Nexbelt Ratcheting Belts

  • Belts you can adjust to any size up to 45" using the “ratchet clasp,” not to be confused with a popular video game franchise
  • Don’t worry, the learning curve is pretty shallow
  • They have genuine leather backings, because only show-offs wear belts with leather frontings
  • You can pick from several different colors and styles, or close your eyes and let fate decide for you
  • Model: PCM1316, PCN6441, PCN6465, PCN1538, PCN1323, PCN1545, PCN6434, PCN6458, PCN1552 (One of these model numbers is not like the others. Do you have the free time to have read this far into these product features for a belt and determine which model number stands out?)
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The Fabulous Pant-Strap

Has this ever happened to you?

Unfortunately, there’s no way to prevent it. You just have to –

What’s that? You’re saying there’s something that could have prevented this occurrence? What is it?

Sorry, I can’t read lips. Are you saying “gelt”? Like the chocolate coins?

It seems like you’re talking about unlatching your pants, but that would have the opposite effect we’re looking for. You see, we’re looking for something that will hold your pants up.

Well sure, the President gets access to special Pentagon pant-retaining technologies, but what about us regular Joes?

Ugh, no, it has to connect to your pants – that won’t work at all.

What part of pants didn’t you understand?

Don’t get upset and threaten us with leather straps you’ve pulled out of your pocket…

Hey, hey. You’re making us uncomfortable.

That we can get behind. Where do you get one of these pant-straps anyway? And what other purpose do they serve besides beating Bieber?

Awesome. We’ll take one!

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Who's buying this crap?

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