw law mon JB
(All of a sudden I saw sheriff John Brown)

He did aim to pop me low
(Aiming to shoot me down)

So I pop – I pop – I pop him low and I say:
(So I shot - I shot - I shot him down and I say)

If I did the sin I can pay
(If I am guilty I will pay)

I-I-I did pop the law mon.
(I - I - I - I shot the sheriff.)

God, I did not pop the lil law guy. Yep!
(Lord, I didn't shot the deputy. Yeah!)

I-I did pop the law mon
(I - I shot the sheriff) -

But I did not pop no lil law guy yep! No, yep!
(But I didn't shoot no deputy, yeah! No, yeah!)

The third verse may be reaching a bit, but may I humbly submit:

"You Can Say I'm Al"
("You Can Call Me Al")
By Paul Simon

A man out in the ave say:
(A man walks down the street)

"Why is my gut goo, now?

(He says "Why am I soft in the middle, now?)

Why is my gut goo?
(Why am I soft in the middle?)

But my era is not.
(The rest of my life is so hard.)

I yen for a pic op.
(I need a photo opportunity)

I yen for a pay-off op.
(I want a shot at redemption)

Do not yen to end up a cel
(Don't want to end up a cartoon)

In a cel bin.
(In a cartoon graveyard)

Hip dig man, hip dig man,
(Bonedigger, bonedigger)

Dog in the eve.
(Dogs in the moonlight)

Far to go, my lit-up cut.
(Far away, my well-lit door)

Mr. Ale Gut, Ale Gut,
(Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly)

Put the dog in its pen.
(Get these mutts away from me)

It's all apt to irk and vex me now.
(I don't find this stuff amusing anymore)

But if you can act for me,
(But if you'll be my bodyguard)

I can be a new old pal.
(I can be your long-lost pal)

I can say you are Liz,
(I can call you Betty)

And Liz, if you say it,
(And Betty when you call me)

You can say I'm Al.
(You can call me Al.)

A man out in the ave say:
(A man walks down the street)

Why am I ADD?

(He says, "Why am I short of attention?)

I am so ADD,
(Got a short little span of attention)

Oh, but my eve, it is not.
(And oh, my nights are so long)

See you my gal and kin?
(Where's my wife and family?)

And if I die here?
(What if I die here?)

Who can be my aid guy,
(Who'll be my role model)

As my aid guy did go, go
(Now that my role model is gone, gone)

Out in the aft way, and had
(He ducked back down the alley)

A fat fat li'l bat-mug gal.
(With a roly-poly little bat-faced girl)

The age, the age,
(All along, along,)

Had an act that no one had the rap for,
(There were incidents and accidents)

It had a tip and a "he did it!"
(There were hints and allegations)

If you can act for me,
I can be a new old pal.
I can say you are Liz,
And Liz, if you say it,
You can say I'm Al.

A man out in the ave,
(And man walks down the street)

It's an ave on an odd orb.
(It's a street in a strange world)

It may be the 3rd orb.
(Maybe it's the Third World)

It may be his 1st run in.
(Maybe it's his first time around)

He do not ken the gab.
(Doesn't speak the language)

He do not lug a wad.
(He holds no currency)

He is a far-off man.
(He is a foreign man)

And in his ear is the din, the din,
(He is surrounded by the sound, sound)

Of cow moo in the buy-pay lot,
(Of cattle in the marketplace)

An odd lot and a sad kid den.
(Scatterlings and orphanages)

In his eye, his eye
(He looks around, around)

Is a god-kid in the hut map
(And sees angels in the architecture)

In a jig for all the age.
(Spinning in infinity)

He say "Hey, yay and woo hoo!"
(He says "Hey, hallelujah!")

If you can act for me,
I can be a new old pal.
I can say you are Liz,
And Liz, if you say it,
You can say I'm Al.

Hi @matthew here’s one for irk – My sister and I made every attempt to maintain metre and rhyme as much as possible. We're the band, ShiSho - keep a look out for us.

