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Multi-pack Madness: Across the Mehltiverse
“So in every other universe, I’m a vase?” Dale asked, scratching the back of his neck absent-mindedly with the rolled-up takeout menu. The fly had resumed its buzzing against the window.
“No,” called the vase from the kitchen.
“There are a few universes in which you’re an odor,” said the Dale-vase next to Dale’s boots on the ground.
“A good odor?” Dale asked.
The vases were silent again.
“Maybe don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to, Dale,” said the Dale-vase on the coffee table.
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
