Neato Botvac 80 (Refurbished)
Our Take
- Automagically cleans your floors- Can be anthropomorphized to whatever extent you want- But don’t confuse its acts of service for love- Model: 945-0135 (B)
The Mehliad
Chapter 29Continuing the tale of young Dan Fogelberg (no not that one), who fell asleep in a storm and woke in a fantastical, creepy land. Beyond that, your guess is as good as ours. We left Snarksports in a hurry, desperate to avoid the ever-encroaching reach of the Overlords. I was not as upset about those guys getting devoured by slug-dick monsters than some of the other people wed met, but I guess it was still bad overall.!What the fuck? Who said that?Wasnt me, said Geoff. Not me, Norton said. Goggles shook his head.Goodbye, said Aoelh. ?Is that Korean?Ohhhh, we must be near Ppomppu! trusty Goggles with his maps, always on the ball.What the hell is that?Eh, its not what it used to be. But it was THE place to get deals on Korean cell phones for awhile. What happened to them?Lowered standards, mostly. They started sharing deals from the lowest of low-rent deal-a-day sites. But you know South Korea: they love the latest and greatest in tech, even more than our techiest tech geeks. Hence the telepathic broadcasting into our brains.Do you think theyre safe from the Overlords?Globalism comes for us all, friend. We sailed onward.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
