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Here are three questions for you:

1. Have you been instructed by a medical professional to check your blood pressure regularly?

2. Do you just enjoy closely monitoring your health?

3. Do you have an upper-arm-squeeze kink that no human hands can satisfy, not even your own?

If you answered yes to any or all of the above, then you should buy this thing!

Okay, look. It’s a blood pressure monitor.

A nice one, we should say. Easy to use. Easy to read. Simple. Intuitive. Has just enough bells and whistles not to feel entirely basic, but not so many that it starts to seem like a gimmick.

But, again, it’s a blood pressure monitor. It monitors blood pressure. Not exactly the kind of thing that necessitates a sales pitch aimed at luring in any customers who didn’t already need/want a blood pressure monitor.

But we’re still gonna try one!

Here’s the gist: you’ll never regret knowing your blood pressure. You might not enjoy learning you have high blood pressure or low blood pressure. But you’ll be glad to know. Likewise, if you confirm your blood pressure is fine, you’re not exactly going to be pissed off about it. You’ll be like, Hey, cool, at least there’s one thing I don’t need to worry about.

Of course, you might be annoyed if you paid big bucks for the privilege of confirming everything’s totally okay. But you won’t. You’ll pay $15.

So, maybe get a blood pressure monitor?