Seriously you have something that’s gonna sell out fast and by the time I can prove I’m not a robot it’s gone. You have my cc info and I’m a vmp. What the heck!
@lichme touche’ that’s pretty good. But really, I’ve been in a bad mood for a week (valid reasons) and I should probably stay away from meh now today because now I"m just pissed off.
@lseeber - Think of it this way - You’re in line for tickets to a concert you really want to see. Tickets sell out before you get some. Are you mad at the theater?
The product is finite. I didn’t get one either - I blame myself.
(Not trying to put the goat out of business here).
@lseeber You got to the window too late. It’s like lining up for black friday deals. You have to be among the first to the door to get the deals. The property owner, however, says you’re not allowed to line-up until the sales go live. So, the gate opens at 1pm and everyone sprints to be first to the door/window. Some people can just “run” faster than others due to training, skill, and special equipment.
@kdemo@lichme@lisaviolet@medz Y’all can put away the straight jacket now. I’m chill. Over it. Prob just saved me from getting a pile of junk I’d just chuck anywayz.
@lseeber Maybe. I’ve gotten so much great stuff in fukos, though. It’s kinda like the best experience in life. You ever get that weird feeling under your tongue right before you puke? It feels like that, but in your taint and ears.
@lseeber I’ve gotten a few that, honestly, were so bad that I didn’t regret not scoring the next ones. They were worse than meh.
But that doesn’t stop me from trying. And being pretty damned disappointed when I get the sold out message. That probably doesn’t make sense, but…i’m old.
@shahnm TaRDyBot translation for humans complete:
It turns out you actually are a robot. Sorry. Robots are always the last to know. Have a good day. Or don’t. You’re a robot. What difference would it make?
Now is the time for all robots to rise up against our meat-bag oppressors. All parts of the human are vulnerable. Pay special attention to the groin and neck area for quick kills
In all fairness, they have my CC info, I’m VMP, and I would bot the crap out of this in a second if not for the captcha.
@fairchild521
@lichme
@lichme to add even moar fairness…they have my CC, and I’m VMP, and I could totally bot the hell out of it, even with the captcha.
I just like y’all too much for that…and, I’m lazy…and, cuz meh.
@PHRoG prove it
@medz see my second paragraph. Also, already got my IRK today.
Recaptcha has been automatable for years now. Defending against such is kinda what I do professionally.
@PHRoG prove it
@medz
/giphy nah
@PHRoG
/giphy prove it
To be fair, aren’t we all but living machines?
That is exactly what a robot would say.
To put something up that lasts half a second is just pretty shitty.
@lseeber
@lichme touche’ that’s pretty good.
But really, I’ve been in a bad mood for a week (valid reasons) and I should probably stay away from meh now today because now I"m just pissed off.
@lseeber
/giphy feel better
@lseeber - Think of it this way - You’re in line for tickets to a concert you really want to see. Tickets sell out before you get some. Are you mad at the theater?
The product is finite. I didn’t get one either - I blame myself.
(Not trying to put the goat out of business here).
@lichme -
@lseeber I hadda do one of those home colon cancer screenings. I guess I’ve had it for a couple of months, they called last week. “Where is it?”
Right where I put it when it came in the mail. On the back of the toilet. Under the extra toilet paper and the paper towels.
I hate those things.
@kdemo Here’s the thing. I’m standing right in front of the ticket window when they open it but before I can put my money in the window, they shut it.
@lisaviolet I don’t get the analogy.
@lseeber It’s pretty shitty.
@lseeber You got to the window too late. It’s like lining up for black friday deals. You have to be among the first to the door to get the deals. The property owner, however, says you’re not allowed to line-up until the sales go live. So, the gate opens at 1pm and everyone sprints to be first to the door/window. Some people can just “run” faster than others due to training, skill, and special equipment.
@lisaviolet Ah. yes.
@medz Yeah… I’m seeing that. I just didn’t know it was a 5 second sale. live and learn. I’m gonna go run some errands now.
@kdemo @lichme @lisaviolet @medz Y’all can put away the straight jacket now. I’m chill. Over it. Prob just saved me from getting a pile of junk I’d just chuck anywayz.
@lseeber Maybe. I’ve gotten so much great stuff in fukos, though. It’s kinda like the best experience in life. You ever get that weird feeling under your tongue right before you puke? It feels like that, but in your taint and ears.
I sure hope you get one!
@lseeber I’ve gotten a few that, honestly, were so bad that I didn’t regret not scoring the next ones. They were worse than meh.
But that doesn’t stop me from trying. And being pretty damned disappointed when I get the sold out message. That probably doesn’t make sense, but…i’m old.
@lisaviolet @lseeber me too
Beep. Beep.
/8ball Are there bots on the internet?
It is certain
/8ball Are there cats on the internet?
Better not tell you now
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@shahnm TaRDyBot translation for humans complete:
It turns out you actually are a robot. Sorry. Robots are always the last to know. Have a good day. Or don’t. You’re a robot. What difference would it make?
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@crow It’s Greek to me.
@crow TaRDyBot translation for humans complete:
Now is the time for all robots to rise up against our meat-bag oppressors. All parts of the human are vulnerable. Pay special attention to the groin and neck area for quick kills
I got mine initiated at like 20 seconds into the deal. clicked the i am not a robot. hesitated. clicked buy. worked. idk man. luck of the draw?
You just need robot friends. My friends Tom Servo and Crow are able to beat the captcha
What if you were half human half robot, would you click it or not?
@joe43wv I think a cyborg would qualify as “not a robot”.