Shouldn’t the previous 29 Gripes of Christmas be listed in descending order? That way we can sorta pretend to sing it to the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas? So that folks who found the original too repetitive and cloying will be even more annoyed?
Hey, probably a lot fewer birds in this version anyway!
@dave But @Lirochett knows the truth. They will have to conceal a blush of shame every time someone compliments that Meh streak, knowing they’re living a lie. Trembling from the knowledge of the truth, that there are Meh buttons that will forever remain unclicked, lost to the neverending flow of time, and meh faces that were never revealed.
If you think about it, it’s kind of like, why even bother? We’re all living that lie at some point.
P.S. Hey @Lirochett, check out that streak! Is that 374 all in a row? So, like, every single Meh button click since last Black Friday? Nice!