Celebrate Haiku I think that’s what we’ll do for the entire day
(Que debate about whether those contractions count as their own syllable…)
@Thumperchick Do you pronounce “entire” as “en-tire”, or “en-tie-er”?
This poll is quite lame All options should only be in haiku format
If you can define participation as not ceasing to exist
Then, and only then yes, I guess it is true that I am participating
Today we post haiku in forum But no one is here to meet quorum. There’s not enough words To please all the nerds, So I’ve got a limerick for ‘em.
@2many2no well crap. You beat me to it. I knew I should have gone with a sonnet.
Once upon a time A man was from Nantucket And his dick was long
I’ve never been good at haiku It’s something I simply can’t do So I’ll post a limerick And hope it’ll do the trick To get a quick laugh out of you
Does this forum count? It’s the only one I use If it does, I am
I don’t like haiku. I count and count, but always run out of syllab
@writdenied my favorite so far.
Please star my comment Just in case there is a prize I’d like to win it
Last year I posted haiku in Slick Deals forums They were deleted
Belts are useful I have been pandered to Thank you Meh
@rrapnek I dont think you get what a haiku really is you should google it
@lichme I suppose I should have added a “dot com” to the end.
@rrapnek That still wouldn’t work You are missing syllables On all of your lines
@rrapnek 4-6-3 That’s not a haiki, that’s a Faque.
Thanks all. Beer and nearly no knowledge about Haiku’s did me in tonight.
@rrapnek try this: Belts are useful four five one I have been pandered to Thank you Meh four five
@Mehrocco_Mole or a double play.
@rrapnek - A little more beer and none of this will matter. It’s all in the past.
When trying to be Quiet in the bathroom but You fart really loud
Does that qualify? Ditched most of my classes in 10th grade then sent to boarding school on top of a mountain so I could ditch no more.
Hit me up here Meh I am tired of falling pants Give me a free belt
Five syllables here. Seven more syllables there. Are you happy now?
One item to buy Daily Meh button to click My life – a new low
@Tin_Foil hahaha!
Haikus are weird, Bro Usually about crap Hand me my Belt, Bro
The stillness of night - Interrupted by a deal. Baby arms scare Meh
I’m more of a prose guy myself.
Work kicked my butt hard Barely awake to check deal Now you want a poem
Was it just a year Since we made woot so angry? Seems more like eons.
If I craved a belt I’d prank the interwebz, but I’ll just vote instead.
I would try harder If a vacuum was the prize As it was before.
Thanks anyway, meh. You keep it interesting Let’s do this again!
Stealth haiku on Slickdeals, let’s see if it lasts.
Same deal as prime day? That just made it less special… I bought Echo then.
I got a suspicious activity warning on my Slickdeals account last night after posting my haiku.
Not sure if that was because it took four tries to log in or because i posted a haiku.
@djslack It’s still there, so maybe the login?
@sammydog01 sometimes my jokes don’t look like jokes and aren’t funny like jokes. I guess that means they aren’t really jokes.
@djslack It’s perfect- they can’t tell if you’re a smartass or a non-native English speaker.
@sammydog01 Still up- two thumbs up and one down.
I wanted a belt Then I realized, already I have too many
can it really be or can it be only me this is pointless seriously, wtf is the point?
https://slickdeals.net/f/10430468-sharknado-digital-hd-rental-or-purchase-free?p=103181228&posted=1&comment=success
Sharks flying in air How could this be a movie? I must watch it now.
I bet it’s deleted by lunchtime, possibly along with my account. Sooooo worth it.
@sammydog01 Yay, @sammydogo1! I saw it.
@sammydog01 Still up! No one cares.
@sammydog01 lol I didn’t know I was supposed to post mine somewhere else, oh well.
https://slickdeals.net/f/10426152-popples-talk-and-pop-11-plush-lulu-6-99-walmart?p=103182248&posted=1&comment=success#post103182248
MyTMaus is me On this slickdeals forum here. Please enjoy my work!
@Emmaegwyn You’ve been called out, sort of.
@djslack Ha! They tried, anyway…
@Emmaegwyn I believe you got a compliment on your haikus, and no one reported you. Win!
@sammydog01 Yay!
No words are enough To express how truly meh Mediocre is
Your friends have all gone PCM1316 Only N’s Remain
Meh sells weird thingies. Please ship them to my front door. This makes me happy.
I made an account On Slickdeals for this event This is so much fun
https://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=103184928&postcount=46
@cs85b03 Nice!
Fall approaches fast. Haikus should reference seasons. I think belts are neat.
My Belt is quite Tight More Cheeseburgers I do eat Stop Looking at me
One two three four five One two three four five seven Well i forgot six
/giphy haiku
First one was too lame so here is one i made up when i was like 12 and never forgot because i thought i was clever.
I am a chicken Dancing on the barbecue Tastes better when fried
/giphy fried chicken
Smartass poet here, Getting self-referential. Haiku! Gesundheit.
Without a harness, My trousers meet my ankles. Bring on the ratchet!
/giphy Haiku
https://morningsave.com/forum/topics/what-did-you-buy#5984c7761514a701fc2cf042
I bought a Bravo. It’s just a bluetooth speaker. Bem me up Scotty.
@sligett I see you went the chicken route but I’ll star it for the Bem reference.
@sammydog01 the only other forum I’m a member of is at Anandtech, and that was tempting, but that would be even odder. (even odder?)
It is afternoon I came late to this contest Wtf I lose.
@f00l Maybe you will win Pity stars count just as much I will give you one
@sammydog01
I give you these stars ⭐️ For your kind offering of ⭐️ Such encouragement. ⭐️
Celebrate Haiku
I think that’s what we’ll do
for the entire day
(Que debate about whether those contractions count as their own syllable…)
@Thumperchick
Do you pronounce “entire” as “en-tire”, or “en-tie-er”?
