9-Pack: Comfort Republic Bamboo Viscose Briefs
- Premium briefs with a snug fit and generous, um…tailoring.
- Lots of great reviews from customers here, and some from our own customers in the forums.
- Tons of sizes (Size chart here)
- You get a random assortment of colors. Doesn’t that sound fun?
- Can it make a margarita? Honestly, it looks like it could hide a margarita.
Pavlov’s Undies?
The American Psychological Association defines a poorly understood concept called “semantic satiation,” wherein a word or phrase seems to lose all meaning after it has been repeated many times in rapid succession.
The phrase was first coined by Leon Jakobovits, who analyzed the cognitive response to this phenomenon and noted that many other researchers had explored the idea from various angles, coining phrases like “reminiscence” and “cortical inhibition.” (Fun fact: cortical inhibition was studied by Ivan Pavlov, the guy with the dogs, who may or may not have ruined his own brain by measuring dog spit while ringing bells too much.)
All told, it’s a fascinating field of research with deep implications for understanding the human brain and exploring the very concept of meaning itself.
Anyway, we used the phrase “junk pouch” too many times putting this deal together and can no longer distinguish objective reality.
Because holy cow, strictly from a marketing standpoint there’s a laundry list of features and benefits that we could be highlighting when it comes to this versatile premium underwear, but not a single person working in the office today was able to move beyond the generously utilitarian junk pouch hanging off the front of every pair of these like the ill-formed nose of an off-brand Muppet.
We simultaneously wish not to see it anymore, yet cannot look away. We definitely sell underwear on here from time to time, but we’ve never seen such an unapologetically utilitarian junk pouch before.
It’s the junk pouch equivalent of a camel’s hump. It’s the fanny pack of junk pouches. It’s a junk pouch on par with wearing orthotic shoes as part of an evening gown ensemble, just…pure practicality with no concern whatsoever for style or decorum.
Junk pouch, junk pouch, junk pouch.
Does most underwear have something like this? Did these guys invent it or just take it to its most grotesque possible conclusion? Do the shorts you have on right now have a junk pouch?
Holy hell, just look at the striped ones. It’s like one of those old Magic Eye posters, except instead of crossing your eyes to see a horsey in a field you get something that looks like a lumpy rugby ball viewed through a scrambled premium cable channel from 2004.
Junk pouch junk pouch junk pouch.
Pouch…junk? Pouch junk pouch junk pouch.
Junk pouch.
You guys really need to buy out this inventory today. We can’t go through this again.
