2-Pack: Etekcity Smart Connected Digital Body Fat & BMI Scale
- They’ll tell you how much you weigh
- They’ll also tell you some other stuff too
- Don’t forget the IRK!
Multi-pack Madness: Across the Mehltiverse
“I was in my youth,” said the Hammer of Dale Doom. “Born to a poor mother who was a screwdriver, abandoned at an early age by my father who was a shoehorn. A carpenter, who was himself a saw, hired me to pull out mislaid nails. Never to hammer them in, mind you. I was only tasked with removal. The nail hammerer was another hammer, older, drunk on rubbing alcohol before noon, and bound to drive in nails all the wrong ways. It was a thankless life, and I earned barely a pittance, which I immediately gave to my mother so she could keep a roof over our head, if you could call it a roof, given it was made out of chicken wire.”
“I wouldn’t call that a roof,” said the Dale-vase on the bookshelf, who’d turned his attention from the waves on television for a moment. “In fact, I would call that almost the opposite of a roof.”