This poll is quite lame
All options should only be
in haiku format
If you can define
participation as not
ceasing to exist
Then, and only then
yes, I guess it is true that
I am participating
Today we post haiku in forum
But no one is here to meet quorum.
There’s not enough words
To please all the nerds,
So I’ve got a limerick for ‘em.
@2many2no well crap. You beat me to it. I knew I should have gone with a sonnet.
Once upon a time
A man was from Nantucket
And his dick was long
I’ve never been good at haiku
It’s something I simply can’t do
So I’ll post a limerick
And hope it’ll do the trick
To get a quick laugh out of you
Does this forum count?
It’s the only one I use
If it does, I am
I don’t like haiku.
I count and count, but always
run out of syllab
@writdenied my favorite so far.
Please star my comment
Just in case there is a prize
I’d like to win it
Last year I posted
haiku in Slick Deals forums
They were deleted
Belts are useful
I have been pandered to
Thank you Meh
@rrapnek
I dont think you get
what a haiku really is
you should google it
@lichme I suppose I should have added a “dot com” to the end.
@rrapnek
That still wouldn’t work
You are missing syllables
On all of your lines
@rrapnek
4-6-3
That’s not a haiki, that’s a Faque.
Thanks all. Beer and nearly no knowledge about Haiku’s did me in tonight.
@rrapnek try this:
Belts are useful four five
one I have been pandered to
Thank you Meh four five
@Mehrocco_Mole or a double play.
@rrapnek -
A little more beer
and none of this will matter.
It’s all in the past.
When trying to be
Quiet in the bathroom but
You fart really loud
Does that qualify? Ditched most of my classes in 10th grade then sent to boarding school on top of a mountain so I could ditch no more.
Hit me up here Meh
I am tired of falling pants
Give me a free belt
Five syllables here.
Seven more syllables there.
Are you happy now?
One item to buy
Daily Meh button to click
My life – a new low
@Tin_Foil hahaha!
Haikus are weird, Bro
Usually about crap
Hand me my Belt, Bro
The stillness of night -
Interrupted by a deal.
Baby arms scare Meh
I’m more of a prose guy myself.
Work kicked my butt hard
Barely awake to check deal
Now you want a poem
Was it just a year
Since we made woot so angry?
Seems more like eons.
If I craved a belt
I’d prank the interwebz, but
I’ll just vote instead.
I would try harder
If a vacuum was the prize
As it was before.
Thanks anyway, meh.
You keep it interesting
Let’s do this again!
Stealth haiku on Slickdeals, let’s see if it lasts.
I got a suspicious activity warning on my Slickdeals account last night after posting my haiku.
Not sure if that was because it took four tries to log in or because i posted a haiku.
@djslack It’s still there, so maybe the login?
@sammydog01 sometimes my jokes don’t look like jokes and aren’t funny like jokes. I guess that means they aren’t really jokes.
@djslack It’s perfect- they can’t tell if you’re a smartass or a non-native English speaker.
@sammydog01 Still up- two thumbs up and one down.
I wanted a belt
Then I realized, already
I have too many
can it really be
or can it be only me
this is pointless
seriously, wtf is the point?
https://slickdeals.net/f/10430468-sharknado-digital-hd-rental-or-purchase-free?p=103181228&posted=1&comment=success
Sharks flying in air
How could this be a movie?
I must watch it now.
I bet it’s deleted by lunchtime, possibly along with my account. Sooooo worth it.
@sammydog01 Yay, @sammydogo1! I saw it.
@sammydog01 Still up! No one cares.
@sammydog01 lol I didn’t know I was supposed to post mine somewhere else, oh well.
https://slickdeals.net/f/10426152-popples-talk-and-pop-11-plush-lulu-6-99-walmart?p=103182248&posted=1&comment=success#post103182248
MyTMaus is me
On this slickdeals forum here.
Please enjoy my work!
@Emmaegwyn You’ve been called out, sort of.
@djslack Ha! They tried, anyway…
@Emmaegwyn I believe you got a compliment on your haikus, and no one reported you. Win!
@sammydog01
Yay!
No words are enough
To express how truly meh
Mediocre is
Your friends have all gone
PCM1316
Only N’s Remain
Meh sells weird thingies.
Please ship them to my front door.
This makes me happy.
I made an account
On Slickdeals for this event
This is so much fun
https://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=103184928&postcount=46
@cs85b03 Nice!
Fall approaches fast.
Haikus should reference seasons.
I think belts are neat.
My Belt is quite Tight
More Cheeseburgers I do eat
Stop Looking at me
One two three four five
One two three four five seven
Well i forgot six
/giphy haiku
First one was too lame so here is one i made up when i was like 12 and never forgot because i thought i was clever.
I am a chicken
Dancing on the barbecue
Tastes better when fried
/giphy fried chicken
Smartass poet here,
Getting self-referential.
Haiku! Gesundheit.
Without a harness,
My trousers meet my ankles.
Bring on the ratchet!
/giphy Haiku
https://morningsave.com/forum/topics/what-did-you-buy#5984c7761514a701fc2cf042
@sligett I see you went the chicken route but I’ll star it for the Bem reference.
@sammydog01 the only other forum I’m a member of is at Anandtech, and that was tempting, but that would be even odder. (even odder?)
It is afternoon
I came late to this contest
Wtf I lose.
@f00l
Maybe you will win
Pity stars count just as much
I will give you one
@sammydog01
I give you these stars ⭐️
For your kind offering of ⭐️
Such encouragement. ⭐️