Empower Fit Pro Smartwatch

  • It’ll watch your body temperature, heart rate, blood pressure, and blood oxygen levels
  • It’s also a pedometer, distance tracker, sleep monitor, sedentary reminder, and calorie tracker
  • Apparently, it tells time as well
  • You can link it to your phone and get texts on your wrist
  • Model: M4RCU5-5M4RT
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In honor of this Empower Fit Pro Smartwatch (a stylish exercise tracking watch that usually runs for $129) and “Nothing to Celebrate” (two super cute designs celebrating apathy and isolation, available now from Mediocritee), we present:

A Terrible WFH Joke

Thus concludes:

A Terrible WFH Joke

And don’t forget: these designs are currently for sale over on Mediocritee!

So far today...

  • 54485 of you visited.
  • 53% on a phone, 3% on a tablet.
  • 3498 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 479 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $20623 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?