7-Pack: Comfort Republic Bamboo Viscose Briefs
- They don’t feel wooden, though, we swear
- Re-up your underwear drawer all at once
- Don’t forget the IRK!
Multi-pack Madness: Across the Mehltiverse
The Dale from the future stepped forward, took the rolled-up takeout menu from present-day Dale, and smacked the fly dead. Immediately, a mustache appeared on his face.
“What the hell?” said future Dale to Dale. “Why did killing that fly make me grow a mustache?”