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“My real name is Cork Muldoon,” Gil said. “And I am not a dork, as you presume. You see, space is not something I’ve had to study. Because, for me, it’s not some distant frontier. It’s home.”

Gil/Cork waited for some reaction to this. But the others seemed too preoccupied with their screens to pay him any attention.

“I’ve just revealed that I’m not from Earth,” Gil said.

Still, no response.

“As in, I’m not human,” Gil added.

“Distance still going down,” Laney said, absently.

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