CyberPower 200W Inverter
- Turns your car’s erstwhile cigarette lighter into an AC outlet and USB charger
- Powers devices up to 200W, not like those ones that wuss out at 175W or 150W
- Features auto-shutoff to maintain your battery and sanity
- Model: CPS200AI (You’d think our robot overlords would have the wherewithal to leave “AI” out of their brain-control devices’ model numbers)
Power, We Inverted
Take a seat and listen up, you’re gonna want to hear this.
We’re selling a power inverter for your car!
OK, OK, you’re right: We’ve sold a bunch of these things already. But you know what’s special about this one?
It’s got a built-in USB charger! Isn’t that awesome?
Listen, we know you’re a big shot but you don’t have to be rude. How’s this: You know that feeling when your device runs outta juice and there isn’t an outlet in sight?
Yes! Exactly! What if we told you that you could power it directly from your car?
Startling, we know. Welcome to the future. Are you sold?
Well … uhh … what if we told you it had … uhh … bluetooth?!
Unfortunately … it doesn’t.
Oh no. What have we done?
Too much of this, maybe.