Rad Pop Gal
Punk Rock Girl by The Dead Milkmen

One day off I ped out yon for hip urb tog
(One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead)
I met a gal of awe to all but off my bod
(I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead)
Rad pop gal, opt to see me
(Punk rock girl, please look at me)
Rad pop gal, now sum thy see
(Punk rock girl, What do you see?)
Let us lap our big sod orb
(Let's travel round the world)
The two of us, rad pop gal
(Just you and me punk rock girl)

I tap on top her arm lug and ask “do you got a bae?”
(I tapped her on the shoulder and said "Do you have a beau?")
Her eye and lip arc up and vox “I can not say”)
(She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know)
Rad pop gal, opt me a pop
(Punk rock girl, Give me a chance)
Rad pop gal, let us mad vim bop
(Punk rock girl, let's go slam dance)
Don up in Hee Haw dud
(We'll dress like Minnie Pearl)
The two of us, rad pop gal
(Just you and me punk rock girl)

We hit the wen of bro luv za pie co. and ask to get hot tea
(We went to the Philly Pizza company and ordered some hot tea)
The tab log hag sez “nay, we cup tea iff on ice”
(The waitress said “well no, we only have it iced”)
So we hop up on the bar top and cry out “ban the law!”
(So we jumped up on the table and shouted “anarchy”)
And a top pop jam by a sea bro set caw out the DJ box
(And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox)
The ode to sun sop L.A., amp us up to bay
(It was "California Dreamin" so we started screamin)
On brr an icy day
(On such a winter's day)

She led me to her mom and pop pad for a Jah day sup
(She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal)
Her dad set ire eye on me it set him off to yup
(Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal)
Rad pop gal, How odd it is
(Punk rock girl, It makes no sense)
Rad pop gal, thy pa is a top dog in biz
(Punk rock girl, Your daddy's a vice president)
Nob as a guv of eld, yea you are for me rad pop gal
(Rich as the Duke of Earl yeah, you're for me punk rock girl)

We go to a see-and-buy lot and yuk the mob in lot
(We went to a shopping mall and laughed at all the shoppers)
The two bit cop set fix on us to a wax bin den
(The security guards trailed us to a record shop)
“Can you get us Bo Day Shu, Sir?,” “No, He's not our rep”
(We asked for Mojo Nixon, they said "He don't work here")
We say “if you got no Bo Day Shu, Set thy aim to fix thy biz”
(We said if you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin)

We got in her car and off for yon we zip
(We got into her car away we started rollin)
I ask the sum to pay for it – “nil, It got get by gip”
(I said "how much you pay for this?" she said "Nothin man, it's stolen")
Rad pop gal, you got ilk so fey
(Punk rock girl, you look so wild)
Rad pop gal, let us pup a bae
(Punk rock girl, let's have a child)
Nee her wee gem of Lao Tzu
(We'll name her Minnie Pearl)
The two of us, eat jam in cow sap ice
(Just you and me, eat fudge banana swirl)
The two of us, act to gad our big sod orb
(Just you and me, we'll travel round the world)
The two of us, rad pop gal!
(Just you and me punk rock girl)

Wouldn't It Be Nice
The Beach Boys (1966)

It Can Be So Fab
ELEM (2015)

It can be so fab if we did age now
(Wouldn't it be nice if we were older)

So we do not lag ‘til we can see
(Then we wouldn't have to wait so long)

And it can be so fab for us to co-hab
(And wouldn't it be nice to live together)

In an orb cut out for you and me
(In the kind of world where we belong)

You ken it can be fun and a bit rad
(You know its gonna make it that much better)

If we say ta-ta and go hop in bed
(When we can say goodnight and stay together)

It can be so fab if we can get up
(Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up)

In the a.m. as the day is new
(In the morning when the day is new)

And aft we go all the day as one
(And after having spent the day together)

Hug one-to-one all of the eve too
(Hold each other close the whole night through)

We are as one for joy as we get it on
(Happy times together we've been spending)

I yen our lip mix can go on an eon
(I wish that every kiss was never ending)

It can be so fab
(Wouldn't it be nice)

It may be if we use our CPU and ask and beg we get it too
(Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true)

Hon, one day we can do it all, me and you
(Baby then there wouldn't be a single thing we couldn't do)

We can say “I do”
(We could be married)

And we’d be so gay
(And then we'd be happy)

It can be so fab
(Wouldn't it be nice)

You ken it’s as if we gab and gab on it
(You know it seems the more we talk about it)

It is all too meh not to get it
(It only makes it worse to live without it)

But let us gab on it
(But let’s talk about it)

It can be so fab
(Wouldn't it be nice)

Ta-Ta my hon
(Good night my baby)

Veg out my hon
(Sleep tight my baby)

Ace job, sir!

