Cambridge 3-Quart Wood Wine Dispenser
- It’s wooden and it holds your wine
- 3 quarts of it
- That’s 96 ounces
- Dimensions: 12" x 8.7" x 12.5"
An Instructional Meh-rathon
Listen, instruction manuals are pretty intuitive. I mean, they’re designed to be. But wouldn’t you know it, there’s always one step that makes me go, “Huh?” I don’t know. Maybe I’m just stupid. It probably doesn’t help that I dropped a bunch of these manuals into a paper shredder, including the one I needed. I pieced it back together, but this is what I’ve got…
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Step 198
“Make sure that you are in a well ventilated room before proceeding.”
Thank you for warning me in advance, but I don’t think there are any wells nearby.