Olio Model One Smartwatch (Refurbished)
Our Take
- Super fancy smartwatches from a company that went out of business
- So they’re cheap
- And still usable
- Though all the features may not work (eventually)
- Still a nice watch
- Almost all these are open box, but we’re just saying refurbished in case a couple are
- Oh, and you’ll want to download the update. If, for some reason, you hate downloading updates, probably don’t buy this watch
- Model: Instead of reviews, we’re thinking about the origin of Model Numbers: 32 That seems obvious, but, again, required conveyor belts, which required interchangeable parts made to careful specifications.
Apocalypse Soonish
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Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
32
Day 4
Dear Journal,
I explored my cell last night in the brief time before sleep overcame my exhausted body and found no possible means of escape except by the window many feet above my head. The walls of the cell are completely sheer and impossible to climb, however.
I was glad to find my “goods” intact, still hidden, and am bringing them with me now to the Pearl River in hopes of learning more from Friend — the only human brave enough to speak with me in full English.
I am working next to Friend now and have shown her my odd wares. She (or he, I’m still not sure) opens a hidden pocket in her tattered rags and shows me her own collection — a powerbank, a small hunting knife, and a toothbrush.
All of a sudden, I have an idea —
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