So big of you to say it, pal!

It's probably too late for Halloween, but this has been at the back of my mind for a while. I'm totally cheating by using London postcodes for place names, so "W" is pronounced West, "E" East, and so forth. Also, my London geography sucks.

Dog Men of E1
Werewolves of London
By Warren Zevon

I saw a dog man, a nom tab in his paw
(I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand)

Out in the ave in W1 in the dew
(Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain)

He had his eye out for the den of old Lee Ho
(He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's)

For to get a big cup of cow dim sum
(Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein)

Ah ooh! Dog men of E1!
Ah ooh!

(repeat)

He can bay at your den or hut
(If you hear him howling around your kitchen door)

But do not let him in
(Better not let him in)

He got a li'l old gal an eve ago
(Little old lady got mutilated late last night)

Dog men of E1 bis
(Werewolves of London again)

Ah ooh! Dog men of E1!
Ah ooh!

(repeat)

He's the fur-paw man who did go ape in Ham
(He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent)

And now you can see him out in W9
(Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair)

Do not go up to him
(Better stay away from him)

He can rip your ass off, Jim
(He'll rip your lungs out, Jim)

I yen to meet his sew guy
(I'd like to meet his tailor)

Ah ooh! Dog men of E1!
Ah ooh!

(repeat)

I saw Lon C. and the rex out in the ave
(Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen)

To do the dog men of E1
(Doing the Werewolves of London)

I saw his son, too, and the rex out in the ave
(I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen)

To do the dog men of E1
(Doing the Werewolves of London)

I saw a dog man sip a rum at the den of Buy-Pay Vic
(I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's)

His fur was fab
(His hair was perfect)

Ah ooh! Dog men of E1!
Ah ooh!
(repeat)

Cut me!
(Draw blood)

Too late to edit, so my correction goes here:

Do not go up to him,
He can rip THY ass off, Jim.

Seriously, I don't know how that got by me.

It's Not a Hot Dog
*(Just a Banana)*

It's not a hot dog
(Just a banana)

No, not a hot dog on a bed
(It's a banana sittin' there)

No, I say to you
(Nothin' more than a)

It's not a big red hot dog
(Regular banana)

On a big ol' f'n bed
(In a regular old chair)

And if you do not go
(And no matter how)

Get up and go far
(Long you are willing)

In a car or fly
(To sit here and stare)

I can say to you no new eat can it be
(I can tell you that's all it's gonna be)

The one eat you can see
(Nothin' here to see)

Is not a hot dog...
('cept a banana...)

Blake's Tyger. I won't repost; it's here.

Thunder Road by Bruce Springsteen - yes @matthew, it will be challenging, but long

