@f00l@sammydog01 I’d like for you to both meet and talk to my wife, and explain to her that I’m not actually a hoarder–or, well, if I am one, there are much worse out there.
But ya gotta act normal or the whole plan goes to shit. Yeah, scratch that.
I’d like to meet you both anyway (and with the missus). But I think we can all acknowledge that getting a certification of sanity from this group is maybe fundamentally self-sabotaging.
@joelmw I used to watch Hoarders on TV. I laughed at all the losers. Then there was this lady that hoarded McDonalds happy meal toys. I had a lot of the same ones. Never watched it again.
My family calls me a hoarder but in my OCD opinion my piles are neatly organized the way my brain likes them to be. But I do hope one day I can get a Fuko so I can say I finally got one and I can start a new pile.
@eeterrific I bought the poo kit, fully believing that it’s some kind of secret something else–maybe just a gateway to the fuko. No one can convince me otherwise (even though I’m 93% sure it’s exactly what it says it is).
Not even me. I don’t want that shit (see what I did there?). I immediately (and then repeatedly throughout the day) regretted my action and considered canceling my order–and it would have been easy–but I never did. I eventually decided that it would be an appropriate consolation prize (and remembrance of the day; and I kinda think that that’s how they meant it) after I failed the first time and then missed the second opportunity for a fuko. In the end, of course, I managed to get a fuko and then, well, hell, it just seemed wrong to cancel.
/giphy NO
@Thumperchick so you’re confirming there will be more…
@Thumperchick That looks like the love child of Rob Schneider and Justin Timberlake.
@cinoclav I cannot unsee that.
/giphy that was quick
You are a greedy SOB.
/giphy this is why we can’t have nice things
@joelmw I wish I could star this more than once.
Use a fucking req pack and die milliseconds after re-spawning.
@joelmw Noooo!!! Change the giphy back to Halo 5!
Hems is cranky
@cranky1950
/giphy cranky butt
@hems79
/giphy but cranky!
@hems79 Late to the post but(t) THAT was a Great giphy!
Who puts an A in S.O.B.?
@dave
Ha, as if anybody actually got a fuko. Look at this guy.
@Rosstafari hah, as if there were anything not hoarder shit in 99% of Fukus.
@RedOak But- I’m a hoarder.
/giphy hoarders
@sammydog01
I should prob ship you my hoard.
@RedOak The best thing I got in the April Fool’s fuko was a giant, clown-headed, Pez dispenser-shaped bank. SO BRING ON THE HOARDER SHIT.
@f00l If you can ship your hoard in anything smaller than a rail car you are not a hoarder.
@sammydog01
I’m not in the mood to go all confessional, so let’s pretend my hoard won’t use many rail car containers (or several full oil tanker holds) to ship.
Just this once.
/giphy container ship
@f00l @sammydog01 I’d like for you to both meet and talk to my wife, and explain to her that I’m not actually a hoarder–or, well, if I am one, there are much worse out there.
But ya gotta act normal or the whole plan goes to shit. Yeah, scratch that.
I’d like to meet you both anyway (and with the missus). But I think we can all acknowledge that getting a certification of sanity from this group is maybe fundamentally self-sabotaging.
@joelmw Certificate of sanity (sorry you have to follow the link, I can’t figure out how to post it since it won’t drag to desktop)
http://dicksbrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Sanity-Spot-Check.pdf
@joelmw I used to watch Hoarders on TV. I laughed at all the losers. Then there was this lady that hoarded McDonalds happy meal toys. I had a lot of the same ones. Never watched it again.
But I’m happy to lie to her if that helps.
@joelmw
Hey. People still talk to me.
Or I imagine that they do.
I’m not too picky about that little distinction.
No shrink has ever told me that I’m a natural wonder of walking psychosis.
That I remember, anyway.
Or that I imagine.
Hey, which pill you want this time?
/giphy red pill matrix
My family calls me a hoarder but in my OCD opinion my piles are neatly organized the way my brain likes them to be. But I do hope one day I can get a Fuko so I can say I finally got one and I can start a new pile.
Motherfucker. I have NEVER gotten a goddamned Fuko, it’s like my internet is 20 seconds behind the rest of the world’s.
So frustrating. So enraging.
@Sapper Well, if you would have bought the poo kit, you could have created some and sent it (via smartpost, of course) to meh…
@eeterrific Good idea! Luckily, I can create my own. What can I say, I’m a DIYer.
@eeterrific I bought the poo kit, fully believing that it’s some kind of secret something else–maybe just a gateway to the fuko. No one can convince me otherwise (even though I’m 93% sure it’s exactly what it says it is).
Not even me. I don’t want that shit (see what I did there?). I immediately (and then repeatedly throughout the day) regretted my action and considered canceling my order–and it would have been easy–but I never did. I eventually decided that it would be an appropriate consolation prize (and remembrance of the day; and I kinda think that that’s how they meant it) after I failed the first time and then missed the second opportunity for a fuko. In the end, of course, I managed to get a fuko and then, well, hell, it just seemed wrong to cancel.
I’m such a sucker.
@joelmw I own one. Poo-dough does exist. Just sayin.