Bravo Friends, Bravo

I like this because it looks like I’m taking credit for all of the hard work done by pretty much everyone, except me.

@f00l breathe in lowered expectations, breathe out fukubukuro dreams!

@UncleVinny

I am totally conscious within the eternal universal wave of expectation followed by frustration.

/giphy peace

@f00l Be the frustration you wish to see in the world.

/giphy chillout angst

@UncleVinny
I shall open myself to the divine grace of
/ragequit

/giphy ragequit

@f00l
God, grant me courage to threaten the ubiquity of reliable physical audio connectors,
The Serenity to fly around in Outer Space like a cowboy,
…
and wisdom to know the difference.

@InnocuousFarmer said:

God, grant me courage to threaten the ubiquity of reliable physical audio connectors,
The Serenity to fly around in Outer Space like a cowboy,
…
and wisdom to know the difference.

Wow. You understand.

You know what?

I think I have #1 and #2 down.

Might have neen born with near perfection in my DNA on those two skills/divine graces.

But #3?

I cannot grasp this form of inner wisdom.

Do I need a mantra?

Dr Strangelove
Dr Strangelove
Dr Strangelove
Dr Strangelove
Dr Strangelove
Dr Strangelove
Dr Strangelove

…

…

Dr Strangelove

Ahhhhhhh…

This secret source of knowledge shall be with me always.

Perhaps someday I shall achieve …

/giphy Dr Strangelove

@cinoclav If they did that, where’s the incentive to keep watching? Just like the BOCs were back in the days of occasional Woot-offs, the Fuko is the bait to keep us watching here.

@cinoclav

The point of the retail Meh site:

• to fuck with people who hate being fucked with but who keep coming back for more anyway.

• And perhaps not to actually lose too much money.

As far as I can tell.

@f00l Maybe we like being fucked. Did you think of that? (I will refrain from asking giphy.)

@sammydog01
/giphy Yeah, don’t ask. It’s not like anything relevant comes up from the .gif result anyway.

@f00l @narfcake They’ve spent 3 years doing it the same way, which happily was NOT the woot way. I think they’ve been doing okay until now.

@sammydog01

Maybe we like being fucked.

Not sayin’ nuthin’ here.

For this day among all the days, I shall keep my secrets.

/giphy secrets

@cinoclav

Actually, sorry the Meh 3rd birthday thing is not funny and fun for you.

Bad day? Or just bad day at Meh?

@f00l Super busy day for one. Working 7-7 today after 4 hours of sleep. I have my own patients to take care of and in between I have to help out at our front desk as our (only) secretary is on vacation this week. Secondly, I just don’t like the idea of meh doing something that I associate so much more with woot, which I’ve grown to loathe. I don’t like being forced to keep an eye on the site all the time to try and get a random Fuko. Like I said, just throw them up there at midnight EST for a one time free-for-all. If you want to put another item up for the rest of the day after that, fine. But not this.

@cinoclav

I sympathize that your day is unavoidably rough, given responsibilities and circumstances beyond your control.

But I suspect you are the minority opinion about the Meh-rathon. Many of us (including me) are having a grand time.

And we only get 1 fuko each (except for me, who gets 0, despite trying).

Do if you grabbed a fuko at midnight, the rest of everything offered for sale today will vary between Meh and Crap and Garbage, so to speak. So ignore.

I have been happily ignoring the site when I felt like it all last night and today.

If that’s what your life demands of you today, I hope you can do that also.

Also the next fuko will almost certainly come in the half for right after 4pm ET.

If you don’t have one yet, I wish you all the luck.

If I get one and you don’t (very unlikely) I might split it with you or something.

I didn’t mean to sound pompous, in case I did, and I need to apologize for that. I just kinda feel a little bad that you are stressed out.

Also I hope that the rest of your day sucks way less.

@f00l Lol - You never sound pompous, I didn’t take it that way. I didn’t get one last night. I think those 200 were gone by the time they hit my local server. I was tied up on the phone away from my desk this morning for the second round so no-go there either. You most definitely don’t need to share anything, but thank you. I do hope you score one along the way for yourself! The day shall sucketh less when I walk in my door. Of course than I’m going to be watching the site all evening and sleep shall once again escape me.

@cinoclav

I know you got one.

Hope that helps the rest of “the day quality measure outcome” a little.

@f00l Most definitely helped. At least now I can go to sleep peacefully before midnight. (I can, but I probably won’t.)

@SColburn Ditto.

@sammydog01 @Scolburn verily it is so.

@SColburn You are describing me exactly. Except my fuko was scored second round.

@SColburn Same here! I got my first ever Fuko while walking to work this morning. Thanks Meh for the fun all day!

@somf69 i think you can scroll through the forum list since each deal posts a topic

@somf69 try here http://www.mehstalker.com/search.php

@somf69 Check out Mehstalker.com or just sort the forum by deals, and that will show you all the things sold.

@somf69 https://meh.com/forum?category=deals&sort=date-created

@ThatsHeadly Some places have very odd definitions of “day”