The net, bam (The screen door slams)
Her rig flo (Mary's dress waves)
Kin air she jig o'er way (Like a vision she dances across the porch)
as the rap in my ear (As the radio plays)
As one, a man do rap (Roy Orbison singing for the lonely)
Me and you (Hey that's me and I want you only)
Do not say me go (Don't turn me home again)
I can not see me as one (I just can't face myself alone again)
()
Do not run aft in (Don't run back inside)
Hon' see me and, ah! (darling you know just what I'm here for)
You are big eye and, ah! (So you're scared and you're thinking)
We may not be wee now (That maybe we ain't that young anymore)
See an "ism," is wow in dim (Show a little faith, there's magic in the night)
You are not a ten, but you are not a one (You ain't a beauty, but hey you're alright)
Oh, ok for me (Oh and that's alright with me)
()
You can use a lid (You can hide 'neath your covers)
And see the ow (And study your pain)
Had a few Xs out of old her (Make crosses from your lovers)
Lob a bud in the wet (Throw roses in the rain)
Say bye to hot sky, say hi to God (Waste your summer praying in vain)
And a him is now to aid us (For a savior to rise from these streets)
I can not aid (Well now I'm no hero)
You see (That's understood)
All the aid I am (All the redemption I can offer, girl)
Is in a car (Is beneath this dirty hood)
Let us try to be gay (With a chance to make it good somehow)
We can try? (Hey what else can we do now?)
()
In the car (Except roll down the window)
Air in (And let the wind blow)
the mop (Back your hair)
The dim is now (Well the night's busted open)
The car will go to any pad (These two lanes will take us anywhere)
You and me, one way to be (We got one last chance to make it real)
To fly in the car (To trade in these wings on some wheels)
You in aft (Climb in back)
Joy is in the car (Heaven's waiting down on the tracks)
()
Oh-oh you pat on my arm (Oh-oh come take my hand)
We go out in dim, to see the sod (Riding out tonight to case the promised land)
Oh-oh Bam Way, oh Bam Way, oh Bam Way (Oh-oh Thunder Road, oh Thunder Road oh Thunder Road)
We lie out, as hit men in the sun (Lying out there like a killer in the sun)
Hey, I see the day, we can go now if we run (Hey I know it's late we can make it if we run)
Oh, Bam Way, sit set, nab it (Oh Thunder Road, sit tight take hold)
Bam Way (Thunder Road)
()
I got a box do hum (Well I got this guitar)
And I see how to do the hum (And I learned how to make it talk)
My car is aft (And my car's out back)
If you can go far (If you're ready to take that long walk)
Go to my car, not in (From your front porch to my front seat)
My car is for you but you can pay (The door's open but the ride it ain't free)
You say you can see me (And I know you're lonely)
say "me and you are one" (For words that I haven't spoke)
But now we fly (But tonight we'll be free)
Say bye to the bad (Of all the promises we've broken)
()
I saw the fog in the eye (There were ghosts in the eyes)
Of her old man (Of all the boys you sent away)
The fog can fly by us (They haunt this dusty beach road)
In the old car (In the skeleton frames of burned out Chevrolets)
The fog will say yes and no in the dim (They scream your name at night in the street)
An old cap is now a rag (Your graduation gown lies in rags at their feet)
Now as one, the fog can go as dim (And in the lonely cool before dawn)
One, two, the car is on (You hear their engines roaring on)
But now, are not (But when you get to the porch they're gone)
She is now in the car (On the wind, so Mary climb in)
Now is bad (It's a town full of losers)
So we fly out to win (And I'm pulling out of here to win.)

Well, after the last fiasco, I thought I’d give it another college try. (Source material was brought to mind by my previous attempt, too.)

Cheers!
(Or, Cheerson, perhaps.)

===

Eye in the Sky
(Eye in the Sky - The Alan Parsons Project)

Do not buy “my bad” is EZ to say
(Don’t think sorry’s easily said)

Do not try to put it on me any way
(Don’t try turning tables instead)

You bet a lot ere now so so oft
(You’ve taken lots of Chances before)

But I’ll not to cut you in to my pot
(But I’m not gonna give anymore)

Do not ask me
(Don’t ask me)

It’s the way I see it pan out
(That’s how it goes)

‘coz 1/2 of me can see how you see it, too
(Cause part of me knows what you’re thinkin’)

Do not vow now but in a day get a woe o’er it
(Don’t say words you’re gonna regret)

Do not let it get you so mad
(Don’t let the fire rush to your head)

I’ve had the bum rap ere now
(I’ve heard the accusation before)

And I’ll not let you do it to me bis
(And I ain’t gonna take any more)

No way
(Believe me)

The sun in the eye set of you
(The sun in your eyes)

Did get me to buy a lie or two
(Made some of the lies worth believing)

I am the eye in the sky
(I am the eye in the sky)

And I see you
(Looking at you)

I see it as you do
(I can read your mind)

I set all of the law
(I am the maker of rules)

Do oaf biz for no end
(Dealing with fools)

I can con you dim
(I can cheat you blind)

And I’ve no use for any new tip
(And I don’t need to see any more)

To see it
(To know that)

I see it as you do, I see it as you do
(I can read your mind, I can read your mind)

I see it as you do, I see it as you do
(I can read your mind, I can read your mind)

Do not try to put a lie in my eye
(Don’t leave false illusions behind)

Do not cry 'coz I’m set 'til I’m at my end
(Don’t cry cause I ain’t changing my mind)

So sub in a sap as you did ere now
(So find another fool like before)

