A Meh-rathon Murder Mystery!

Eccentric billionaire steam mop mogul Dallas McAllen has been murdered! And in his own home, no less, while a great party raged on. With 30 suspects and clues galore (some helpful, others less so) only Sadie Dufresne–an Inspector of the Royal Knights order (shorthand: IRK), one of the highest ranking detectives in all the land–can be trusted to solve the mystery. But she’ll need your help. So, what do you say? Will you help IRK Dufresne crack the case?

Claude Money’s name earned him much mockery. Those who knew art thought it hilarious that he, a mere house painter, very nearly shared the name of the famed French impressionist, while others simply found it funny that he so clearly lacked an excess of his surname. Dallas McAllen, though, had treated him with kindness when he’d hired him to paint one of his lake houses and then later to do some work at his mansion. He had even invited Claude to one of his parties. And how did Claude feel about that? Ashamed. Not of being offered charity, but of his own nefarious intentions. For as soon as he secured the invite he began planning how he would steal and re-sell the painting he’d seen when the billionaire invited him up to his study for a drink after a long day painting in the sun: an original of his almost namesake, something with which to fulfill the promise of his family name. It still hangs there now, but given its location, and that it is slightly askew, could it be that Claude was caught in the act and, in turn, committed a much more despicable crime?