Instant Regret Kit

  • The IRK has assumed the throne once held by the great Fuko. All hail IRK!
  • IRK stands for Instant Regret Kit.
  • Irk is also the name of our mascot.
  • This is entirely coincidental.
  • It’s also an accurate name. You really will regret buying this garbage, instantly.
  • IMPORTANT: these won’t ship for a bit, so don’t expect them to arrive by Christmas.
  • Model: M3HN-4T-IRK.
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The 29 Gripes of Christmas

Despite its popular representation in media and commerce, the holiday season is not all sunshine, frankincense, and roses. In fact, we’ve got a few gripes with it – 29 to be exact. Follow along all Mehrathon long as we reveal 'em all.

For the second Gripe Of Christmas, Meh’s Scrooge-self groused to me: The office Christmas potluck is two Costco flans that never got refrigerated, and nuts.
1: People who call it Frankincense instead of Frankincense’s Monster.

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