'Coz I vow not to eat up any bit
(Cause I ain’t gonna live anymore believing)

Of a lie if any tip off is as bad as can be
(Some of the lies while all of the signs are deceiving)

late edit:
replace “And I see you” with “I’ve got my eye on you”

*NSYNC: Its gonna be me

It is–to be–me
Oh, yea

You may got hit, tot
It is no lie
You did see em all go, to and fro
And you did say to me
It got you to apt to say
No man, no cry
It may be why

All of it I do
Is not too apt for you
You do not yen to not get it
But I’m not one to do so
Tot, If you are to go
And get to yen for one
Hey hey
It’s is to be me

You got no say, tot
But to go on, and you see
It is no era for err
So you are too dim, to see
But in the end, you see it is to be me
You can not lie
So say to me why

All of it I do
Is not too apt for you
You do not yen to not get it
But I’m not one to do so
Tot, If you are to go
And get to yen for one (for one)
Hey hey (hey hey)
It’s is to be me

It’s to be me
Oh yea

A day is to be
And I’ll be the one, you are to see

It is - it is - it is - it is
It’s is to be may
All of it I do
Is not too apt for you
do not yen to not get it
But I’m not one to do so
Tot, If you are to go
And get to yen for one
Hey hey
It’s is to be me

All of it I do
Is not too apt for you
You do not yen to not get it
But I’m not one to do so
Tot, If you are to go
And get to yen for one
Hey hey
It’s is to be me

It is to be May

…Baby One More Time by Britney Spears:

Oh, tot, oh tot
Oh, tot, oh tot

Oh, tot, oh tot
How was I to see it as is
It was not a fit, yes
Oh, tot, oh tot
I was not to let you go
And now you are out and I can not see you
Put on for me
how you yen it to be
Say to me, tot,
As I got to see now, oh, for…

To be one not two is the end of me (and I)
I got to say, I do yet go for (yet go for)
If I’m not by you I rid of my cap
Let out a cue
Hit me, tot, as it was

Oh, tot, oh tot
Why I get air is you
Boy, you get me to not see
Oh, tot, oh tot
You get me to do all you yen for
It’s not the way I map it out

Put on for me
how you yen it to be
Say to me, tot,
As I got to see now, oh, for…

To be one not two is the end of me (and I)
I got to say, I do yet go for (yet go for)
If I’m not by you I rid of my cap
Let out a cue
Hit me, tot, as it was

Oh, tot, oh tot
Oh, tot, oh tot
Oh, yes, yes

Oh, tot, oh tot
How was I to see it as is
oh hot tot
I was not to let you go

I got to say it
To be one not two
Is to be the end of me
Do you not get, I do yet go for
You to be by me
and let out a cue
Hit me, tot, as it was

Day N’ Nite by Kid Cudi
Day and Eve (MAD APE DEN)

(verse 1)
Day and Eve (huh?, huh?)
I to and fro, I vex my lid (huh?,Huh?)
I pry for zen but see I do not get (huh?,huh?)
I yen to own the toy jeu we do, do
Now eye to hoc (huh?,huh?)
Ire to lug ore to tug at me, me (huh?,huh?)
I try to run but see I’m nay to zip
I bid for A but I end up a Z, Z.

(hook)
Due to day and eve
The one ore man has to lib his lid at eve
He’s cut off all the day and eve
The on ice man has to lib his lid at eve (at, at, at eve)
Day and eve
The on ore man has to lib his lid at eve
He’s on his own and it nay can yaw
The on ice man has to lib his lid at eve (at, at, at eve)

(verse 2)
Ho the gab
The one ore man, Mr on ice doe low (huh?,huh?)
He’s on the way but can not off the dim (huh?, huh?)
In his lid pic he can see the era he had, had
Hew far the dol (huh?, huh?)
A sly spy ye may nay get an eek, eek (huh?,huh?)
The gal he has it for nay yen for him too (huh?, huh?)
Her joy of him is at an end, end

(hook)

(verse 3)
Lag ho (huh? huh?)
As the ho-hum it has lag and tot up the new new (huh? huh?)
He has the vim but he is in a rut (huh? huh?)
The sun is lit man he’s so hip, hip
All the eve cut off (huh? huh?)
Ebb as he put on his wan moc (huh? huh?)
He has a fog kit and now he’s on the way (huh? huh?)
To let off his lid to pry for (x3)

