Instant Regret Kit

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An Instructional Meh-rathon

Listen, instruction manuals are pretty intuitive. I mean, they’re designed to be. But wouldn’t you know it, there’s always one step that makes me go, “Huh?” I don’t know. Maybe I’m just stupid. It probably doesn’t help that I dropped a bunch of these manuals into a paper shredder, including the one I needed. I pieced it back together, but this is what I’ve got…

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Step 175
“Do not operate the vacuum in a room where an infant or child is sleeping.”

This seems less like a safety concern and more like a case of trying not to be rude.

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