Floor Police Cordless Motorized Mop for Tile and Wood Floors

  • The two heads spin at 100 RPM
  • Spray on your favorite cleaner and go
  • When you’re done, just remove the cloth covers from the spinners and throw them in the washing machine
  • Includes scouring, microfiber and polishing pads
  • 90 minutes of action on a single charge
  • Favorite cast member of 2019’s Little Women: Floor-ence Pugh
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Between Moppings

If you really think about it, it’s sort of funny that we sell so much infomercial-y stuff here on Meh. After all, our respective ideas of effective marketing couldn’t be further from each other.

Infomercials make bold proclamations. They speak definitively. They say, DO this:

Then DO this:

So you DON’T HAVE TO DO this:

But we try and embrace the nuance of each product. Plus, we sell stuff for cheap enough that we can be honest. Therefore, our pitch ends up being something more subdued like, even if you do this:

you’re still gonna have to do this:

But if you clean up minor messes semi-regularly like this:

it means less grime build-up, which in turn means less frequent deep cleaning sessions like this:

And since this:

is easier than this:

that’s good.

So maybe consider buying one of these things.

So far today...

  • 79502 of you visited.
  • 45% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 3235 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 411 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $12018 total.
  • (including shipping)

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