(hook)
At at at eve

Inspired watching Shrek 2 today and for some reason thought of these terrible videos…

I ask you now, did the rad men fly? (Where have all the good men gone?)
Did a god or two fly too? (And where are all the gods?)
How can I see a way-wit god to hit the 1s, 3s, and 5s? (Where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?)
Can any one see a no hue war guy on a red-hot nag (Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed?)
Lax in the dim day I lob and I do a 180 (Late at night I toss and I turn)
And I do a pie in the sky of my yen (And I dream of what I need)

I’m due for sub (I need a hero)
I’ll sit out for a sub ’til the end of the eve (I’m holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night)
He’s got to be fit (He’s gotta be strong)
And to be in a jif (And he’s gotta be fast)
And he’s got to be raw of the hit (And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight)

I’ve got a yen for sub (I need a hero)
I’ll sit out for a sub ’til the eve is lit (I’m holding out for a hero 'til the morning light)
He’s got to be not shy (He’s gotta be sure)
And it’s got to be in a sec (And it’s gotta be soon)
And he’s got to be too big and fat! (And he’s gotta be larger than life!)
I’m due for sub! (I need a hero!)

Dammit! Another one!
Talk about late to the party!
Anyway, I hope you have six minutes and thirty-two seconds and a pair of socks.

Also, sorry in advance for referring to Israel as “Jew Sod.” I welcome alternate suggestions.

Holy Wars… The Punishment Due
Megadeth

[Instrumental Intro]

Bro do off his own bro
[Brother will kill brother]
put red all in the mud
[Spilling blood across the land]
to off a guy for a god
[Killing for religion]
is as the big hit “Air Bud."
[Something I don’t understand]
A sap as me who ply the sea
[Fools like me who cross the sea]
and get to far off sod
[And come to foreign lands]
ask the cow for her own law
[Ask the sheep for their beliefs]
Do you off at nod of god?
[“Do you kill on God’s command?”]

A hut one is cut in two
[A country that’s divided]
It’s in the bag to dip
[Surely will not stand]
Old day is rub, no mas ill rep
[My past erased, no more disgrace]
No say so as a sap
[No foolish naive stand]
The end is in paw, it can be saw
[The end is near, it’s crystal clear]
It’s in the aim of the top guy
[Part of the master plan]
Do not nod to the jew sod
[Don’t look now to Israel]
It may be thy own sty
[It might be your homeland]
War for god…
[Holy wars…]

[Short Instrumental Break]

Up on my set as the guy who see all
[Upon my podium as the know-it-all scholar]
Low in my pew of run law, pow pow pow pow, aid up the law
[Down in my seat of judgement, gavel’s bang, uphold the law]
Up on my set, a top guy out to gum up our orb
[Up on my soapbox, a leader out to change the world]
Low in my pew as a you-not-do-law-top-as-me-may-be-gab-guy of god
[Down in my pulpit as the holier-than-thou-could-be-messenger of God]

[Short Instrumental Break]

Go to war on on men of the mob
[Wage the war on organised crime]
sly hit, and go off the ore aft of bad guy
[Sneak attacks, rappel down the rocks behind the lines]
A few men bet to tip me job
[Some people risk to employ me]
A few men be to off my nog
[Some people live to destroy me]
All men do die… do die!
[Either way they die… they die!]

[Short Instrumental Break]

Men off my gal and my wee one
[They killed my wife and my baby]
And bet to tie me up
[With hopes to enslave me]
Err to key off… err to end!
[First mistake… last mistake!]

Got fat wad off the tie in
[Paid by the alliance]
To rub out all big men
[To slay all the giants]
A new err… end of all err!
[Next mistake… no more mistakes!]

[Instrumental Break]

Top off the gap in. Use law ore to do it.
[Fill the cracks in with judicial granite]
I may not say it, but yet my say so it is
[Because I don’t say it don’t mean I ain’t thinking it]

You see a bit, men nab my wit off me!
[Next thing you know, they’ll take my thoughts away]
I see all I saw, now I must cry
[I know what I said, now I must scream]
Of way too lot!
[of the overdose]
And the too few nun who off guy
[And the lack of mercy killings]
nun who off guy!
[Mercy killings]
nun who off guy!, off guy, off guy, off guy
[Mercy killings, killings, killings, killings]

You see a bit, men nab my wit off me!
[Next thing you know, they’ll take my thoughts away]

BUM ASS

Men, I’d yen to hum a bar or two of my aim in the USA (+2 syllables)
// Folks, I’d like to sing a song about the American Dream (15 syllables)

It’s of me, it’s of you
// About me, about you (6)

It’s of the way our USA ids rap, way way in the pit of our pap (-2)
// About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests (20)

It’s of the key POV we oft get in the ply of our gut
// About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts (16)

It may be way way in the ply (+1)
// Maybe below the cockles (7)

It may be in the lot sub sub of the ply (+1)
// Maybe in the sub cockle area (10)

It can be in one of the off cut maw of our bod
// Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys (12)

It can be at the end of the gut; you got me (+1)
// Maybe even in the colon, we don’t know (11)

I’m but an old-hat bit-guy with an old-hat bit-job
// I’m just a regular Joe with a regular job (13)

Don my cut’n dry wan top; dub me a bum or a hog (+3)
// I’m your average white, suburbanite slob (11)

I dig the NFL, the sin rag, and any mag vis-a-vis war (+3)
// I like football and porno and books about war (12)

I own a low key hut, bed kit in a rad log-cut I jog for (+1)
// I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor (12)

My boo and my job, my kid and my car
// My wife and my job, my kids and my car

Nap a kip, lit a cig, or hit up a bar (-1)
// My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar (12)

But, off and on, I yen to dig out a new bit to get in on (-2)
// But sometimes, that just ain’t enough to keep a man like me interested (18)
// (Oh, no, no way, uh-uh)

No, I yen to go out and let it all go at the tab of a new boy
// No, I gotta go out and have fun at someone else’s expense (16)
// (Ho, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah)

I do a big lax fan out, jam my car on the jet way (+3)
// I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane (11)

As the mob aft of me wig out and go ape
// While people behind me are going insane (11)

I’m a bum ass! (He’s a bum ass! Way to be a bum ass.) (+2)
// I’m an asshole (He’s an asshole, what an asshole) (4/8)

I’m a bum ass! (He’s a bum ass! Way to be a bum ass.)
// I’m an asshole (He’s an asshole, such an asshole)

As I use a two-way loo, I wee on the pew
// I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat (12)

As I hie on a sun day, I ask “how hot can you do?” (-1)
// I walk around in the Summer time, saying, “How about this heat?” (15)

I’m a bum ass! (He’s a bum ass! Way to be a bum ass.)
// I’m an asshole (He’s an asshole, such an asshole)

I’m a bum ass! (He’s a bum ass. The nth max top bum ass!)
// I’m an asshole (He’s an asshole, the world’s biggest asshole)

I can set my car in the bay for ill kin (+1)
// Sometimes, I park in handicapped spaces (10)

As ill kin cry or rue, but yet I get the win (-1)
// While handicapped people make handicapped faces (12)

I’m a bum ass! (He’s a bum ass! Way to be a bum ass.)
// I’m an asshole (He’s an asshole, what an asshole)

I’m a bum ass! (A low dog cur of a bum ass) (+2)
// I’m an asshole (He’s a real f-ing asshole) (4/6)

May hap I got to tie off dis 'ere bop
// Maybe I shouldn’t be singing this song (10)

Mad hot, a vex act, and a gad off of my nut…
// Ranting and raving and carrying on (10)

May hap yer fit as you say I’m not apt…
// Maybe they’re right when they tell me I’m wrong… (10)

// Na~h

I’m a bum ass! (He’s a bum ass! Way to be a bum ass.)
// I’m an asshole (He’s an asshole, what an asshole)

I’m a bum ass! (He’s a bum ass. The nth max top bum ass!)
// I’m an asshole (He’s an asshole, the world’s biggest asshole)

I’m a bum ass! (He’s a bum ass! Way to be a bum ass.)
I’m a bum ass! (He’s a bum ass. The nth max top bum ass!)
B-U-M A-S-S, that’s me!
All of you!
B-U-M A-S-S, that’s me!
I’m a bum ass, and I’m all for it.

Original ending:
// You know what I’m gonna do?
// I’m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
// Hot pink with whale skin hubcaps
// And all leather cow interior
// And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (Yeah)
// And I’m gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
// Gettin’ one mile per gallon
// Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald’s
// In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
// And when I’m done sucking down those greaseball burgers
// I’m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
// And then I’m gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
// And there ain’t a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
// You know why? Because we’ve got the bomb, that’s why
// Two words: nuclear f-ing weapons, okay?
// Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
// They can have a big democracy cakewalk
// Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
// And it won’t make a lick of difference
// Because we’ve got the bombs, okay?
// John Wayne’s not dead, he’s frozen
// And as soon as we find a cure for cancer
// We’re gonna thaw out the Duke, and he’s gonna be pretty pissed off
// You know why?
// Have you ever taken a cold shower?
// Well, multiply that by fifteen million times
// That’s how pissed off the Duke’s gonna be
// I’m gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes
// And Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey
// And drive down to Texas and
// (Hey! Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)
// Why don’t you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
// I’m an asshole (He’s an asshole, what an asshole)
// I’m an asshole (He’s the world’s biggest asshole)
// A-S-S-H-O-L-E
// Everybody
// A-S-S-H-O-L-E
// I’m an asshole, and I’m proud of it
(Denis Leary)

Been trying to figure this out for awhile. Suddenly it came to me quite literally in a fever dream (well post-fever shower)

“Don’t Stop Believin”
Go on, aim yer way by a Way

Hey a kid wet in the ear (+2)
On her own in a one gal orb (+1)
She got on the day end bus; no aim was set
// Just a small-town girl (5)
// Livin’ in a lonely world (7)
// She took the midnight train goin’ anywhere (11)

Hey a kid of the urb (+1)
The boy can be a low rat cad (+1)
He got on the day end bus; no aim was set
// Just a city boy (5)
// Born and raised in South Detroit (7)
// He took the midnight train goin’ anywhere

A rap guy, in a den of ale
The air has a nip of cig de eau (+1)
For a coy eye the two go in the eve (+2)
It can go on and on and on and on (+1)
// A singer in a smokey room (8)
// The smell of wine and cheap perfume (8)
// For a smile they can share the night (8)
// It goes on and on and on and on (9)

New guy, new gal
To and fro the ave and way
Off way, no aim, two at sea in the eve (+2)
// Strangers waiting (4)
// Up and down the boulevard (7)
// Their shadows, searching, in the night (8)

Lit ave, sad mob
Up all day for a bit of woo (+1)
Hid in, by and by, in the e~ve (+1)
// Streetlights people (4)
// Livin’ just to find emotion (7)
// Hidin’ somewhere in the ni~ght (7)

Got a job to get my pay
All kin aim but for fu~n (-1)
Run my fat wad all the way; I bet it a~ll
// Workin’ hard to get my fill (7)
// Everybody wants a thrill (7)
// Payin’ anything to roll the dice; just one more ti~me (11)

A few win, a few not
A few can but hum and rot
Hoy, the vid is not at its end (+1)
It can go on and on and on and on (+1)
// Some will win, some will lose (6)
// Some were born to sing the blues (7)
// Oh, the movie never ends (7)
// It goes on and on, and on, and on

New guy, new gal
To and fro the ave and way
Off way, no aim, two at sea in the eve (+2)
// Strangers waiting (4)
// Up and down the boulevard (7)
// Their shadows, searching, in the night (8)

Lit ave, sad mob
Up all day for a bit of woo (+1)
Hid in, by and by, in the e~ve (+1)
// Streetlights, people (4)
// Livin’ just to find emotion (7)
// Hidin’ somewhere in the ni~ght (7)

Go on, aim yer way
Do not let go of vim
Lit ave, sad m~ob
// Don’t stop believin’ (5)
// Hold on to that feelin’ (6)
// Streetlights, pe~ople

Go on, aim yer way
Do not let go
Lit ave, sad mob
// Don’t stop believin’
// Hold o~n
// Streetlights, people

Go on, aim yer way
Do not let go of vim
Lit ave, sad mob
// Don’t stop believin’ (5)
// Hold on to that feelin’ (6)
// Streetlight people